A humorous story about Antarctic penguins in cold weather

One day, the little penguin asked his father, father, father, am I a penguin?

Dad replied, of course, son.

Then he went to ask his mother: mom, mom, am I a penguin?

Mother also replied: Of course, son.

Finally, he went to ask Grandpa: Grandpa, Grandpa, am I a penguin?

Grandpa replied: of course, son, why do you ask?

The little penguin replied, if I am a penguin, why is it so cold? . . . . . .

A long time ago, a polar bear saw a penguin pluck all his hairs one by one (we can ignore the common sense in the joke), and then there was not a hair left all over his body. Penguin roars: It's so fucking cold!

So polar bears pluck their hair one by one. Finally, he pulled out all the hair on his body and shouted: Hey! It's fucking cold!