The name of the crosstalk brother that the three crosstalk brothers despised

"Three Myopias" is also known as "Looking at Plaques". "Three Myopias" is adapted from ancient jokes and folk rumors. There are many performers in this show, and the numbers are also different. Mr. Zhang Shouchen worked very hard on this aspect and made great changes. He also abandoned many other artists' approaches and acting methods to make them more reasonable.

Line: What is the name of today’s program? lt;lt;Three myopiagt;gt;. That person said: "We have heard of this play - The Fourth Jinshi gt;gt;, but we have never heard of the Three Jinshi!" This "myopia" is different from that "Jinshi", this "three myopia" They are three people with shortsightedness. These three people are not outsiders, they are all my uncles. All three of my uncles are nearsighted, and my uncle’s kind of myopia is called “Qingqing.” That person said: "What is 'Qing Qing'?" It's called "Qing Qing" eyes when I can't see anything in the morning. My second uncle's myopia also has a name: it's called "heat surge". At noon, wow! It can make a camel stumble. My third uncle's name is "Qimeng" and he can't see anything all night long.

My three uncles, oh! What a joke! When I was a child, my uncle once went to Nanding - outside Yongding Gate in Beijing. There was a temple fair from the first day of May to the fifteenth day of May. Where else is there on this fair day nowadays? He went to Nanding for a walk. Halfway there, he didn't know how far it was and wanted to find out. At first glance, there was someone standing in Lucili. In fact, it's not a human being. What is it? It's the stone man in the cemetery - a stone man and a stone horse! My uncle asked the stone man about it:

"Sir, could you please excuse me, how far is it from the South Summit?"

He asked four or five times, Can the stone man speak? Still standing there.

"Hey! Are you deaf?"

This stone ice man has a crow on his head, and he shakes his hand like this:

"Hey! Deaf?" ”

As the crow flies! He was also happy:

"Hey, what a dead man this guy is. If you don't tell me if I ask you, huh, if your hat is blown away by the wind, I won't tell you either!"

Look at how much trouble these eyes are delaying. This is my uncle.

My second uncle also has jokes. One day, when my second uncle was walking on the street, an old lady bought a goose - why did she buy a goose? Here is the rule in Beijing: When you get engaged to a son, you need to write letters after the engagement. The man has to send a goose to the woman, a big white goose - sandwiched between them. My second uncle looked very white, and his eyes were not old and strong:

"Hey, this cotton is not bad! I said, how much does your cotton cost per pound?"

He said cotton. The old lady just thought that someone else had bought the cotton and she was talking to someone else and ignored him. My second uncle walked up and touched it with his hand, and asked: "Old lady, how much does this cotton cost per pound?"

He touched the hair and found it quite slippery.

“Oops, you saw it wrong, lard!”

He thought it was lard again.

"How much does this lard cost per pound?"

He touched this end and grabbed the goose's neck, which was quite long.

“Oh, lotus root!”

Ouyang! As soon as he exerted his strength, the goose called like this, and he let go.

“Ah, trumpet!”

He didn’t say anything right.

My third uncle, one time he was invited back to listen to a night play. Xia Jingtian, it had just rained. There was a piece of ashes washed clean, and there was a needle buried in the ground. Half of it, the tip of the needle is exposed, and when the electric light shines on it, it is very bright. My third uncle is obsessed with money:

"Diamond! Diamond! Oops! This thing is valuable!"

He came over and reached out to pick it up. As soon as he pressed, the needle point rushed up and pricked him.

"Ouch! Scorpion! Oops! Scorpion!"

Looking under the electric light, a drop of blood came out, soft and soft.

“Oh, it’s not a scorpion, it’s a coral, it’s a coral!”

He twisted his hand and there was blood.

"Hey! Bedbug!"

That's not right at all!

My three uncles live in separate families. They are three in-laws. The house is divided into three courtyards, with the front and back facing the street. The uncle and the second uncle live on the street in front, and my third uncle lives in the back. That street trip. Xia Jingtian and his three brothers gathered together in a courtyard, made tea and talked together to cool down. Let's talk about it, let's talk about the eyes. What's the matter? If a person has a shortcoming, he will only protect this point. He will not say that this point is bad, but will always say that this point is better than others. The uncle was sitting on the recliner:

"Oh! Oh, second child, third child, look at my eyes. There are so many of them lately. As soon as this mosquito flies in front of my eyes, I can tell it is a mosquito. The male is a female!"

My second uncle curled his lips:

"Come on, come on! The last time you went out, a steam roller tripped you. Hey! Is this a picture? You can’t even see the steam roller, but you can see the mosquitoes?”

“I have night eyes, and I can see them more clearly at night.”

The third master said:

"Brother, second brother, don't argue, don't say who has good eyesight. There is a Guandi Temple outside our Hukou'er, and the Guandi Temple will be hung tomorrow. Plaque, let's go over there and look at the words on the plaque. After reading the words, we have a meal for free, and we two brothers can't tell who is treating us. What do you think of my idea?"

Master, the second master said:

"Okay, that's it, let's go see the plaque tomorrow."

The three brothers have decided. At twelve o'clock, the cool breeze came down, and the second master and the third master went home to sleep.

My uncle was lying on the kang unable to sleep: No, no, tomorrow morning I will look at the plaque. They both have better eyesight than me. I must not be able to see clearly. It’s nothing to treat them to a meal. It's not a good idea to give them a look, so let them leave a message! I've made a bet, what should I do? After thinking about it for a long time, I finally remembered: The monk at Guandi Temple knew what the word on the plaque was. I asked the monk in advance and found out what the word was. I had the idea, yes! Get up and go to the monk temple. Go to the temple gate and knock on the door. "Monk, monk!"

After calling two or three times, the monk came out. What's the matter? Every day at twelve o'clock, the monk has to offer incense. When he hears the doorbell being called outside, he quickly goes out and opens the door.

"Who is it?"

Open the door and take a look: "Hey, Uncle Zhang, please come in!"

"No price, no price, here you go!" Add some trouble!"

"What's the matter, where are you?"

"I heard that I will hang a plaque for Mr. Guan tomorrow?"

" Yes, the donor did it.”

“Let me ask you, what is the word on this plaque?”