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When Ada asked Degang Guo: What should I do if I am pregnant with your child? What is Degang Guo's funniest answer?

When Ada asked Degang Guo: What should I do if I am pregnant with your child? What is Degang Guo's funniest answer?

People who have seen Degang Guo's jokes must have the same idea as me, that is, this old man is obscene, driving openly in front of 654.38+04 billion audience, making everyone happy. How talented!

In fact, it is very difficult for Degang Guo to go this far. Without humor, I believe Deyun Society will be unable to operate any more. Today, let's talk about what happened in Degang Guo!

He comes from a poor family. In order to make a living, he followed his parents around to make a living. He only went to primary school and entered the society very early to work with his parents.

When he grew up, he fell in love with crosstalk, and he wanted to learn crosstalk anyway. So his parents asked him to work in the local song and dance troupe, where he listened to his parents and married an actress in the troupe.

Unexpectedly, after marriage, the actress thought he was too poor, so she left Degang Guo with her newborn son.

Degang Guo knew that he was poor and morally ineligible to kidnap her and let him suffer with him, but he knew that he would definitely make his ex-wife respect him in the future.

It was very difficult for him to live alone with his baby in those years. Eating steamed bread and instant noodles three times a day is a luxury for him, so his son's milk powder is saved.

In order to make a living, he took his son wandering the streets. He is not limited to cross talk, but also learned duet and duet. Fortunately, his efforts have attracted the attention of crosstalk master Hou. He met his wife Shine Wong, and his life is getting better every day.

But this kind of life experience has become Degang Guo's most precious wealth, because he learned what people say, learned the truth of maturity, and left no trace of flattery.

This skill makes him get along well in the entertainment circle. Entertainment, of course! No yellow terminal, once participated in a program hosted by Ada. On the show, he and Ada talked and laughed, and even praised Ada's good figure.

Ada did not hesitate to play with him and asked him directly, "What if I am pregnant with your child?"

Degang Guo's answer made the audience laugh. He said, "You are pregnant with my child. You ask the child what to do. What did you ask me? It's no use asking me. I am not a child. "

This sentence may not be particularly funny when spoken by others, but it is different when spoken by Degang Guo. His expression, coupled with the tone between his words, can make the audience laugh.

From then on, Ada began to express her admiration for Degang Guo. She felt that Degang Guo's experience was really not easy. From eating steamed bread and pickles every day and walking 10, she is reluctant to take a taxi. Degang Guo, the founder of Deyun Society, is great.

In fact, not only she but also people who know Degang Guo's famous history should admire him. I admire his wit and talent!

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