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Tik Tok has 83 dragging sentences.
2, don't expect me to understand, don't expect me to experience.
I want not only likes, but also likes.
I can afford it and put it down. I'm not ashamed.
Even if I can't see you, my heart won't hurt.
6. I want to see you and experience all the romance.
7. The road is wet, as if someone is crying sadly.
If you smell like a hooligan, you can't be a good girl.
9. Don't judge my future by your past.
10, even if you are an enemy of the whole world, you will never wronged yourself.
1 1. I need some advice, but that's not your point.
12, people in this life, not only by the relationship, but also by the ability.
13, lower your expectations and reduce your dependence, and you will live well.
14, life is not easy, coax coax each other, cheat a cheat.
15, people want you to do better, but generally don't want you to surpass him.
16, you can overestimate your means, but please don't underestimate my IQ.
17, after several years, you are still you, and I am no longer a simple me.
18, if you can't let go of the past, then you will never reach the future.
19, I really don't understand why I am so poor and can still eat so fat.
20. Take me home to meet my parents if you can, or don't talk about falling in love with me.
2 1, don't always envy the brilliance of others, but forget that you will shine.
22. It's naive to like you, and I don't like you to mature your father in minutes.
Since you can't do two things at the same time, you should use your brain carefully.
24. Relax and be happy when you are alive, because we will die for a long time!
25. You didn't meet a better person because you didn't become a better person.
26. One day you will meet the person you really like and his other half.
27. Whether it is good or bad, it is an experience. Fearless, live freely and smartly.
28. There is no real fool in love, only those who are willing to be fools.
29. In the final analysis, I will choose a person who loves me, and then forget the one I love deeply.
30. What are you proud of? What your parents give you is the background, and what you play is the country.
3 1, the brain is a little small, but it is not lacking; I have a good temper, but not without it!
32. Don't throw away what you can't put down, and you deserve to trip over in the future.
Don't think you are great. In my eyes, you are nothing
34. Don't expect someone to accompany you all your life. Even the shadow will leave you when there is no light.
Listen, if you look at me again, I will eat you! Do not move. I want a bite.
I don't mind at all if you hate me. I don't live to please you.
37. Since you don't want to mix with fools, you can only make yourself more awesome.
Take care of yourself if you can, or let me take care of you honestly!
For most people, taking care of their families is the greatest achievement in life.
40. Except yourself, no one will understand how much happiness or sadness there was in your story.
4 1, if you are a wild horse, I can't catch your reins, I will burn the whole grassland.
42. I wanted to help you choose the stars, but I thought about it. I can reach the stars, but I can't reach you.
43. Even if you are my rib, you have touched my bottom line! I can also dig it out with a smile and throw it away for you!
44. Whether others respect you is someone else's business; Whether you deserve respect or not is your business.
45. Before meeting the next person who likes you, the best way is to be rational and single.
46. Except your heartbeat, who will understand how much joy and sadness there are in your story?
47. You can forgive, you can ignore, you can give up and you can forget, but you can't help loving yourself.
48. Many times, all we want is a positive look and an understanding heart, that's all.
49. I like being needed. At least, when I disappear, you will feel uncomfortable.
50. The person who really loves you doesn't always want to turn you into what he likes, but likes all aspects of you.
5 1, if you want to dispute with me, I will never be generous. If you are particularly generous, I will definitely be more open than you.
52. If you are hot, I will score one point, and if you are cold, I will lose one point. If you are neither salty nor light, I may not be infatuated.
53. Sorry, this is my character. You can't take the initiative to learn, you can't persist in learning, and you can't persist.
54. There is no need to make any excuses for indifference and anxiety. Every feeling of anxiety can be felt in the details.
55. If the other person's face changes, it means that your jokes should be enough. It seems that many people don't understand this truth.
56. Know the truth? In youth, we all cherish our secrets and forgive each other's scheming.
57. To what extent is our interpersonal relationship passive? Probably, if you take a step back, I will go up in smoke immediately.
58. I'll take time to prove it. Take time to verify, thank you for growing old with me. Is the greatest luck in this life.
59. Life is not easy. You don't need to be eager for others' understanding and recognition. Live your life quietly.
No matter how hard it is, hold your head high and tell everyone that you are not as vulnerable as they think.
6 1, a person's greatest weakness is not selfish, affectionate, savage and willful, but paranoid love for someone who doesn't love himself.
62. The coolest look of a woman should be all kinds of amorous feelings, kissing different lips, liking different people, but not loving anyone.
63. Don't be reckless with the people around you just because you have a good relationship. Whether it's affection, friendship or love, we all need respect.
64. Just because a good-natured person doesn't get angry easily doesn't mean he won't get angry. Just because a person with a good personality is playing dumb doesn't mean there is no bottom line.
65. Choose a good friend, a good partner and a good partner. People also have fake and shoddy products. Separated the wrong person, but met the right person.
We broke up before we could talk. But I know that there are many ways to relieve sadness, and crying is the most useless one.
67. You don't have to worry about the difference between me and the photo. I am fat or thin, tall or short. You know I won't live with you in the future
68. Swallow your grievances and tears. Don't lose if you can't afford to lose. If you can't die, stand up and tell everyone who looks down on you: I'm fine!
69. If a person has survived all the hardships, he won't expect to be with anyone. I made a sincere effort, but I don't want to say the ending.
70. You lied to me, and I can cut you some slack. If you break my heart, I can let you go, but remember: I have a temper, not a horse!
7 1, I want to make money hard, not because I love money, but because in this life, I don't want to be with anyone because of money, and I don't want to leave anyone because of money.
72. Looking back 500 times in previous lives, this life passed by. If it's really you, I'd like to meet you ten thousand times and tell you that I really want to see you.
73. It's always a long time before we know that what we have thrown away by ourselves will never be encountered again in the days to come.
74. I am going to be someone else's child. You can't influence my emotions any more, and I will never rush to you because of your words.
75. Secret love is really a secret and great play. You are the only one from beginning to end. You won't hurt anyone, but you will make yourself unhappy.
76. Drink if you have a stomachache, self-harm if you are uncomfortable, jump off a building if you are in a bad mood, and take sedatives if you are lovelorn, but please don't tell the person I like that you are in a bad mood.
77. Cherish the person who can make you forget the past. He is probably your future. Forget the person who can't give you the future, and you can embrace the future.
78. Most people in life long for stability and hope to spend their lives in peace. It is better to be a simple person. Love is love, hate is hate, don't hide it, don't pretend.
79. Life is destined to go through hardships again and again before you can create something different. All experiences are gains, and all gains are the grace given by God.
80. There are some things you will regret. If you do it again, you will still make the same choice. Kind people always feel that rejecting others is like doing something wrong.
8 1. Sleep if you are unhappy, delete photos when you are tired of watching them, confess when you meet someone you like, and eat your favorite food when you are hungry. Life is too short to hesitate.
82. I once believed in love, eternity and growing old together. Until now, under the repeated trampling of reality and people's hearts, that naive me has long ceased to exist.
I don't know what kind of life I want. All I know is what I don't want. I don't want to follow the rules and live quietly. I don't want to live a life where I can see death at a glance.
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