Looking for super short jokes in super?

1. My wife has gone abroad to study. She wrote fewer letters because she was busy with her studies. On this day, she called home and asked after her husband. Finally, she asked, "Dear, how is my lovely kitten?"

"Dead!"

"Oh, dear, this news is terrible! Why didn't you tell me such sad news gently? For example, a kitten climbed a tree to catch birds and accidentally slipped down to heaven, understand? "

"I see."

"Dear, is there any news from my hometown? Is my mother better? "

"Her old man's house also climbed a tree ..."

The father of a soldier in the army died. After the news came, the company was training. The company commander called the soldiers out and said, "Hey, your father is dead."

After the political commissar knew it, he said to the company commander, "You should speak tactfully in the future, otherwise the blow will be too great for others to bear."

Later, on another occasion, a soldier's mother died. After the company commander knew it, he said to the team members, "Mom, take a step forward alive." Then he pointed to the soldier and said, "You, stay where you are."

Chu Yang was assigned to a hospital after graduating from medical college. On the first day of work, the attending physician said to him:

"XX patients in 1 16 ward have advanced liver cancer and can only live for half a year. Please go to the ward and tell him about his illness. "

With the excitement of going to work for the first time, Chu came to the ward and announced loudly: "XX patient, you can only live for half a year!" " "The patient could not accept the blow and died of shock on the spot.

Afterwards, the attending doctor severely criticized Chu and taught him: "As doctors, we can't shout so loudly, especially we can't tell the truth directly to patients. The XXX patient in 1 14 ward can only live for one month. Please inform him again and mark my words! "

This time, Chu Yang walked into the ward with a smile on his face and whispered, "Guess who will die this month?