A few jokes about DigimonO (∩

01

Daisuke came to the beverage shop.........

Waiter: What do you want?

Daisuke: Let’s have something to make us feel sad...

Waiter: Do you want a "heartache"? 500 pounds a cup

Daisuke: Okay, let’s have a cup now...

In 1 minute...

Daisuke: Boiled water? ! !

02

Taiyi went to watch a movie, watch it for a while and sleep for a while.

When he came out, someone asked him: "How was the movie?"

"The movie is good, but the plot is inconsistent!"

03

Unfortunately, Keiichi is ill...

After the doctor completed a thorough examination, he told him very sadly: "Your health is terrible! There is water in your legs and kidneys. There is stone in it, there is lime in the artery..."

Huiyi: "Now, you just need to say that there is sand in my head, and I will build a house tomorrow!"

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Geography class...

Teacher: In the last class, we talked about the major tributaries of the Yellow River. Today, let’s review it. Excuse me, where does the Han River, a major tributary of the Yellow River, originate? Well... the one who is talking, please answer

Takuya: Hanshui? The sweat... originates from... the head...

Teacher: (explosive) You are not paying attention at all! ! Come and take this class! ! Get to the podium! ! !

Takuya was flattered and walked to the stage and announced: get out of class is over!

05

Koizumi, Keiji, Junpei, and Tomoshu are on the same plane. The plane suddenly broke down halfway through the flight. There were only three parachutes on the plane, so one person had to be aggrieved. But no one is willing to sacrifice~ So Koizumi said: "I will ask three questions, and those who can't answer will not have a parachute."

Koizumi asked Junpei: "How many suns are there in the sky?"

"One."

Koizumi asked Tomuki: "How many moons are there in the sky?"

"One."

Koizumi Asked Keiji: "How many stars are there in the sky?"

"..."

So Keiji had no choice but to jump down. Fortunately, his clothes got caught on a branch and he survived.

The second time they took a plane together, but unfortunately the plane broke down again and there were only three parachutes. So, Koizumi decided to solve the problem in the same way as last time.

Koizumi asked Junpei: "How many noses does a person have?"

"One."

Koizumi asked Yuki: "How many noses does a person have?" Mouth?"

"One."

Koizumi asked Keiji: "How many hairs does a person have?"

"..."

So Keiji was thrown down again. Fortunately, he fell into a large lake and survived again.

The third time... something like this happened again! ! !

Kuiji: "Okay, okay, you don't have to cause problems anymore, I'm leaving the head office!!!" He opened the door and jumped off.

Koizumi shouted at the falling point: "Hey, what are you jumping for?! I brought four parachutes today!!!"

06

After Takuya, Keiji, and Keiichi died, God summoned them.

God asked Takuya: "How many girlfriends did you have without telling Koizumi during your lifetime?"

Takuya: "30."

God: "Then Okay, I will reward you with a truck."

God asked Huiji: "How many girlfriends did you have without telling Xiaoquan during your lifetime?"

Huiji: "20. "

God: "Okay, I will reward you with a regular Santana."

God asked Huiyi again: "How many women did you have without telling Xiaoquan? Where are your friends?"

Huiyi: "10."

God: "Well, very good, I will give you a Cadillac."

The three of them drove around the world in a car.

Takuya and Keiji said to Keiichi with envy: "Oh~~ If I had known we wouldn't have spent so much~"

As they were talking, they saw Junpei riding a horse. Driving a tricycle towards them