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One or two foreigners were eating dumplings during the Spring Festival in China. One said: "I'm so stupid. I peeled off the dumplings when I ate them for the first time."

The other said: "You Fortunately, I thought it was due to vomiting.”

2. During the Chinese New Year, every family puts blessings upside down, which means good luck has arrived.

Today I had a sudden idea and wrote a note about money, and stuck it upside down on the door, which means that the money has arrived.

My daughter-in-law saw it, slapped her in the face, and said, I will let you give me money, I will let you give me money, I will give you money...

Strong young man

3. There was an illiterate rich man who asked someone to write a couplet for him during the Chinese New Year. The husband wrote: As time goes by, people live longer; spring fills the universe with blessings.

The rich man didn’t know how to read, so he asked his husband to read it to him, and he read it to him once. He shook his head and said: No, I want my mother to live longer, so you changed it! The teacher said: However, the upper and lower couplets are in opposition to each other. The upper couplet needs to be changed, and the second couplet also needs to be changed.

The rich man said: Change, let’s change together! So, the couplet was changed to this: As time goes by, the mother’s life increases; when spring comes, the universe and father’s family will be full.

4. When I had a fight with someone that day, the brothers all took out knives and sticks from their bags. When I took out Balala’s magic wand from my bag, I knew I can no longer be the big brother.

5. A: "Why is the manhole cover round?"

B: "Boring, if it is square, you will definitely ask why it is square, then it must have Let’s take a shape.”

C: “Because you can get away when you steal it!”

Let go of Hou Biao, this kid will be mine from now on

6. A man called 10086 customer service and asked: "What should I do if my mobile phone card is lost?"

The customer service said: "Bring the relevant ID card to the business hall to get a new card."

The man said: "Can't I pick it up?"

Customer service: "..."

7. A: "Do you know the four famous Dandans?"

B: "Hey! I don't know about this! Aren't they just Beijing duck eggs, Gaoyou salted eggs, Shandong goose eggs, and Australian ostrich eggs!"

Eight, one The wife was choosing a hat in a leather goods store: "I like this white rabbit skin hat very much, but I wonder if rabbit skin is afraid of rain?"

The shop owner replied: "Of course not. When have you ever seen someone holding an umbrella?" Rabbit?”

9. When I went for a walk and passed by a pond in the park, I saw a young man lying on the edge of the pond holding a straw in the water and sucking. There was a girl standing next to him, holding her hands and watching coldly. Looking at him.

I walked over curiously and asked: "What are you doing? Fishing for shrimps?"

The girl snorted: "Don't worry about him. If you drink too much, you have to say that you are." The Dragon King of the East China Sea wants to suck up the water in the pond."

10. During class today, there was a female student in front of me who hiccupped throughout the class. Seeing her pain, we all gave her advice. , but a classmate who was sleeping next to him suddenly got up and said, "What's going on? Why are toads screaming throughout the class?"