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Inverted Sentence-Crosstalk (Abstract)

Published on 2008-1-1514: 04: 43.

Two boys, Wang and Ding, walked onto the stage. Qi said that we walked onto the stage and heard applause.

D: I am indifferent to fame and fortune. My motto in life is: the first prize and the second prize are not as good as the students' praise, the chicken hand and duck hand are not as good as the students' applause, and the bear's paw and goose's paw are not as good as the students' applause.

Wang: There is a language that interests me. This is called inversion.

D: Then can you give an example?

Wang: Yes, for example, when we meet, "Hey, hello, classmate!" " ""hello, classmate! "This is the form of inverted sentences.

D: Oh, that is to say, you can say it backwards.

Wang: Yes, that's what it means. But you can't say that everything can be reversed.

D: I don't think so.

Wang, do you believe we are performing here?

D: how to perform?

Wang: I want to say a word.

D: I'll turn it upside down.

Wang: Don't worry about joking.

D: no, go ahead.

Wang: OK, I said: I am an actor.

D: One of the actors is me. Look, how nice! It means exactly the same thing.

Wang: Keep coming.

D: go on.

Wang: I'm on stage.

My lamp ... well, I'm a lamp.

Wang: And fluorescent lamps! I am a worker.

D: A worker is me.

Wang: I make steel.

D: Exercise me ... What, you're going to set me on fire!

Wang: I am a farmer.

A farmer is me.

Wang: I farm.

Plant me ... alas, what can I grow from it!

Wang: Potatoes.

D: Well, I'm a potato again.

Wang: I'm a tax collector.

D: The tax collector is me.

Wang: I pay taxes to the bank. Oh, go to the bank to pay taxes.

D: Give me the tax collected by the bank ... Ha, how dare I!

Wang: I'm a breeder.

D: One of the custodians is me.

Wang: I feed the pigs.

Feed me the pig ... Wow, how dirty it is. No, it has to change.

Wang: You see, you get nervous when you talk.

D: I can't help it You see, what we just said is not interesting at all.

W: It's up to you?

D: I especially like the China People's Liberation Army. Let's talk about the army

Wang: Well, well, just say: I am a soldier.

D: The soldier is me.

Wang: I have a parade.

D: I queue up for exercise.

Wang: I'm marching in a hurry.

I can't walk normally.

Wang: I am a soldier.

D: The soldier is me.

Wang: I train strictly.

D: I have received strict training.

Wang: I practice shooting.

D: I practice shooting.

Wang: I aimed at the target.

D: I aimed at it.

Wang: I hit the machine gun, DuDu. ...

D: The machine gun hit me, DuDu. ...

Wang: I am an armed police soldier.

D: An armed police soldier is me.

Wang: I stabbed it. Just kill me.

Wang: I fry. Play for me.

Wang: I play with knives. The knife lied to me.

Wang: I prick the gun. Shoot me.

Wang: I play boxing. D: hit me.

Wang: I catch bad guys.

D: The bad guys arrested me. Well, I must be defeated. Open armed police soldiers were caught by bad guys. No, we have to change.

Wang: Tell me how to change it.

Ding: Now everyone does good deeds like Lei Feng. Let's talk about this.

Wang: OK, just say I learn from Lei Feng.

Ding: Lei Feng learns from me. Hey, what did Lei Feng learn from me?

Wang: I went to the bank to collect taxes just like you.

I will learn from Lei Feng.

Wang: I study hard. I study hard.

Wang: I want to learn from your advantages and overcome your shortcomings.

D: I will learn from your shortcomings and overcome your advantages ... then I have only shortcomings.

Wang: Come again, I'll serve you.

D: Everyone serves me. That's not bad.

Wang: I send money to the people in the disaster area.

D: The people in the disaster area sent me money. I'm crazy. I went to the disaster area to ask for money?

Wang: I led the children across the street.

D: The child led me across the street. good .....

Wang: I give my seat to pregnant women.

D: pregnant women give me their seats. Am I wicked?

Wang: I carried the overpass.

D: Grandma carried me across the overpass.

Wang: Well, I help my sister-in-law hold the baby.

D: I help the child hold his sister-in-law. Hey, what's this?

Wang: Anyway, not all words can be said backwards.

D: Yes, otherwise it would be completely out of order.

Crosstalk is a language art,

B: That's right.

A: Crosstalk actors pay attention to speaking, learning and singing. What a good crosstalk performer! He is good at telling long jokes, short jokes, one-liners and others.

B: This is the basic skill of crosstalk performers.

A: Crosstalk performers should be smart. When I have a brainwave, I have to say it myself,

B: Right, right, right.

A: Watch your language, too.

B: Yes.

A: I like you.

B: I'm especially suitable for it.

A: What's appropriate? These lips are like shoes!

Is it that thick?

A: It is not appropriate to say crosstalk with your mouth.

B: who is not suitable? I'm telling you, you're smart.

A: Yes.

You have a clean mouth.

A: You.

B: Say anything!

A: Don't brag. I will test you in front of teachers and colleagues. Anyway, let's talk.

What do you mean, anyway?

A: I say a word, you turn it over and say it again. Being able to say it is smart!

B: We can try.

A: I'll be right there. My desk.

B: Yes. . . . . .

My desk.

My desk.

Well, how can you be so stupid? When I say my desk, you must say I have a sub-desk.

Oh, I see.

I see! Let's get started. From head to toe! See how you react!

B: No problem!

A: My head.

B: I'm stupid, I'm stupid!

A: My forehead,

B: I have no brain!

A: My eyebrows.

I have no eyes!

A: My eyes.

I am a pig's eye. What a pity!

My nose.

My nose.

My nose is broken.

I measure my nose. Why should I measure him?

I did it!

B: Yes. . . . . . I bite you!

Why did you bite me?

B: How to translate this word!

What do you mean?

You have to say a lot.

A: Oh, tell me more. All right! I have teeth in my stomach.

I took another bite of my tooth. I'm a monster! Can you change the words?

A: Don't talk? Report the characters in the novel first!

What is a novel?

Answer: Just report the names in Journey to the West.

B: Come on!

I am Tang Sanlu.

B: My name is Lu.

A: I am Zhu Bajie.

I am a pig.

A: I'm Friar Sand.

B: I'm Sanzang. How can I be three more monks?

I'm Monkey Sun.

B: I'm a monkey grandson! Say something nice!

A: Yes, let's go to the garden and sign up for the flowers.

Go to the garden? That's good.

But before I go to the garden, I have a request.

B: What requirements!

A: It's faster than just now. It's time to act.

I can do it with my actions, right? (Take part in armor and walk around the stage like a couple)

A: What! I mean, when you visit the garden, you should point these two fingers at your nose. It's beautiful, right?

No problem, I am the most beautiful person!

Then let's start now.

B: OK.

I go shopping in the garden.

I go shopping in the garden.

A: I'm Peony.

B: I'm Peony.

I am a peony flower.

B: I'm Peony.

I'm Molly.

I am jasmine.

I am a dog's tail flower

I am a dog with a flower tail.

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