Are there any funny classic advertisements or warnings?

Traffic safety: fasten your seat belt, and do not copy. Beauty salon: Please don't flirt with the lady who came out of our hospital. She may be your grandmother. Travel: Please fly to the Arctic for your honeymoon, where the night lasts for 24 hours. Siemens: Our maintenance personnel all over the world are annoyed. Printing company: printing everything except banknotes. Adhesive: It can bond everything except a broken heart. Tire: Work hard, as long as there is breath. Car: Its only drawback is that when running at a speed of 100 km, you can still hear every word your mother-in-law nags in the back seat. Toothbrush: penniless stinky tofu in Wang Zhihe: traffic safety with a long history: "What are you going to do? Drive to 80 years old at a speed of 40 kilometers per hour, or vice versa? " "You can drive a car at a speed of no more than 30 miles per hour and enjoy the beautiful scenery of the city; More than 60 miles, please visit the court; More than 80 miles, welcome to visit the latest hospital in this city; 100 Li, may you rest in peace. " Drive slowly, we are too busy! -Coffin manufacturer "