A sweaty joke.

Sweating joke: As soon as my colleague started to eat, the phone rang. She said, I am Kao Hua, and I will come to eat as soon as I finish the phone call.

A sweaty joke (1) 1. The dormitory brothers watched Prison Break and played a scene in which a man took out a blade from his mouth to kill people. The boss suddenly jumped out: "I'm k, I can still talk with my mouth hidden in the blade, and I'm convinced." . . "

One day at noon, my mother asked my brother to move the dining table to the side. My brother hasn't moved for a long time. When my mother was in a hurry, she said this:

"Did you hear that? ! I told you to move the table two kilometers to the side. "

=_=! ! !

After an impassioned speech by the chairman of the trade union, the last sentence came to * * * *: Dear staff, let's do our work better this year than next year! The whole audience fell.

One day, I asked a cat to jump a millimeter and go to the cinema to see Pirates of the Caribbean 3. Before the movie started, there was a trailer for Transformers. When I saw the leader of the fanatics, I couldn't remember that Megatron and his team were called Decepticons. Because I was so excited, I was a little exclaimed, "How handsome! It's Nanba! "

What's terrible is that it was suddenly very quiet at that time without any movie sound effects, and many people stared at me and laughed ... what a pity! MM is also happy!

Cold jokes that make people sweat (2) 1. Have dinner with a group of friends

One of them was probably betrayed by his brother, so depressed that he drank a lot of beer and then stood up with a red face and shouted at him, brother! Not for sale! ! !

I think what I'm trying to say is that brothers are not for sale

At that time, more than a dozen people at our table were lying down.

I am so tired that I have no strength to eat shit. ...

3. "I stood up and offered my seat to a pregnant woman. She looked at me doubtfully and suddenly understood, crying and laughing: classmate, I am fat! "

4. Portrait of life: Learn to bathe by yourself at the age of ten-pigs are self-cleaning; Twenty years old is radiant-when the pig is young; Looking for a job at the age of 30-starting a pig-raising career; At the age of forty, he hired a servant-a pig's servant; At the age of fifty, he learned to play basketball-throwing pigs; At the age of ninety, I swallowed and went to the underworld-the shadow of pigs.

Sweating jokes (3) 1. Once I went to the market to buy food for a dinner party, a Korean friend bought lettuce, 2.4 yuan. He gave all the change to the peddler, and there was still a dime missing, so he said to the peddler-

"I gave you all my hair, so I have no hair."

The peddler was speechless, and it took him a long time to answer-

I don't want your hair.

The manager usually says to smokers at the meeting: All smokers are strangled! !

3. I met my colleague in the bathroom at noon, and suddenly I didn't know what word to say hello to. The tie asked, "Have you eaten?" After asking, I was annoyed and embarrassed. The colleague replied, "Yes, and you?" I'm dizzy ~ ~ ~ ~

Colleagues asked about the exchange rate between RMB and Japanese yen, and he said, how do apes exchange with Japanese yen?

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