Prove how poor you are in one sentence.

1. The mice came to my house to find food, and finally they all left with tears in their eyes.

I can't solve any problems that money can solve.

3. It finally rained. Let's not talk now. I'm going to wash condoms.

Last month, the dog ate what I ate; Last month, I ate whatever the dog ate; This month, you can only eat dogs.

When I have money, I must use paper to shit.

Don't blame me for getting up late. I got up late just to save a breakfast.

Walking in the street yesterday, I saw some coins in the beggar's bowl, and I felt that he was showing off his wealth with me. Then, the beggar saw me, came over and brought me three coins from the bowl. Suddenly rich.

I just got out of prison, and now I have to find a way to get in. 9. The soil at home is almost eaten up.

10. Please forgive me, don't wait for me to drink northwest wind.

If there were no free air, I wouldn't be alive now.

I went to a snack bar after work and wanted to have a big meal. As soon as I came in, a waiter came up to me and asked me, what do you want to eat?

Me: Do you have anything delicious here?

Attendant: Here are all the recipes. what would you like to eat?

Me: I just got paid today and have some good money. I ordered four dishes, one soup and one boiled fish. There is no fish in the boiled fish. A Dongpo meat, there is no meat in Dongpo meat. A spicy tofu, there is no tofu in the spicy tofu. A kung pao chicken. There are no chickens in kung pao chicken. Finally, have some vegetarian dishes, just a vegetable soup.

Attendant: You gave me a rude look and said there were no vegetables in the vegetable soup, right?

Me: Right, right.

Waiter: Laugh and say what you really want to eat angrily.

Me: I want a bowl of beef noodles with sauerkraut. You don't need a bowl!

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