Humorous and emotionally intelligent jokes

Humorous and high-EQ paragraphs:

1. When you feel that you have nothing and have no love in life. Look in the mirror, honey, you still have some meat!

2. Time has not smoothed your edges and corners, it has only filled the gaps between your edges and corners with fat.

3. The teacher was a bald man. Once in class, he said: "What if my left hand is the positive pole and my right hand is the negative pole, and my hands are held together?" My deskmate replied: "Your head will light up." ”

Four. It was great in ancient times. If you bear too much pressure, you will become a monster, a god, or a devil. But in modern times, if you bear too much pressure, you will become a psychopath!

5. "How to describe a person as ugly, but not too direct?" God replied: "This is an era where faces are valued, and you do not belong to this era."

6. Don’t complain that your life is too tiring and too miserable. Like me, I was nothing before, but now it’s different. Even my boss, who is worth tens of millions of dollars, took the initiative to say hello when he saw me: “Hey, waiter, come here”!

7. In the past, transportation and mail were very slow, and you could only love one person in a lifetime. Now, with the advanced Internet technology, you can love fifty people a day.

8. There is always a group of invisible friends lying in your friend list like dead people, and their epitaphs will occasionally be changed.

9. When I was a child, every time my mother hit me, she would say: "The hit on your body hurts my heart." I said, "Then why do you still hit me?" Mom : "I like the feeling of heartache."

10. Some children always fantasize about being a princess, but I am different, I am a prince.

11. When you encounter difficulties, those who stay away from you are not true friends. Only those who choose to stay by your side really want to see your jokes.