Talk about humorous mood at work

Talk about humorous mood at work

The pace of life is too fast and work is too tiring, so let us post a humorous mood at work to lighten the mood at work. , share happiness and humor in your life circle. Now I will share with you my humorous mood at work to help you reduce stress. Talk about humorous moods at work 1

1. When you don’t want to go to work, look in the mirror; when you don’t want to go to work, look at your bank card balance; when you don’t want to go to work, think about the new marriage law!

2. Getting rich is every office worker’s dream, and being in a daze is every office worker’s wish. Behind a successful man there must be a great woman, and behind a successful boss there must be a group of unlucky employees.

3. The so-called ancient business model is: after get off work, you will be defrauded of money unwillingly, and after work, you will have no choice but to defraud others of money.

4. I have lost my love and have no thoughts about anything. I have no fighting spirit, I don’t want to go to work, I don’t want to do anything.

5. In the process from "I am in class" to "I am at work", only we ourselves know the sadness during this process.

6. I want to build Monday in the wall of the Great Wall and let it guard history. I want to put Monday in the recycling bin and turn it into garbage. I want to put Monday in the moon. Above, let Chang'e seduce him and he didn't want to return to the earth. Monday, I don’t want to go to work.

7. I don’t want to go to work. It’s boring and uninteresting. I sit in front of the computer all day and the radiation is too high.

8. I like to lie down when I’m at work, I like to squint when I’m in a meeting, and I cover my head when I’m being blamed. The moment I got off work, I was flying.

9. I don’t want to go to work for at least thirty days every month.

10. To put it bluntly, in one sentence, I just don’t want to go to work and I’m not in the mood.

11. Recently, I feel very depressed whenever I go to work. I don’t want to say a word, I just want to do mindless and repetitive work. I feel that I can’t think about problems anymore, even the simplest questions. , I feel like my mind is frozen and I feel depressed.

12. When the alarm clock rings every day, five hundred reasons for asking for leave appear in my mind and I don’t want to go to work, but none of them are reliable.

13. Have you had the National Day holiday? Have you gone home for reunion? Have you gone on a trip? Are you happy? The holiday is over, right? Don’t you want to go to work? Can’t you take it back? Receive blessings Are you ready? I wish you success and happiness in your work after the holidays!

14. I’m in a hurry to go to work, I have a cup of soy milk, I’m nervous after work, the road is like a parking lot, I’m in the workplace, I feel so cold, I’m not yet excited about the year-end bonus, I’m all devoted to my mother-in-law, it’s hard to find a partner, and resources are tight. When will I feel comfortable?

15. If God wants to destroy a person, it will first make him an office worker, and then let his boss drive him crazy. Talk about humorous moods at work 2

1. The overtime I am working now is to repay the debt I owed when I skipped classes in the past.

2. It is also said that Shenma comes on a casual trip, and even a casual trip after work is not acceptable.

3. When you go to school, you use money to make a living, and when you go to work, you use your life to make money.

4. It’s noon on the day of hoeing. It’s really hard to go to work. If you have nothing to do, it’s better to play Landlord.

5. Every morning when I wake up, I think about my grandson quitting his job, and twenty minutes later he goes to work like a grandson.

6. Working overtime makes me feel miserable every year. I work overtime every day like a monkey. I work overtime for no reward and I get scolded every day for no reason.

7. It was great when I was a child, I would go to bed after crying, but now I have to go to work after crying.

8. The most painful thing in the world is to go to work. You resist it every day, but you have to do it every day.

9. You are not the wind, and I am not the sand. No matter how lingering we are, we will never reach the end of the world. I wiped away my tears. We all have to go to work tomorrow morning.

10. "One sentence proves that I am very busy at work" "I still have 75% of my phone's battery when I get home from get off work."

11. There is a group of Smurfs on this side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea! They are hardworking and smart, and they work overtime until dawn...

12. Others ask for money when they go to work. We work to death!

13. Growth means that even if you are so sad that you almost die, you still go to work as usual the next day.

14. Going to work is hard, tiring, and miserable. It is better to join society B, go shopping without queuing, pay shopping fees, and collect protection fees. Talk about humorous moods at work 3

1. Now when I weigh myself, I even want to pluck out my eyebrows.

2. The most painful thing in the world is to be woken up by peeing while sleeping well.

3. Brothers are siblings, women are clothes. Whoever touches my limbs, I will take off his clothes.

4. People who like me are good people, people who don’t like me are bad people, and people who hate me are not human beings.

5. If we burn incense for one year, we can meet each other; if we burn incense for three years, we can get to know each other; if we burn incense for ten years, we can cherish each other.

6. When we were in school, the teacher asked us about our ideals. Some students want to be scientists, some want to be teachers, and some want to be doctors. My only ideal was to work part-time, and my classmates laughed at me at that time. The teacher said that I have no future, so I had a small gathering with some classmates yesterday. Talking about the current situation of the classmates, everyone discovered at the same time that only my ideal had been realized.

7. The death of an emperor is called death, the death of a commoner is called death, and the death of a heartless man is called oh yeah.

8. Sweet, fragrant, spicy, sour, bitter - but you prefer the sexy ones.

9. A smart man will pamper his woman to such an extent that no other man can accept her. Only stupid men will let their women suffer so much, and eventually end up throwing themselves into the arms of other men!

10. It is said that when two men and one woman are walking on the street, all three people will feel the same. I am a light bulb.

11. Bajie, my master is currently in a fierce battle with Fairy Chang'e. I will go to Gao Laozhuang to find you later...

12. Beethoven told us that the more we carry the back, the more we carry it. The more points you score, this is the law of "memorizing more points".

13. Just having money does not make people happy, so I also stole some jewelry, stamps, watches and so on.

14. The sun is warm and the years are quiet. How dare I grow old before you come?

15. Your mobile phone is cheaper than the phone bill.