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After 00, the hairline of young people moved back.

After 00, the hairline of young people moved backwards. I have hair loss, too Look at my forehead. Rising hairline. 170. Height 164. I also want to be five centimeters long and have the whole world.

2. The trouble caused by hair loss. No wonder the ancients said that hair was "three thousand troubles"

I didn't expect to see Chinese medicine because of hair loss before I was 30.

I washed my hair and lost a lot of it. But I'm not sad at all. Because I still have a head, and my head has nothing.

5. I lost so much hair after washing my hair once, and I feel that I am not far from baldness.

6. Dark circles are better. Many bags under the eyes are also better than the skin. A lot of hair can't be lost. I haven't had acne in the past month.

7. Where there are women, there is hair. A woman is a walking hair loss machine.

8. Why do I always lose my hair recently? When I comb my hair every morning, I am afraid to look at the hair loss on the ground. Will I be bald?

9. When you get up every day, looking down, it is not difficult to find the hair roots that fall on the pillow; When combing your hair, there is always a lot of hair taken off by the comb;

10. I'm still young and don't want to lose my hair!

1 1. The pressure is so great that my hair is almost out. It's torture

12. I want to take valium, sleep, stay up late and lose my hair. Why am I still so excited now, Duke Zhou? Get me out of here!

13. Bald has not lost the battle.

14. I want to collect it every time, but when I think about it, I have a lot of messy broken hair on my head in a few days, which is very painful to collect.

15. One day, I asked a stupid question? Washing your hair every day can lead to hair loss. Will this continue to make you bald?

16. My hair is falling out badly. I'm thinking of cutting it short.

17. Sorry, it's really bald when you lose your hair. If you stay up late, you will become a dog.

18. Bald didn't lose the battle.

19. I don't know how many years ago I saw this cartoon. The publication that published this work, together with the author, has no impression, but this painting has never been forgotten, which shows the deep impression.

20. Every time you wash your hair, you will lose a lot of hair. I wash it every three days. I washed it twice today, which is very exaggerated. I didn't lose much weight when I blew my hair. Maybe once every three days is too long.

After 00, the hairline of young people moved backwards. One girl often stays up late. When she wears a ponytail, she looks like a brother.

Even if I had one hair left on my head, I wouldn't be so sad.

23. Very busy. I feel that every day of my life is torturing me. But I still have no sense of accomplishment. All you can see is that the hairline moves up day by day. There is also hair everywhere on the bed, clothes and the ground. When you finish reading this paragraph. You should calm down, read and practice your handwriting.

If he doesn't say hello, I really dare not recognize him. There is a colleague in the unit who is several years younger than me, but his hair has long since fallen out, and his shiny front head has to be covered by a few strands of hair around him. Later, he went to replant, and he was much more proud.

25. I will always remember the summer wind, clearly saying that I am bald.

26. My father came to my house to sweep the floor, swept away my hair and said, Look at the dog hair in this place.

27. Every hair is my sense of security

28. Be very careful when combing your hair, but you will still lose your hair. It's really distressing I don't even dare to wash my hair now, just for fear of seeing the circle of hair trapped on the filter screen of the pool.

29. Bald people lose so much hair every time they wash their hair, which is really painful.

30. I will really lose my hair. My hair is everywhere in the house, but I still have a lot of hair.

3 1. "I lose my hair as often as huskies." The daily life of girls is really bad to make people feel distressed. .....

32. Do you have hair loss troubles like me?

33. Have you been under a lot of pressure recently, and your hair has obviously lost more than before? I want to go back to my childhood and live a carefree life.

34. Wake up in the middle of the night and worry about the size of your hair. Why am I bald at a young age? How can I lose my hair less? I'm going to start taking food supplements. I am bored to death. Who knows my pain?

35. I'm not the only one who has lost my hair.

36. Think about wearing a mask every day, unkempt, with dark skin and loose glasses hanging on your nose. Occasionally exhaled air fogs the glasses and the hairline moves up day by day. Whispering to clean up, I got up early the next morning and murmured, "Oh, forget it, it's a little trouble."

37. God is fair. If you stay up late, you will lose a lock of hair the next day.

38. I said I had a bad hair loss. My mother said that you lost your hair because you use your brain too much every day. You use your brain in the exam, but you don't have to use your brain after you get into the civil service.

39. From today on, I will never stay up late again! Bald girls keep healthy online, and their hair falls off too much. If they want good hair, they should go to bed early.

40. I lost a lot of hair in the shower yesterday. I cut my hair in a rage and felt my head was light for a while.

Inspirational sentences about life that young people need to read after 90 s and 00 s

1. Happiness is not how many people you can control, but how many people are around you!

People are not afraid to walk in the dark, but they are afraid that there is no light in their hearts.

3. A good mood leads to a good scenery, a good eye leads to a good discovery, and a good idea leads to a good idea.

4. Night turns into day, and sorrow turns into joy.

A good book is the best friend.

Ambition and poverty are brothers in distress, and the world often sees them together.

7. The eagle must fly higher than the bird, because its prey is the bird.

8. Be a simple person, keep your eyes on small and bright things, and stay away from those who are chaotic and arrogant.

9. You should help your friends when they are in trouble, and don't gossip after things are hopeless.

10. In the past, she was a beauty, but she couldn't change her mind.

1 1. In everyone's life, there will always be someone who is willing to give everything for you.

12. Time will only make deep things deeper and shallow things shallower and shallower.

13. Clear goals and persistent spirit can make you realize almost any ideal and achieve any goal!

14. Don't underestimate the ability of others, sometimes winning or losing depends only on the timing.

15. Deep love is always lost in suspicion and then separated.

16. Being angry is to punish yourself with other people's mistakes.

17. People who walk the slowest walk faster than those who wander aimlessly as long as they don't lose their goals.

18. The most transparent crystal in the world is not worth an eye of the person I love deeply.

19.10,000 bright futures are not worth a warm gift.

20. Life is like a cup of tea, it won't be bitter for a lifetime, but it will be bitter for a while.

2 1. Success is an idea, getting rich is an obligation, and happiness is a strength.

22. Don't forget what others say when they are angry. This is often the case.

23. If you don't want to do it, you will find one or countless excuses; If you want to do it, you will think of one or countless ways.

24. Time can prove everything, and time can also take everything away.

25. There are no perfect two people, only two hearts give in to each other.

26. People have no right to ask others for anything. You can't take it if others don't give it to you. It is his freedom to be given or not. You can only fight for what you want.

27. If you don't move forward, you don't know the distance; If you don't study hard, you won't understand the truth.

28. Don't lose yourself in the busy. Appreciating life after studying will make your mood bloom like a flower.

29. A trickle can eventually wear off a big stone, not because it is powerful, but because it drips day and night.

30. People who refuse to delve into knowledge will not ask questions; People who lack breakthroughs in their careers will not innovate.

After zero zero, young people are ready to resign because of low wages.

Young people after zero zero are ready to resign because of low wages (I) 1. I have a strong understanding. My ex-girlfriend put the flowers I gave her in a pile of wild manure, and I understood at once.

2. In this society, there are more people who don't work hard, more people who laugh at people, more people who fail, and more people who don't work hard and have money, only to know that money and people are poor on the left and wasted on the right.

3. This kind of marriage can only cultivate men to rediscover the new continent, and can only make men dig out new perspectives (connotations).

4. Everyone misses dream of paradise, thinking that Guangdong is like Hongkong;

If you count the increase of salary and pork, you will find that you are not even as good as a pig!

6. The morning sun can't shine on my ass.

7. No wonder my salary is low. The state must pay wages according to working hours. If I can't do anything in the meeting, I will deduct the meeting time, so this is all I have.

8. As time goes by, my parents will leave before me, my children will leave me when they grow up, and only my wife will accompany me through this long life.

9. I am the only one who abandoned you, and you ignored me.

10. In fact, it is difficult for people to have a guilty heart. Because in everyone's eyes, others are pitying themselves: you have to have a guilty heart, and you have to feel guilty about yourself. People with this mentality can be found everywhere.

1 1. Oil-free and tasteless sand, so tired and want to go home.

12. For women, there are four kinds of men. The first visual type looks good, but the embroidered pillow has a bag of grass. The second type of emotion can talk to you about the lingering love, which hurts feelings the most and is useless after marriage. The third luxury can give you the best life, but it may not be able to accompany you to your old age. The fourth is more practical, ugly, unable to fall in love and have no money, but willing to take on family responsibilities. Which one do you want?

13. Ignorance means showing off everywhere.

14. For me, a teacher is a job with long working hours, low salary, more pay and less parental support! If I don't even listen to my children, I really don't want to go to work at all

15. White-collar: I got paid today, paid the rent, bought oil, rice and instant noodles, felt in my pocket, and lamented that my salary was white-collar again this month …

16. You can eat and drink when you are happy, and no one dares to persuade you to drink.

17. Although I am very tired and my salary is low, I am very happy in class and sleeping.

18. Occasionally there is only their answer on the other end of the phone. I think it's because they are listening to their families describe their life at home. I think this may be because their families are telling them that everything is fine at home and making them feel at ease outside. Although it may be some simple greetings and some short chats, I can often call home. Hearing the voices of their families is their happiest thing and their concern for their wives and children.

19. Sorry, I have a secret crush again.

20. How many people expect and lose by "entering" in the QQ dialog box?

Young people after zero zero are ready to resign because of low wages (Part II) 2 1. I thought I wanted a career, but it turned out that I only wanted salary.

22. If you don't log off at midnight, you will become a witch.

23. You don't have to say I know. I'm beautiful,

I'm in a bad mood again today. I want to change my job. What if I always feel that my salary is low?

25. There is a story circulating in the circle of friends: Some people say that I have no money for the New Year, so I just smiled, lit a cigarette and sat on a tree fork all day. Who leaked the news?

26. You don't know who your real friends are until you have no money, and who will accompany you to encourage you and help you. So sometimes it's not a bad thing. Without the confusion of money, we can have a clear heart and bright eyes to see the people and things around us.

27. Hard work, tired work, work is simply a crime;

28. It's far from home, the salary is very low, I'm as busy as a dog, and sometimes I get angry. What's the point of continuing?

29. What hardships, bumps, blows and setbacks does a naive and frivolous teenager need to experience when he grows into a mature and vicissitudes man?

30. I secretly watched you for a day that day. Where did you play paper all day? Why are you so patient?

3 1. On that day, after calculating the salary increase, I counted the pork. I found myself worse than a pig!

32. Health and longevity are the center, and two barrels of gold are confused and chic;

33. I wish you a happy shop assistant: if you have nothing to do, just watch duets, plum blossoms bloom twice, listen to beautiful duets, get paid twice, don't have to work at both ends, go out and take two steps, and everyone says you are stupid!

34. I am not an ATM. The balance of this month is 0? !

35. I'm really tired of people who have no brains to do things, whose IQ is all used to avoid laziness and expect others to wipe their ass, and their wages are low every day.

36. Overtime, the kind with low salary and no overtime pay.

As the saying goes, there is no regret medicine in the world, only birth control pills!

38. Go to work with the attitude of Niu B, and leave with the attitude of Sb after one month. By the way, I will definitely work hard.

39. The mistakes made by a stupid person may be easily corrected, but the mistakes made by an extremely smart person may not even have a chance to be saved!

40. Instead of spending money on drinking and buying friends, it is better to settle down sincerely, cherish life, cherish time and not waste life.

After zero zero, young people have low wages and high expenses.

After zero zero, young people have low wages and high expenses. I suddenly feel that it is really difficult to find a job now, either far from home or with low salary. It's hard to take care of your family!

2. With authority in hand, who dares to fight with me?

3. Leave your troubles behind and sleep peacefully;

4. usually eat more and take more, looking for opportunities to steal oil.

It's very painful to get paid every May Day holiday, and it can't be less! Because of the money.

6. If you can stand up more times than fall, you are strong!

7. I don't know love when I am young, but I don't know love when I am middle-aged.

8. Walk into the workshop and see that everyone is working hard;

9. I knew the salary was low, but I didn't expect it to be so low; I thought it would be low, but I didn't expect it to get lower and lower. Take the money to sell cabbage and worry about that. I have nothing to say at all.

10. Q: Since you are not satisfied with your present job, why don't you quit? A: At least there is a salary! For the money, really. ...

1 1. I'm from far away, and I don't have any gifts. I went to a far away place and no one came to see me off.

12. If you can remember me for a lifetime, even if you hate me for a lifetime, I will.

13. Never need to be responsible, and there is no storm warning.

14. Officials spent a lot of money, but they all went into the chimney.

15. There are many stars and beautiful women in the company;

16. The world is so big, the house price is high, the salary is low, and there is no place to live if you lose your family.

17. You don't have to say, I know. I'm beautiful,

18. They are simple and honest. Most of them come from all parts of the motherland. When the family reunites, they have already started packing simple luggage, leaving their hometown and coming to the construction site with the entrustment of their parents and the expectation of their wives and children. From then on, they began a tense, busy and hard new year.

19. There is the sun in the sky and you in the water. You've been playing dog crawling all day.

20. Wandering around at will, and some people brag.

After zero zero, young people have low wages and high expenses. People at my level are very reluctant to take the train: they often ride tricycles and sell Tianjin hemp flowers everywhere.

22. The morning sun can't shine on my ass.

23. Put women so far away from men and so close. Since God has made you so close to me, should I do something?

24. If you want a gust of wind, you can walk with your legs up.

25. Now wages are the same as eyelashes. Once finalized, it will be difficult to go up again! Prices, like beards, are always taken care of and go up very fast!

26. There is a story circulating in the circle of friends: Some people say that I have no money for the New Year, so I just smiled, lit a cigarette and sat on a tree fork all day. Who leaked the news?

27. Working hours are always longer than rest hours, not to mention shifts. Low salary, poor treatment, and frequent deduction of overtime pay.

28. Time equals money, so I lose money every day. These days, time is expensive and wages are too little.

29. Don't be afraid of short-lived death if you earn less money;

30. If you don't look back, a river will flow eastward;

3 1. Actually, smoking is like putting your hand into jeans, not trying to be cool. At that time, because I felt cold, I would put my hand in my trouser pocket when my hand was cold. My heart is cold. Have a cigarette. If one pack is not enough, then one pack.

32. When you have no money,

Apart from the low salary, this company is doing well. It's a bit difficult to lose weight on this meal! When is the salary high and the weight low?

34. Health and longevity are the center, and two barrels of gold are confused and chic;

35. "Job-hopping" should have both the cruelty of "jumping off a building" and the skill of "diving", and it is best to have the flexibility of "flea", otherwise it is best to "lie in the trough".

36. I am idle like a salted duck egg every day, and my salary is as low as a bastard.

37. The beauty and yearning generated by distance are temporary, and all come from the unaccustomed absence of one party. Once this kind of unaccustomed, the distance will be alienated.

38. In fact, it is difficult for people to have a guilty heart. Because in everyone's eyes, others are pitying themselves: you have to have a guilty heart, and you have to feel guilty about yourself. People with this mentality can be found everywhere.

39. Animals are still a little pathetic, but I'm not, so I'm not an animal.

40. I like to delve into history in my spare time, especially the Qing history, a big fan of concubines in the palace.