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What things did you learn after you had a boyfriend?

The man seems serious except when he is with me, but he doesn’t look so serious when he comes home. Before we go out with him, he will make himself look handsome and flawless, but when we come back, we will find that it is all superficial. Men basically wear smelly socks at home without washing them.

Sometimes when I go shopping with me, I always feel uncomfortable somewhere. But as long as his friends say he wants to go drinking, his energy will improve immediately. I think that person is a big pig at home. hoof.

My boyfriend and I have been together for more than three years and I still can’t stop his bad habit of peeking at beautiful women every time we go out. It is no exaggeration to say that my boyfriend only wears a pair of trousers at home and runs away without paying attention to his own image. When we are not together, he is embarrassed to change his shirt in front of me. Now he regards me as nothing. Doesn't exist. This may be the most important change I have discovered!

Before we got together, he was very mellow and flexible as a boy. He was really different. He worked hard to catch me. But by the time we got to this relationship, he was super lazy and his words were not as sweet as before.

I also discovered that a man’s face is sometimes more important than his benefits. Men are creatures that are born to “conquer the world.” Many times men would rather spend money to buy things for the sake of face. From a girl's perspective, is this necessary? Unfortunately, men are such creatures. If they cannot get recognition from the outside world, they would rather not have this kind of "benefits"! Therefore, no matter how smart and careful a man is. It is inevitable that there will be times when you feel angry. As the saying goes: If you can tolerate this, you are still not a man!