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Which movie is the theme song of Love Transfer?

Love Director: Zhang Jianya

Screenwriters: Liu Yiwei and Shu Huan.

Starring: Xu Zongheng, Liu Yiwei

Quiet, Yi Nengjing, car, Song Jia.

Fan Bingbing, Jiang Hongbo, Amanda, Eva Huang, Gong Beibi and Qu Ying.

Friendship Starring: Daiqin Yu, Wang Siyi, Kong Xiangdong, Lele Dai, Cong Shan, Lu Xing, Liu Hua.

Wu, Huang Jianxiang, Ge Cunzhuang and Chen Luyu, Rebirth.

Movie Music: Tan Yizhe

Type: comedy

Boot date: June 2006 10

Shutdown: 65438+early February 2006

Premiere: February 8, 2007

abstract

Happy marriages are all the same, but unhappy marriages are different.

Failing to accept the seven-year itch test, Zaler Xu, who looks ordinary, finally lost in the face of "aesthetic fatigue" and broke up with his first wife.

One night, Zaler Xu, who was going to repair his mobile phone, accidentally met a mysterious man who claimed to be an angel. This man gave Xu Lang a mobile phone, and claimed that this mobile phone could satisfy his master's wishes like Aladdin's magic lamp and bring him the ideal woman in Zaler Xu's dream. The choice is in Zaler Xu's hands, and there are ten chances. ...

Angels are not lying. From the moment I got the mobile phone, 12 different types of women walked into Zaler Xu's life, 12 women as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade made Zaler Xu feel happy and miserable in the next mate selection process.

In the process of choosing 10, Zaler Xu realized the innocence of an "angel" and the ever-changing sexiness of a woman. A man's career is tired, and his feelings are more tired. 65,438+02 Women with angel face and devil figure make Zaler Xu "cool" and "more painful". Although she can't stop, she is actually reluctant. 12 the type of woman is similar to the constellation, and the stars set each other off. Either glamorous, straightforward and capable, or careful and eccentric, or intellectual and elegant, or innocent, or rich, Leng Yan is mysterious, sensitive and suspicious ...

How much love can you start over? How much love can't mess around? Adrenal hormones bring Zaler Xu not only happiness, but also troubles. Dreaming may be endless melancholy. A series of hilarious comedy conflicts and a series of intelligent dialogues will make BLACKPINK appear in Love Call Transfer.

These women who once made Zaler Xu daydream finally brought him endless happiness, or endless loss. A series of absurd farce with various tricks, is it absurd, true, a joke or a story? Well, a love show between a white-collar man and a female boss and policewoman is about to be staged. ...

Starring: So Chol ng

Pig Bajie is even crazier because of the bright spring.

Erase Zhao Benshan's homeland.

Omit Peisi Chen's exaggeration.

Neutralized the ridicule of Uncle Ge and the nonsense of Master Xing.

His comedies are smarter, more fashionable, more cunning and gentler.

The more serious he plays, the happier you laugh.

He is a well-deserved newcomer to China comedy.

Co-starring

1. Dzhanis-Gong Beibi

Virgo, an intellectual beauty with cleanliness, is a professional doctor but insecure and ashamed of sex.

The only person who doesn't have the spark of love. Every time I come to the hospital, I will encounter it. Every time you try to explain something to me, I don't listen to it. It's very cold. You're welcome.

2. Ex-wife Jiang Hongbo

Cancer, an elegant and loyal forget-me-not woman.

She is a homesick woman and a competent wife. Like many housewives, she was the last person to know that her husband had changed his mind.

3. Luo Yanyan-Song Jia

Pisces, the persistent and forbearing lily girl

She is a woman among women and crazy about love.

4. Chen Xiaoyu Fan Bingbing

Aries, a pure and tenacious white rose girl.

She has a strong personality and is outspoken. She doesn't like being emotionally passive. The man she expects is a blank sheet of paper, which she can daub herself. ...

5. Lobster-Eva Huang Decoration

Sagittarius, a romantic, passionate and affectionate red rose woman.

She is used to covering herself up with trends and quirks, and keeping changing is sometimes a kind of self-protection.

6. Pan Wenlin-Quiet Decoration

Capricorn, an excited and persistent African daisy girl.

She arranged the appointment in the sales center. She knows every model room like the back of her hand. She is always looking for a house instead of owning it. For her, a sense of security is a piggy bank since childhood; A house of your own, find someone who is also full of stability.

7.liang ...

Leo, a rich and auspicious peony girl

She is most afraid of having no friends, the atmosphere is not warm, and no one listens to her.

Men become bad when they have money, and she is very "man" at this point.

8. Amei Che Li Yong.

Gemini, the unrestrained and enchanting goldfish girl.

9. Li Miao-Qu Ying

Libra is a caring and pious calla lily woman.

She is fair to everything. To be the pet of the man she loves, she prefers pets between men and pets.

10. Gao Fei-Amanda

Scorpio, a flamingo girl, has a strong sense of preparedness and self-protection.

She is independent but depressed, strong in appearance but fragile in heart, and hiding her heart is just to protect herself.

Remember Dumet in Addiction? She is Dumet, not Dumet. ...

1 1. Zhou Xinrui-Bai Bing.

Taurus, a passionate and loyal sunflower girl

She has her own opinions on everything, whether it is life or work, she is methodical and can't be uneven.

Whether it is a blind date or on the way to a blind date.

12. Pang Kun-Shen Xing

Aquarius is a gladiolus woman, representing treasure, happiness and endless love.

She is naturally independent and spontaneous. Like to travel, you can express yourself freely and independently.

Do not leave regrets in life, can you miss the fate that fell from the sky?

Classic dialogue in the play

The first one:

You are trapped in a burning house, what kind of escape route would you choose?

1, door, 2, window, 3, back door, 4, wait for the firemen to come and rescue.

This is a psychological test to test your derailment index.

Of course, no matter which one you choose, Gao Fei will not be satisfied. She thinks she knows exactly what men are thinking. If you choose 1 or 2 with a low derailment index, she will think you are hypocritical; If you choose 3 or 4 with a high derailment index, she will think you are not safe.

The second one: (psychological test that is easy to collapse)

You are stranded on a desert island and a boat floats in. There is a beautiful woman on the boat, which can only accommodate one person. You will: a, grab the boat and leave; B, kill the beauty, grab the boat and leave, because the beauty will definitely die on a desert island; C, leave the beauty and have sex every day, D, let the beauty go, and you stay and die; How many do you choose?

Zaler Xu: A. ..

Gao Fei: You are an animal.

Zaler Xu: B.

Gao Fei: You are worse than animals.

Zaler Xu: C.

Gao Fei: You are worse than animals.

Zaler Xu: D.

Gao Fei: You are not only an animal, but also more stupid than an animal.

The third one:

Zaler Xu: "Let me walk you up."

Gao Fei: "You send me, oh, you want to have sex with me."

Zaler Xu: "I didn't. Why don't we go somewhere else? "

Gao Fei: "If the first move doesn't work, take the second move. This is a trick that men usually seduce women. "

Zaler Xu: "I didn't."

Gao Fei: "Then why do you chew gum so hard? You just smelled your armpits for body odor. "

Zaler Xu: "I really didn't."

Gao Fei: "Don't you want to sleep with me?"

Zaler Xu: "I really don't want to sleep with you, but my grandson wants to sleep with you!" "

The fourth one:

(Male thief running while talking on the phone): I said patriot, no, no, not patriot MP3, but that Scud missile. If I wear underwear outside, I am faster than it, and I am Superman.

When the police caught him, he said helplessly, "I'm just a little worse than Superman, but I didn't have time to wear my underwear outside."

The fifth one:

Zaler Xu said in karaoke bars, "I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person! "

The sixth one:

Finally, Zaler Xu and Angel (Liu Yiwei) sit on the side of the road. Zaler Xu said to the angel, "When I was young, I had a problem. I like to use a pencil instead of a pen, because mistakes can be erased after writing with a pencil. Now I understand that life is not a pencil, and an eraser cannot be erased. "

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