University Campus Sitcom Script

Venue: at the entrance of the interview room

People: Two college graduates are waiting for an interview.

Scene: Old classmates meet.

(Tucao elder sister: Tucao life, Tucao school, Tucao society, Tucao gay friends, Tucao girlfriends, Tucao ... Tucao ... eating grapes without spitting grape skins, spitting grape skins without eating grapes ... I am Tutu ... Tucao elder sister. Alas (helpless) in today's society, all aspiring young people have to go to college, and when they go to college, they will graduate. If they graduate, they will have to find a job. If they don't start a business, they will have to attend an interview. How about this interview ... this ...

Everyone: Is it over? (Angry)

Don't be mean to your family ... whether you are Peking University, Mining University or Boda University ... Well, you have to go for an interview ... OK ...)

Everybody: Get down!

(Spitting trough elder sister: Just leave a little for Lun's family, silence is golden, silence is golden ... (Desperately)

A: Huh? Wang Cuihua?

(Spitting trough elder sister: (Offstage) This screenwriter is named after this. )

Chen Momo? You also come for an interview?

Yes, what a coincidence. How have you been in Xuzhou for four years?

B: Good.

Will you work in Beijing in the future?

Yes (singing) I want to go back to my hometown.

(Spitting elder sister: (on the stage) 107, Chen Momo, it's your turn. )

It's my turn I'm nervous.

B: Remember, there is a stake in front of you. Let's go

(Chen silently walks into the interview room)

A: Hello!

Hello, Chen Momo, silence is golden. Please sit down. (Chen Momo sits down) Peking University is majoring in chemical engineering and technology. You are a master.

A: I am not a bully, but I usually use more snacks than others.

Really? What do you like to do in your spare time?

A: To tell you the truth, my hobbies are not very extensive. I usually go to the laboratory to do experiments or study in the library in my spare time. I like books on literature, philosophy and history, especially biographies.

C: Can you list some books you have read?

A: Beethoven, Balzac, Johnson, Sartre, Madame Curie, Russell, romain rolland, Gandhi and Kafka.

(Well, the Zen master gave him a bigger bag, and Xueba suddenly realized: "Oh, there is no end to learning, it is never too old to learn." The Zen master said, "No, pretend! You continue to install! " )

C: Turn left when you go out.

(Spitting trough elder sister: whoops ... mulberry heart, that Lunga, is dead! (Step down)

C: OK, go on. I understand your love for books. Do you have any other hobbies?

A: Then there is the love of life, food and cooking. Every holiday, I will go home and cook two side dishes for my parents, which is a kind of filial piety.

C: Very high flyers, not bad. Have you liked cooking since you were a child?

A: I have loved it since I was a child. (Laughter)

(Tucao Girl: (Under the stage) Since ancient times, eating is a teenager, and firewood women are sad for food. )

A: Then in the process of studying my major, I learned a lot about nutrition and food safety, and I was able to cook more delicious and nutritious dishes, which made me feel very fulfilled. Over time, I fell in love with cooking.

C: Well, I didn't examine your professional knowledge, but I can see that you are very professional.

A: To learn a major is to look at the world from the perspective of this major to some extent.

(Spitting trough elder sister: (under the stage) Wow! I don't know. I'm tall. )

C: Low-key luxury has connotation. Well, it is circulated on the Internet that the employer "graduates from Peking University and Tsinghua are not allowed to talk about this. The reason is that there is a phenomenon called high scores and low abilities. Anyway, he's a nerd. What do you think of this?

To paraphrase Ye Fan, "You can tolerate as much praise as you can tolerate slander." There will always be prejudice, but a qualified Peking University student is all-round.

(Sister Tu: Goddess of Silence, I worship you, 32 likes! (anthomaniac)

C, A: Go away and play!

C: OK, how did you improve your ability?

A: Actually, talking about this is a little regret of my four years in college. I didn't take part in activities such as student work or social service. I am not sociable, but I don't think this is a dead hole. () I think honest people, doing things with heart is better than many people's skills.

C: What would happen if you were asked to come to college again?

I may try something new to enrich my life. As for dealing with people, I will stick to being myself.

C: You are very frank. One more question. Have you ever taken the postgraduate entrance examination, or do you have any plans to take the postgraduate entrance examination or go abroad in the future?

A: I failed in the postgraduate entrance examination once, and I don't intend to continue the postgraduate entrance examination, but I still want to try if I have the opportunity to go abroad for further study. The future is full of variables, and the current plan can't keep up with the changes.

(Spitting trough elder sister: (under the stage) It's easy to get caught if you talk too much. Be careful. )

C: Well, you are not a purposeful person?

A: You can say that.

Captain: Do you know that there is one more important thing you haven't said?

I haven't said what kind of position I applied for.

C: clever. What kind of position are you going to apply for?

A: Actually, I'm not particularly sure. I hope to engage in some technical work. I understand that I will practice in the workshop for the first three months. I hope to find my potential during this period and understand what I am suitable for.

C: What if there is some compulsion in this respect?

A: First of all, I will do my job well, but I think that only by putting the right people in the right position can we maximize the interests of enterprises. I will actively communicate in this regard.

Ok, any questions?

No, thank you.

Ok, go back and wait for the notice.

A: Thank you. Goodbye! (Bowing)

(Sister Tu: (on the stage) Alas, my goddess of silence, how could you do this? You don't know what to do and don't ask questions. You guys ... what can I do? (Kuqiang) My little darling, alas! )

Everyone: Is it over?

(spit sister: ah! Wang Cuihua 108, serving sauerkraut! )

Stay in a cool place! (Yes, a) I went in. (Bunny Bunny)

A: Come on!

(Wang Cuihua enters the interview room)

B: Hello!

C: Wang Cuihua, majoring in energy and chemical engineering in China University of Mining and Technology, hello, please sit down. (Wang Cuihua sits down) There is only one resume.

B: Yes, I think a concise resume is more intuitive and can convey the core content better. More specifically, it can be discussed in detail in the interview.

Don't you think what you're wearing today is inappropriate?

What do you mean?

C: Your clothes are beautiful, but you should know that you are here for an interview today.

B: I don't think a qualified interviewer needs to wear a uniform professional suit, but I think I am qualified to be generous and decent.

(Spitting trough elder sister: (Offstage) It seems that it's no good. No, my silent goddess, my watch was attacked by this Cui Hua cock. )

C: clothes are for people. It is not ordinary people, strange people or Decathlon who dare to write a resume in a single sheet.

B: generally, it's the third in the country.

(Tutumei: (Offstage) Fuck, that's awesome. )

C: As far as I know, the top ten singers on campus, outstanding service volunteers, national second-class athletes and Guinness World Records holders? I can't believe you didn't say anything. Do you hide your strength, or do you not pay attention to the interview at all?

B: Since I'm here for an interview, I'm fully prepared. I haven't accumulated enough, where did I get the aura? In those days, the brave did not mention courage. I came to your company, hoping to engage in marketing, which means "success and zero inventory". Looking forward to the future, I hope to show my personal charm through my future performance, rather than being a sister-in-law Xianglin.

C: How can you be sure that you will have a chance to perform in the future?

I believe there will be.

(Tutumei: (Under the stage) OK! Queen, worship the goddess of silence. I'm sorry, after all, people are too powerful! Ah-hoo! )

C: Self-confidence is good, but I don't think your grades are excellent. Don't you think the first task of college students is to study?

B: Learning is the primary task of college students, but it's not all. I think everything is learned. If you only pay attention to professional knowledge, I am afraid it does not meet the standards of marketers.

(Spitting trough elder sister: (onstage) Move the tiger on the mountain, play hard to get, Miss Interviewer, hold on. )

C: (to Tutu) I think you are thirty-six, and walking is the best policy. )

(Tutu is very depressed)

C: You are majoring in energy and chemical engineering, and you are in marketing. Don't you think this is out of line with your major?

(Spitting trough elder sister: (under the stage) This is a pit. Don't say that many college students are wrong now, please! )

B: Your company is related to chemical industry, and marketing corresponds to mine.

(Tutumei: (Under the stage) (relieved) That was close! )

C: Well, do you have any questions about our company?

B: there is a problem. I've been thinking about it for a long time.

C: But it doesn't hurt to say it.

B: Does your company have a holiday on New Year's Eve?

C: New Year's Eve is not a legal holiday now, so it is not a holiday. But why do you ask?

In order to better understand your company.

C: OK, but marketers can't be so sharp with customers. Go back and wait for the notice.

B: (Come on) Follow the instructions. See you later!

(Spitter: Next, it's my bunny's turn. To sum up: this interview

1, be honest when it is time to be honest, and avoid it when it is time to avoid it. Small shortcomings are more real, but never complain about your school, major, etc.

2. There are traps in the interview. You should know how to draw a tiger out of the mountain. You can hide the front of the machine moderately, but not too sharp. )

3. Say less what you shouldn't say, lest you be caught.

4. You should know what you are doing. If this is not clear, it is very dangerous!

Don't ask questions about the enterprise, but ask questions skillfully to deepen the interviewer's impression.

6. Be confident and don't explain.

7. You don't need a big resume, as long as you have a paper resume.

8, can be moderately humorous, but attention is very important, so as not to be self-defeating.

Well, that's it. Do you want to know the result?

Eh, but the Lun family can't be dramatic ... unless ... I'll say a few words of praise (I'll say it if the applause is warm enough)

Shh ... Of course ... The Goddess of Silence and Queen Cui Hua are dead. ...

Make the best use of everything and people make the best use of it. This is the way for enterprises to survive. ...

Please remember me, I am gentle, beautiful and generous ... ah ... ahem)

Everyone: salty ... 1, 2, 3, what a suck!

Stand in a row: (bowing) See you later!