Joke 2 (28)

There is a girl in our class named Ke Yan, who is very beautiful and is the flower of our class. Her deskmate is a boy who studies well but looks obscene. One day, the teacher asked her deskmate, "What is your dream?" He said, "I want to be a scientist." The teacher continued to ask, "Why do you want to be a scientist?" As a result, before he could answer the teacher's question, his classmate's deskmate turned red.

2. Female deskmate

I quarreled with my female classmates when I was a child. She called me SB, and I was furious: "Don't you dare, scold me again for 20 times." She really started cursing. Just as he was cursing, the head teacher came in. I had a brainwave and said, "Don't scold the head teacher." As a result, she was fined four classes. But now that I think about it, I regret it. That's why I sleep on the sofa every time. Hey!