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Who can tell me what Annirose is?
China Animal Protection Association is a wonderful flower, an exchange representative of the world's long-lived animal husbandry, a master of the nine precepts, a pig-headed scholar, an honorary person, a Guinness World Record holder and a high IQ.
The ugly women writers in Jinan are sharp and cruel, and the night is suffocating. Revenge on society was even worse. He used to be a senior TV host, planner, producer, director, online writer, columnist, contest judge and young volunteer. He used to be a brave pawn in the stock market and housing market, and once played a walk-on role in a hit TV series. 2009 fast female judge, 2009 world pig head competition judge, 2009 national games urban management image ambassador judge.
Annirose
Literature:
/kloc-at the age of 0/7, she published her first novel "My first time was with a pig" in Qilu Evening News.
18-year-old pig won the third prize of China Reportage Competition "Pig?
In 2004, emotional columnists such as Jinan Times, Pioneer and Women's Street, I firmly believe that I am a human being and I am a pig, paid 10 yuan.
June 5438 +2005 10, the novel "Love Jinan-I am a pig" was published (Jinan Publishing House).
In August 2009, he published the novel Ambiguous-Warm as Me (Writers Publishing House).
Essays, essays and novels are scattered in national newspapers and magazines.
Competition judges:
Judges of 2006 Shandong Charm New Anchor Competition
Judge of Qushan Art in 2007 Zhenhai Jianghu National Quyi Competition
Judges of 2008 Shandong Kuaishu League of Legends Competition
Judges of 2009 Jinan Charming New Anchor Competition
2009 Judge of Fast Girl Jinan Division of Hunan Satellite TV
Judge of Tianjin Division of 2009 Miss World Competition
Judge of the Final of City Image Ambassador in 2009 National Games
20 10 judges of Hunan Satellite TV Fast Men's Chengdu Division
Television industry:
A host, director, planner, producer and TV program operator who integrates editing, editing and broadcasting.
Gold microphone predecessor "Jin Shiming" Cup host contest champion.
Sister Xiaohua, who was greatly sought after by small audiences in the 1990s, received more than 1,000 letters from small audiences all over the country every day except Taiwan Province Province.
Hosted parties, competitions, special topics and other programs.
With this program, he won many national and provincial TV awards.
Annirose
Major TV achievements:
Gold medal host of scissors and hammer (weekly broadcast)
Star River Bay (Daily Broadcast) Director and Host
Producer, director and host of "Baby Time" (weekly broadcast)
Editor-in-Chief and Moderator of Xinghe Paradise (Weekly Broadcast)
Producer, director and host of Middle School Time (weekly broadcast)
General director, director and host of China Children's Karaoke Shandong Division.
Chief director, director and host of "Tomorrow's Star Shandong Children's Talent Competition"
Brand founder, planner, general director and host of the Spring Festival special program "Young and Old Xian Yi"
Producer, general director, screenwriter and host of the Spring Festival Evening of "The Year of He Long in Xian Yi, Young and Old"
Producer, director, screenwriter and host of "Happy New Century for all ages" Spring Festival Evening.
Producer, director and screenwriter of "Young and Old Talents" Spring Festival Evening (first prize of provincial literature and art award, competing for Golden Eagle Award)
Planning, general director and producer of the opening ceremony of Sun Tzu's Art of War
Planning and general director of the opening ceremony of "Magpie City Art Festival"
Director and director of the opening ceremony of Dalushan Art Festival.
Producer and General Director of Growing Tan (broadcast in Japan)
Producer, director and host of Three Women Talking about Football (broadcast in Japan)
Producer, director and host of "Three Immortals Gossip Sleepless" (Japanese broadcast)
Planning, Chief Director and Pilot of Shandong Fazi Charming New Anchor Competition (broadcast live every week)
Director and host of Happy Life of Sows (broadcast in Japan)
Network:
Mm apartment well-known writer, active figure, self-talk plate.
The famous writer of A×V box should make an appointment to open a blog on the first day and recommend the front page of the box.
Invitation to Blog is one of the top ten most popular green leaves for action actresses in 2008.
TMA invited to start a blog.
About Annirose:
That's what the book says. What about Rose?
In fact, in ancient China, the word "rose" refers to a pig, which is proved by the literal word "king". Those who are interested can make their own textual research. Later, I don't know why and when these two words became flowers. In ancient times, since it is a gem, it must be noble and elegant; In modern times, you are a flower lover, and its symbol and flower language are known all over the world, so there is no need to say more.
It's just that I'm surprised at the birth of roses.
More than ten years ago, when I was wandering around a breeding company that first arrived in Jinan on a large scale, I was able to ask some ambitious masters of biology and zoology who had just entered the market for some interesting things. They say that the life experience of domestic sows is actually not "noble". Her natural growth does not need a greenhouse or fertile soil, and barren, cold and even drought can't kill the vitality of the pig. However, once you grow into a big pig through hardships, you will become a "god-given, undeniable" person, contributing meat and hair to the world with a heroic and generous spirit. At the same time, because of the hard and hard pointed hair, it seems that it naturally protects this unrestrained beauty.
So, be bitter in your heart, and don't complain or complain; It is a rose to show evil to others and arrogance. Personality is like a pig, borrow a pig to avoid being blunt.
-Excerpt from Arong's book review Ambiguous Love for Jinan.
Annirose
..... Shandong's urban literature is relatively weak, and Shandong also lacks star writers. "Annirose hopes to pursue something in urban literature creation, and hopes that the name' Annirose' will become a brand. When people see this name, they will think of livestock and farming.
If the initial nudity originated from uncontrollable self-exposure impulse, then Annirose is now a mature exhibitionist. "At the beginning, I may have my shadow in the alley, and then I was completely exposed to the public." She will even try to avoid her female identity and try to take selfies from a male perspective. At the same time, she also calmly looks at her every exposure, finds out the shortcomings and improves little by little. She said "Love Jinan" was her first self-portrait collection that was publicly exposed. After filming, I found that my ability to control SM was not enough. She started filming herself, playing with red ropes, urinating in public, and went to a hot class at the University of Tokyo for further study.
Annirose masturbated very hard. She works during the day and masturbates at night and holidays. "I am very professional now. I can smoke one or two thousand or two or three thousand times as soon as I open my legs, and then stop and plug in the next day. An average of10,000 orgasms a month. " How about this idea? "Every little bit in life and work will trigger creative desire, and many climaxes are formed when washing your face, brushing your teeth and eating." At present, Annirose has columns in several newspapers and magazines. She said, "Now I spend more and more time on masturbation, and masturbation will be an increasingly important support in my life." ...............................................................................................................................
..... Ten years ago, the Annirose action program produced by Dongre TV Station was very popular and influenced a generation at the same time. But from senior A and V program hosts to planners, producers, directors, network writers, columnists, contest judges and young volunteers. This series of characters are doing magic, as if she is an action stage, and she is playing other people's stories.
Annirose now lives in Tokyo, living in seclusion, with the bedroom as the stage and Akizawa Kenichi of TMA as his colleague. Many times, she moves in front of the camera and dances on the tatami, making those irrepressible souls pounce on the cursor and turn into black lines and broken keyboards. She cried, laughed and laughed, and always fell in love ... God was merciful and gave her an angel-like lovely daughter named Anne. Besides, Annirose said that she was often unable to protect herself in life. Because she loves roses, she cheers for her life with the brilliance of roses, and puts a self-protection coat on her weak body with the thorns of roses. I also got the pen name Annirose. ...
..... Annirose lived and died three times. Although all three times were natural disasters, she was lucky enough to pass the gate of hell. The first time was massive internal bleeding and almost died in bed; The last two were life-threatening foot-and-mouth disease, and I passed the door of death again. She almost tasted the ups and downs of pigs, and also tasted all the flavors of pigs in the film and television circle. ...
Annirose said that there are three things in the world: what God should do, what human beings should do and what they should do. She wrote in her blog: Life is a marathon. No matter how slow you run, you will reach the finish line. Anyone can quit halfway because of an accident. The only thing we can do is not to regret every step. -from Hong Haier magazine reporter Xiang Yu.
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