How does the monitor make his classmates laugh?

What you are asking is, under what circumstances?

If it is normal, or engage in class activities, get-together or something, then, usually keep jokes in your stomach and warm up when necessary.

I recommend some jokes to you:

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It is said that Han Fuqu gave a speech to students: (copy some nonsense parts, draw inferences from others, it is absolutely beautiful to laugh)

Ladies and gentlemen, everyone present,

How's the weather today? Today is a good day for a speech. Are all the people attending the meeting here? It seems that about eight fifths of them have come. Raise your hand if you don't! Good, good, here it is.

You came here in luxury, and I really caught a cold. Today, I asked everyone to do a training. Brother has

What's wrong, everyone should forgive each other, because brothers are not as good as all of you. You rabble are scientific, and you know English in seven or eight countries. Dude, I'm a lout, and I don't even know China's English. Speaking here today really makes me feel proud and grateful. Actually, I'm not qualified to talk to you. It sounds, like, like casting pearls before swine.

Not much to say today, let's start with three outlines. I agree with Chiang Kai-shek's new life movement, brother, that is, "pedestrians keep to the right" is really inappropriate and chaotic. Think about it. Pedestrians walk on the right. Who will leave the left wing?

One more thing, brother, I can't figure it out. Foreigners have built embassies in Dongjiaominxiang, and we are short of China. Why don't we China people build an embassy there? After all, China people really. ...

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The director and section chief take the elevator. After farting, the director said to the section chief, you fart! The section chief said: I didn't put it there. Soon, the section chief was dismissed. The director's reason is: you can't afford big things. What's your use?

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A leader said on the wine table:

Now I have brought three glasses of wine,

The first cup, whoever doesn't drink it, I am dad! Everyone was in an uproar. Hurry up and cheer.

The second cup, whoever doesn't drink it, is my dad! Everyone cheered quickly;

The third cup, whoever doesn't drink it, is called the person who has already drunk it! Everyone swallowed, drank and vomited wildly.

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On new year's day, my family went to the history museum to visit the "ice toilet" …

Teacher's comment: Is there such a thing? I'm going too! (Terracotta Warriors)

After getting up in the morning, we gathered at school and took a ride to Kenting for a graduation trip.

Teacher's comment: I don't know which funeral home is your home? Teachers never know ... (Yi Rong)

The left eyelid kept jumping last night. At that time, I thought it was a bra. Sure enough, my wallet was taken away today. Teacher's comment: Son, are you so old? (ominous)

The newspaper said that oysters contaminated with heavy metals can "cure" cancer …

Teacher's comment: a word difference, raising people to turn over! Should I raise oysters quickly? This will make a lot of money ...

Last night, my classmates and I went to a fast food restaurant for dinner. We ordered two hamburgers and "chicken nuggets and shit" ... Teacher's comment: Is it delicious? Chicken manure? (A piece of chicken)