Selected short messages of funny ladies

1, eating and thinking of you, choking; I missed your stop by car. Sleep thinking of you, stiff neck; Miss you during the day, it's raining; Miss you at night, the power is out; You are a little devil in my life, and an unstoppable vortex of happiness in my life. I will always hold your hand and watch you become an old woman.

2. Your hands are really gentle, and you can't let go when you touch them. I really hope it will be with you forever, never, never apart. No matter how fierce the storm is, I will stay with you and give you the love of my life!

3, you are my rose, you are my flower, I have endless love stories for you, and the purpose of love stories is to make you laugh, make you blossom and make you sweet and happy! Hey, look, the love story is coming: honey, reply to me before you say it!

4. There are not enough words to express my love for you, there are not enough ways to express my concern for you, there are not enough spring nights to accompany you, and I miss you infinitely in bright mornings and warm nights.

5. Are you busy? Nothing, I just want to tell you that I miss you in a way that doesn't bother you. I hope that when you receive my message, you will have a smile on your lips and let your friends around you know that you are happy.

6. Running is for your happiness; Work hard for your happiness; Laugh for your beauty; Say hello to your smile; Dear, I say hello to you every day and wish you a good mood every day!

7. I woke up the stars in the night sky, and I want them to help me pass on my love for you; I released my whole heart, and I hope it will beat for you and me forever. Dear, I hope to stay with you like this until I am old!

8, thank you for your love, thank you for your feelings, remind me of your unconscious happiness; Thank you for your love. It's always warm to have you around. Honey, it's good to have you. May we be happy forever!

9, love you, very beautiful; Miss you, very sweet; We are happy, this is not a problem; We are warm and romantic, which is the last word. Send a text message today to spice things up. May your mood be more beautiful!

10, love is like a flashlight, happiness is a battery, you are the positive pole, I am the negative pole, or you are the negative pole and I am the positive pole. As long as we are perfectly connected, we will shine a bright and happy light!

1 1. There is a poison in the world, but it kills people invisibly without any secret recipe. Once poisoned, there is absolutely no cure. This poison is called love! Alas, I have been poisoned by you and can't extricate myself. What should I do?

12, is it accidental to really meet? Do you know the dignity and preciousness of friendship after breaking up? It's really hard to love and be loved! It's hard to say goodbye when we meet, hard to forget when we fall in love, and it's too late to regret it later!

13, with you, I have more concerns. With you, I have more happiness, with you, I have more ideas, with you, I have more ideas. Miss you at this time and love you forever.

14, every stone has a high mountain; Every shell has a sea; Every cloud has a sky; Every greeting has a love; Every minute embodies my infinite attachment to you.

15, cloudy because the sun and the moon are in love; It snows because the clouds move; The wind is blowing because my heart is going to travel; I sent you a message because I miss you! Because I love you so much! ! !

16, I love you forever and I miss you forever. I miss you so much that I can't sleep. I asked you if you would like to fly with me. It is wrong for me to fall in love with you. I really can't forget you!

17, the angel wants to give the dolphin a kiss, but the sea is too deep; The dolphin wanted to give the angel a kiss, but the kiss was too high. I want to give you a hug, but the distance is too far, so I can only send a short message and tell you gently: I miss you …

18, love is like fireworks, but it still leaves beauty after it floats away; Happiness is like a spray, leaving laughter when it recedes; Happiness is like sunshine, which makes people feel warm all the time; Blessing is like a breeze, chasing you and bringing you the most beautiful mood!

19, in the sea of people, there are you and me, walking around, and the two of us came together. It's good luck, it's our heart, dear, so let's keep happy and keep happy!

20, miss you, when the sun rises; Miss you, when the moon is hanging; Miss you when you miss me; Miss you, when you don't miss me.

2 1, thinking about your feelings, tangled like the wind, blowing me day and night, blowing can't blow away your face.

22. I watched love being sent farther and farther by time, and slowly took away everything I had. Now I regret or heartache, but who knows what I miss you?

23. It's my fault to miss you, and waiting is a kind of helplessness. In your dreams, I long for your tenderness, even if it is teasing and charity.

24. I miss your smile and your appearance. I miss your noble temperament and charming taste, and it is hard for me to forget your tenderness in my memory!

25. Missing is a train that travels through time and space. It will never stop with you, as if the world is far away and the century is far away. I miss you now.

26. I know that love has only one word, but I know that love is a kind of responsibility, a kind of tacit understanding, a kind of dedication and a kind of luck. I am happy because I have it!

27. When I miss you, I know I really care about you!

28. Over time, the truth depends on it; Hundreds of miles apart, but constantly separated; The night is long and the stars are bright; Sincerely pray, accompany around.

29. I think what you think; Wear clothes without styling; I can't get emotional with anyone; No matter where you go, you are not welcome; I can't keep up with Lenin in thinking; Don't steal if your heart is fine; Pneumonia is atypical!

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in northern Saibei. Sorry, it's stuck.

3 1, it seems that we have experienced a reincarnation. In a blink of an eye, we are old and meet again. You don't know me, so I have to stretch out my finger to let you guess: your past life, my present life and my doomed fate are all hidden in my palm print.

32. You are a dragonfly with broken wings in the wind: you look weak, but you never give up, like an immortal spirit singing immortal songs in adversity; From then on, I learned sadness and yearning.

33, there is no way to express my feelings, love, far more than everything; It's not important to pay. Those vivid stories are all in blowing in the wind, leaving only gratitude deeply rooted in the skin, which falls to the ground every night.

34. Plain is more legendary than legend. As long as you are willing, you can look back: youth is full of frustration, # # # encounters ice; The tenderness you left behind, the little heat, will not cool on my lips after a thousand years.

If there is an afterlife, let's be a pair of little mice. Silly love, plain life, clumsy snuggling, silly together. Even if the snow closes the mountain, you can still nest in the haystack and hold your ears tightly. ...

36. Now I can tell you that this is not a joke, my words are my heart; Rejection needs no excuse, and any explanation is redundant; It's not that I don't know how to indulge I don't want to trade a temporary mistake for a lifetime of pain.

37. I never despise poverty, but I despise frivolity; I appreciate elegant manners, but I will never be moved by sweet words; I firmly believe that hard work can change everything, and simple quality is more precious and moving than gorgeous appearance.

I can't promise or promise you anything, but I will do it. If one day you feel hungry, then you will smile and see that I have starved to death in your arms.

39, love is a jam bottle, let us become children, happily taste its sweetness, as if never tired; Love is a plum blossom, which makes us greedy bears. We want to refuse and welcome the sweet and sour taste!

40. The dusty thoughts are inadvertently awakened by you, and the long-lost feelings are surging in front of you. Years are like the sea, memories are like the tide, you have given me a bright and clean world, an eternal sweetness, and accompanied me through the long road of life!

4 1. From now on, your mobile phone will be bombarded by my 24-hour SMS. You only have two choices. First of all, your defense will be completely destroyed. The second is that you love me.

42. If you are the ship in my dream, I would like to be the quiet bay with gentle waves and charming beaches.

Marry me, and I will flush your toilet with oil, take a bubble bath with remy martin XO, and pick you up from work with Boeing 777. Use Zhao Wei as your maid.

44. It rained today, yesterday, the day before yesterday, heavy rain, moderate rain, light rain, silk rain ... I miss you, today, yesterday, the day before yesterday, bit by bit, bit by bit. ...

45. Strolling in the park path, there are countless girls, and the night is deep, rendering a sense of loneliness. Bargaining is one after another, and the secret situation has been set. At midnight, the rooster crows like falling smoke. Just left the front customer and came back to replace him!

46, you are the most beautiful in my eyes, every smile makes me intoxicated, your bad your good, you pout when you lose your temper. You are the most beautiful in my heart, and only those who love each other know you best.

47. The gentle wind blows away your locked brows and lets all your troubles fly back. Please don't go back to chase, you have to run forward, because happiness is ahead! You are the strongest magnet in the world. When I get close to your magnetic field, there is no possibility of escape. I have been completely captured by you, and I am destined to be intoxicated by you all my life. I wrote your name in the sky and it was blown away by the wind. I wrote your name on the beach and it was washed away by the sea. So I wrote your name in every corner, but the police took it away.

48. In the late summer night, a frog lurks in the grass, and a little dim light passes by. The frog suspected it was prey and was busy licking it with his tongue. Suddenly the frog jumped up and cursed: Shit, who threw the cigarette butt? !

49, angry with you, only a little; Love your heart, there is still some left; You are as beautiful as you are in reality; I miss you, waiting forever! Hi! Do you miss me?

50. It was an accident or a miracle that brought you into my life. With that tender love, you wrote a poem that will never fade.

5 1. Missing is a disease, so I miss you, in the quiet night, in the mossy street, in the dim light, in the flowing grass, in the lotus pond with fire in July, in the sunset with flowers in full bloom. ...

52, the dream is long; Who loves snow; Just wait for you to know that spring is warm; Look at the bright moon and get dressed at night.

I chase you like a mosquito, I accompany you like your shadow, and I need you like walking in the desert. Just because I love you! I miss you every day, miss you at night, dream about you, look at you with my eyes, hold you in my hand and love you in my heart! My dear, you are a buccal tablet. It's in your mouth, and your tongue has circled a thousand times. Sweet and sour, with endless aftertaste. I think in my heart, every day is like a year. Once she has it, she wants nothing more!

54. Can you really find someone who really loves you in this life? I don't know. I only know that there is a mirror in front of me, which clearly reflects your appearance.

55. In the world of love, I have nothing and know nothing. In the emotional post, I hope you are the first visitor and the eternal master, accompanying me to spoil me.

56. In the winter frost, the night is the devil; In hot summer, night is a lover; On this February day, the night is the rose in your hand.

57. I wish you: Pepsi! Everything is Fanta! Every day, wow, haha! Happy every month! Go to Gao Legao every year! It feels like Sprite! Always eye-catching. Happy New Year!

58. How have you been recently? Struggle and miss, all afraid of you hearing, how to hide, madly love you, a gentle heartbeat sleeping alone in the dark, thinking of you, is my eternal language!

59. Autumn is the season of missing. I miss you like dandelion, and the wind blows gently all over the world. Then fall in your hand and kiss you, telling you that I care about you the most no matter where the ends of the earth are! I miss you very much!

60. If you want me to give you a gift, I choose to give you my heart! Even so, my life stopped. But my love for you is eternal, and my heart will beat for you forever.

6 1, smile-it's my gift to you, remember to use it; Mouth-is to tell you not to eat indiscriminately, and to know how to take care of your body; Always-always think of me when you are free; Open-I hope you will be happy forever! Laugh often!

62. Do you want to ask how much I miss you? I don't know how to answer you. I only know that as soon as I open my eyes, your smile will appear in my eyes; As soon as I close my eyes, your little drops jump into my heart; You ask me how much I miss you? Let my heart answer your question!

63. Shut in Hezhou. A beautiful and virtuous woman is a good spouse of a gentleman. I can't sleep well. Sleeping at night is quiet and tossing and turning. Send me a word as a sign of sincerity.

64. The temperature is getting colder, the leaves are turning yellow, the sun is getting farther away and the shadow is getting longer. I miss you more strongly and love you more beautifully. I dreamed that you made my heart fly!

65. My heart has wings and flies to the past. I dream of wearing a gown without postmark and breathing fresh air. I send you the beauty of a rainbow, catch the brilliance of the sun and enjoy the legend of a story. I miss you very much these days!

66. Bai Yunfei flies in the sky, and the beauty on the ground chases you; The god of wealth, shameless, tied you up in piles with red money; People who are drunk don't care about winter and spring; Singing every night is beautiful. May you be happy for a thousand years!

67. Looking at you and chatting with you with a smile every day, happy eyes shine like stars; Waiting for you to get off work every day, eating with you every day, happy fragments are like white clouds all over the sky. It's good to have you. I wish my lover youth, beauty, good luck and peace.

68. Flowers are beautiful, and people like them more. She will spend a happy day with you, and I think she must have beautiful memories like flowers in her heart. When, I will hear about your beautiful past and a better future with her. I think she will make you care more when your dream comes true.

69, the warmth of the morning, a bright smile; Fragrant Jin Ju, beautiful mood seconds; Red maple leaves tell the beauty; Have fun and abandon troubles; Lazy weekend, warm bed, pig sleep!

70. The autumn wind is cool, and the cold wind blows the autumn sorrow; Yellow leaves fall, dance leisurely, and fade away troubles; Wild geese fly south, taking away fatigue; Jin Ju is brilliant, and blossoming smiles at you; Text messages convey feelings, and every word warms my heart; Wish you all the best!

7 1, a trickle, worrying about you brushing away the world of mortals; Green grass brings you the smell of earth; Bright moon, throwing a happy smile for you; A faint blessing brings you refreshing beauty. I wish you happiness and a happy life!

72. Sunshine erases my thoughts and warms the sight you are looking for; Fallen leaves draw my attachment and dance with your loneliness; The air dyed my call, but covered up your work fatigue. My friend, blessing you is my favorite thing to do and never bothers you. I wish you happiness every day. happy

73. Blessing is like wine, which is given to friends and relatives. This feeling is better than wine, full of affection. May you hold hands with happiness, stride forward, be happy and worry-free all your life, and luck will accompany you until the end.

74. Dreams have no illusions, * * * have no affectation, and life needs constant efforts. Be decisive, don't be arbitrary, be calm and don't be at a loss. Life needs a happy atmosphere. Only by fully understanding yourself and life can you make yourself happier.

75. Gathering clouds, I wish to comfort you; Pick a flower, and may the sweetness bloom in your heart; Draw from the spring water and wish to float comfortably beside you; Send a message, may happiness accompany you all your life. I wish you happiness every day, happiness and health!

76. Time ticks like running water and drifts for several years. After all, walking is a memory. Look back, there you are. Let me ask you slowly. Do you remember ten years ago? You owe me * * * three taels of silver and pay us back for three hundred years.

77. Eating delicious snacks, humming out-of-tune tunes, watching unknown TV, thinking about irrelevant fantasies and harassing you with harassing text messages. How have you been recently? All right! Have fun!

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