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Girlfriend says snakes and dragons don't match. Try to convince her urgently! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
My father and mother are just a dragon and a snake.
Arguing every day? There was never peace.
I really don't know who said this. Sometimes it's really smart.
Fuck her.
A snake doesn't match a dragon? ! No way, snakes and dragons are the best match. These two genera are not as good as the others.
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Hehehehehe, this social feeling is bullshit. I understand your mood, and you understand your anxiety at the moment. Hehehe, come on.
Tell her not to believe that,
Be careful. This is her excuse for not wanting to be with you.
You talk nonsense about a few people who belong to the dragon snake around you, but they are still living well, and she won't look into it. If you break up the relationship because of that, I guess she doesn't really like you either, but just wants to leave you for this reason.
I don't think so. Too superstitious. If we all do this, it may be better to do nothing. My mother is a snake and my father is a dragon, but they are very loving, otherwise I wouldn't have been born. In fact, many rumors have come out long ago because adults at home don't know how to separate two beloved people. It's like when I was a child, adults told me that there would be countless fish eggs, but they just wanted to scare me. A lot of things are fake. For example, everyone here should cover the mirror with cloth when they die. But in my mother's hometown, people cover the mirror with cloth when they get married. Isn't that contradictory? I think the words on the second floor are very unreasonable. Even if you adults quarrel every day, it is just an expression of their love. Otherwise, they don't match, and there wouldn't be the building where you were born. I think you and your girlfriend will try their best to explain. Finally, I wish you happiness. Remember to cheer with the wedding reception.
That's just an excuse. In fact, your relationship may have broken down long ago, but you didn't realize it. I suggest you don't bother yourself, but if you still want to make it right, I'll give you a hundred reasons to see her. I just hope this is what she expects: 1. Because I love you, I love you.
I love you because you love me.
Because no one in the world loves you more than me.
Because I think about you all the time.
5. Because of your gentleness and thoughtfulness
6. Because of your honesty.
7. Because of your lovely smile
8. Because of your charming eyes
9. Because your every move fascinates me.
10. Because you exude noble temperament.
1 1. Because it feels warm to hold you.
12. Because when I am lonely, only you can talk to me.
13. Because loving you makes me confident.
Because of your willfulness.
15. Because it is my responsibility to take care of you.
16. Because every time I don't finish, you know my mind.
Because only you know my temperament best.
18. Because only you can tolerate everything about me.
19. Because I don't know how I can live without you.
Because of you, my life is full of happiness.
2 1. You can only send flowers on Valentine's Day because of you.
Because all the flowers are not as beautiful as you.
23. Because you are the only one in my eyes
24. Because even if the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, I only love you.
Because I like the feeling of dragging your hand in the street.
26. Because I thank God for giving me a unique you.
27. Because of you, I am very satisfied.
28. Because only you accompany me through unhappy times.
29. Because time is passing, but the feeling of loving you is increasing day by day.
30. because we talk about everything
3 1. Because you make me want to protect you.
32. Because the feeling of seeing you for the first time is unprecedented.
33. Because you are my dream girl.
Because love at first sight burns in my heart.
35. Because I am the goal in your heart.
36. Because you make me feel at ease.
37. Because of you, I am full of expectation and hope for tomorrow.
38. Because I'm not interested in anyone anymore.
Because loving you is the most romantic.
Because we watch the sky, the sea, the sunset and the sunrise together.
4 1. Because our footprints are printed on the beach.
42. Because I need you very much
43. Because you made plans for our future.
Because we can talk all night and share with each other.
45. Because we are made for each other.
46. Because we can last forever
47. Because I just want to love you all my life.
48. Because of you, I see a bright future.
49. Because of you, I saw the envious eyes of others.
Because you made me realize the greatness of love.
5 1. Because of your kindness.
52. Because of me, there must be you.
Because you make me feel proud to be a man.
Because I want to share everything with you.
Because I can't find another woman worthy of me except you.
56. Because we promised to live forever.
57. Because we want to be the seventh lover.
Because I want to take you around the world.
59. Because I want to leave our memories everywhere.
60. Because I will continue to write the reasons for loving you.
6 1. Because I can't give up the idea of loving you.
Because I hate not knowing you earlier.
63. Because you make me chase so hard.
64. Because I want to beat people with better conditions than me.
65. Because you chose me
Because I swear I will take good care of you.
67. Because I know your heart for me.
Because I swear to marry you.
69. Because you care about me.
70. Because I want to have you forever.
7 1. Because you are different.
Because you sing to me every day.
73. Because I want to marry you.
74. Because you are diligent
75. Because you are happy
76. Because we are separated from each other, our hearts are connected.
77. Because your laughter always surrounds you.
78. Because you like shells and listen to the sound of waves.
79. Because one heart can only love you.
80. Because no one is as crazy as me.
8 1. Because your heart flooded me.
82. Because of you, I am never lonely.
83. Because we were together in a previous life.
Because loving you is my sweet burden.
85. Because of you, I rejected other admirers.
86. Because all my friends told me to grasp it well.
87. Because I don't love you too much.
88. I'm sorry for not loving you.
89. My friend will hit me because I don't love you.
90. Because I have only one goal. Love you.
9 1. I must love you, because I have said so many reasons to love you.
92. Because I am eager for the ending of 10 1 proposal.
93. Because I look forward to every tomorrow.
Because I like the feeling of waiting for your call.
95. Because I have every reason to love you in Qian Qian.
96. Because I only choose 100 reasons for loving you the most.
97. Because I like to say nothing.
98. Because I have written soft articles.
Because I want to speak loudly to the world.
100 because I love you! ! !
Or use the story of the zodiac: The earliest name of the zodiac is Long Mai.
The outline of the plot is as follows:
Dragon, an imaginary god, is the totem of Xia nationality in ancient Central Plains, and has been a symbol of the founding of the Chinese nation for thousands of years.
Dragons, including snakes, camel's head, antlers, rabbit's eyes, tiger's mouth, eagle's claws, horse's mane, fish scales, carp's beard and other unique functions, gather strength and beauty.
Dragon is a symbol of the long history, splendid culture and ancient civilization of the Chinese nation. The Chinese nation has always been proud of "the descendants of the dragon".
The dragon, one of the Eight Dragons, can protect Buddhism, so it becomes the patron saint of Buddhism.
Long Mai tells the story of struggle and protection. Because of competition, the national treasure is lost and the blood is broken; Because of protection, the national treasure can be returned and the blood can be continued.
In the middle of18th century, Emperor Qianlong ordered foreign priests ShiNing Lang and Michelle benoit to be in Yuanming.
Decades later, Long Er, a descendant of the Dragon Family, has become the bodyguard of Yuanmingyuan.
On this day, a French officer took his daughter to Yuanmingyuan and offered to see the Tang Haiyan Fountain. They are descendants of painter A, and Long Er led them to the warehouse to show the head of the 12 Zodiac animal that has been dusty for many years. Dragon son and the officer's daughter seem to have known each other in their previous lives. See you in this life. Soon, however, the British and French allied forces invaded Beijing and burned the Yuanmingyuan.
In the middle of the night, thunder and lightning, French officers rushed into the warehouse and tried to snatch the heads of animals. Dragon swore to defend the national treasure, and the officer's daughter also dissuaded her father: don't become a historical sinner because of selfish desires. But the officer insisted on robbing, and the two sides fought. With a gunshot, the dragon fell to the ground, and once again he struggled with the blood of the dragon family. By this time, the fire had already started. The officer's daughter burst into tears. ...
Yes, I heard that the tiger's head made people hang towels in the bathroom ... Look at the sunken piece on the pig's head. I heard that it was hit by a foreign devil with a gun butt. ...
Long Sanmen ignored the national treasure: it contained the painstaking efforts and tears of the ancestors. Naturally, they should go back to China and reunite in their native land. Only when they come back can they be connected by blood, and only after reunion can they be passed down from generation to generation. This is not only the mission of the family, but also the responsibility of the descendants of the dragon. !
Now, the only person I haven't met is the dragon head. Where the hell is it?
Dragon three's cell phone rang, and it was B. "My father wants to see you. Don't you also want to see the faucet? We are in Beijing. "
Late at night in the suburbs of Beijing, it looks like Haiyan Tang Villa in Yuanmingyuan. The day when thunder and lightning test the water like a fountain; Lightning and thunder are more like the night of burning Yuanmingyuan. B's father is a foreigner at an auction in Hong Kong and the head of a cultural relics smuggling group. In front of Long San, he unveiled the velvet cloth and showed seven animal heads that he had dreamed of but slipped away from his hands.
"Thank you, Mr. Long." "You are using me." "Because you are the best candidate, and you know from the beginning that we want to use you. You should have thought of the ending, but the technique is beyond your expectation. " "The means are too despicable." "I am trying to fulfill my ancestors' wishes." "Me too." "This baby doesn't belong to your dragon family, but it also contains the painstaking efforts of my ancestors." "But they belong to the descendants of dragons and China people, and they gave their lives to defend them. You killed him. " "The original tragedy should not happen. You know they are all in love, including you and B today. "
B came to dragon three with a faucet, and dragon three seemed to see the blood on the faucet.
B put down the tap and said to dragon three, "But love comes at a price, and the worst thing is love and hate. At that time, my ancestors almost died to protect it, but unfortunately she couldn't save the dragon. " "Can you be a robber, arsonist or murderer for love?" "Everything is history, has been burned to ashes, what's the point of talking about the past? Entanglement in the process is just a waste of time, and the key is the ending. " "What ending do you want?" "To complete the last task, the purpose is the same but the opposite. B fell down. With a gunshot, dragon three also fell, and fell on the tap where his ancestors had fallen. But dragon three didn't die or struggle. He picked up the dagger that fell to the ground and flew into his forehead.
This is the end, but this is not the end. Heroes and happy endings are deserved endings. But there are no heroes here, only missions and responsibilities; The reunion here is the end of love and hate, and the end of drifting and separation.
The story of reincarnation always has an inevitable ending, but the process is often unexpected.
The birth of the zodiac has an astronomical background. In primitive times, our ancestors experienced a cycle of alternating cold and summer. Hong Hao's Biography at the End of Song Dynasty in Song Dynasty said: "Jurchen is very small, just after the new moon, and the person doesn't know the date. When asked, they will say, "How many times have I seen grass?" "It is also recorded in Meng Gong's Record of Monks and Tartars in the Song Dynasty:" When a grass is one year old, someone asks its age and says how many grasses it is. "In 2000, another sky observer found that the moon's profit and loss cycle can be used to measure the length of a year, and twelve full moons are one year old. This discovery is one of the most accurate achievements of the early calendar, and "Twelve" is regarded as "days" to convey God's will. Heavenly stems and earthly branches, the sun and the moon are opposite, and heaven and earth are opposite. This is the "Twelve".
A mouse and an ugly cow ... a dog and a pig. There are many animals in the world. Why did the ancients choose these twelve animals as their zodiac signs?
Liu Xian's Yang Guang Miscellaneous Notes in Qing Dynasty quoted Li Changqing's superficial remarks about Matsushita Pavilion: "Why is A Zi a mouse?" Yue: Born in the child, it will not open until it dies. Rats eat insects. Therefore, in night is still young, positive mice have to wait, so children belong to mice. The ground is ugly, and the cow opens the ground, so ugliness belongs to the cow. If born in yin, if born, kill. Murderer, tiger, Yin people, fear. If you are awesome, you are a tiger, then Yin is a tiger. Offender, sunrise. In vitro, it contains the essence of Taiyin Jade Rabbit, so it is a rabbit. The morning of divination in March is when the dragon rains, so the morning belongs to the dragon. The last person, divination in April, was lush and the snake was in its place. Also, when a snake is not on the road, it is a snake. At noon, the sun is born, and the sun is born. Horses are healthy, never leave the ground, and belong to the shade, so they belong to horses in the afternoon. Sheep are not sheep, because they grow by biting untimely grass. When applying, the ape crowed in the sunset, and his arms were stretched out. By analogy, chaos runs rampant, so the application belongs to monkeys. This person, when the moon comes out, is the body of the moon, and water is the essence of the sun golden rooster, so it belongs to the chicken. In the nucleus, pigs know nothing but food, so the sea is a pig. "
In other words, the selection and arrangement of the zodiac is determined according to the daily activity time of animals. At the latest from the Han Dynasty, China began to adopt the geochronology, with twelve hours a day, which is equivalent to three hours on both sides. It is midnight from eleven o'clock in the evening to one o'clock in the morning, and mice are the most active. From 0: 00 to 3: 00 in the morning/kloc-,it's ugly, and the cow is ruminating. It is Yin Shi from 3: 00 to 5: 00. At this time, tigers are foraging everywhere, which is the fiercest. 5: 00 to 7: 00 is the crime time. At this time, the sun has not yet risen and the moon is still hanging in the sky. At this time, Yutu is busy taking medicine. 7: 00 am to 9: 00 am is the morning, which is a good time for the dragon to rain. From 9: 00 to 1 1, the snake became active. From eleven o'clock in the morning to one o'clock in the afternoon, the sun is shining, and at noon, it is the time to be unconstrained. In the afternoon 1 until 3 o'clock, it is late. At this time, sheep will grow stronger if they eat grass. From 3 pm to 5 pm, it is the Olympic Games. At this time, the monkey became active. It's one yuan from five to seven. When night falls, chickens begin to return to their nests. From 7: 00 pm to 9: 00 pm, the dog began to watch the night. From 9 pm to 1 1, it is Shihai. At this time, all was silent and the pig was snoring.
There are various legends about the arrangement of the zodiac. Such stories, like jokes, or fables, have strong literary elements. However, the seating arrangement of the zodiac is by no means a one-off event, nor can it be completed in one generation. At the beginning, it is not necessary to nominate twelve kinds at a time, but there may be only four or five kinds, and there may be a surplus. Later, the survival of the fittest, quota positioning, has been passed down to this day.
I'm the one on the ninth floor. If it still doesn't work, use the second measure. If you think it's ok, give extra points to WALJJ9YOU on the ninth floor. Thank you.
The answer is: The earliest name of China Zodiac is Long Mai.
The outline of the plot is as follows:
Dragon, an imaginary god, is the totem of Xia nationality in ancient Central Plains, and has been a symbol of the founding of the Chinese nation for thousands of years.
Dragons, including snakes, camel's head, antlers, rabbit's eyes, tiger's mouth, eagle's claws, horse's mane, fish scales, carp's beard and other unique functions, gather strength and beauty.
Dragon is a symbol of the long history, splendid culture and ancient civilization of the Chinese nation. The Chinese nation has always been proud of "the descendants of the dragon".
The dragon, one of the Eight Dragons, can protect Buddhism, so it becomes the patron saint of Buddhism.
Long Mai tells the story of struggle and protection. Because of competition, the national treasure is lost and the blood is broken; Because of protection, the national treasure can be returned and the blood can be continued.
/kloc-In the middle of the 8th century, Emperor Qianlong ordered in Yuanming not to let foreign priests ShiNing Lang and Michelle benoit become historical sinners because of their selfish desires. But the officer insisted on robbing, and the two sides fought. With a gunshot, the dragon fell to the ground, and once again he struggled with the blood of the dragon family. By this time, the fire had already started. The officer's daughter burst into tears. ...
More than a hundred years later, dragon three, a descendant of the Dragon, has become a famous private detective in Hong Kong. But he didn't forget the ancestral teachings of the Long family. He wanted to find the lost animal head of the 12 zodiac and defend it to the death.
On this day, he watched TV and the news was broadcast live. Citizens marched against the auction of bronze statues of cows, monkeys and tigers in Yuanmingyuan. He couldn't help but be heartbroken and touched the love and hate of generations buried deep in his heart. At the auction, a foreigner frequently bid, but in the end, the animal head was bought by China people and returned to their native land. In front of the TV, dragon three felt relieved and lost something. At this time, the news is interviewing the foreigner at the auction. He was extremely depressed and said that he had not fulfilled his ancestors' wishes. The woman who comforted him attracted dragon three's attention. The night before, dragon three visited the animal head at night and found that it was this woman who wanted to steal the treasure. Dragon three stopped, so she failed. But in a short conversation. Dragon three learned that she was a descendant of painter A, and that A family was closely related to the animal head and the dragon family. At the same time, dragon three was told that A family had never owned a complete set of animal heads, and they were scattered all over the floor from the moment they were robbed, and several of them are still missing.
That night, the woman came to dragon three's office. Her name is B, and she came to beg dragon three to find her another animal head. Dragon three knows B's family background, and B obviously knows dragon three's background. The two men smiled at each other tacitly, as if they had met in previous lives and met again in this life. Dragon three readily agreed, and he also wanted to take this opportunity to find other animal heads and complete the family mission.
Finish the last task, get the four pieces back and make a complete set, which is also the same wish of our ancestors, and then we can fly away with them and live a happy life, which is the dream that our ancestors dreamed of but never realized. ""Stop dreaming, I should take them back and realize the wishes of all the people in China. " "But there is a price." "The price is nothing more than love and hate." "Don't be paranoid, the ending is the same." "The ending is the same. What I want to change is just the process. "
The contest between love and hate, the contest between the same goal and the opposite goal. B fell down. With a gunshot, dragon three also fell, and fell on the tap where his ancestors had fallen. But dragon three didn't die or struggle. He picked up the dagger that fell to the ground and flew into his forehead.
This is the end, but this is not the end. Heroes and happy endings are deserved endings. But there are no heroes here, only missions and responsibilities; The reunion here is the end of love and hate, and the end of drifting and separation.
The story of reincarnation always has an inevitable ending, but the process is often unexpected.
The birth of the zodiac has an astronomical background. In primitive times, our ancestors experienced a cycle of alternating cold and summer. Hong Hao's Biography at the End of Song Dynasty in Song Dynasty said: "Jurchen is very small, just after the new moon, and the person doesn't know the date. When asked, they will say, "How many times have I seen grass?" "It is also recorded in Meng Gong's Record of Monks and Tartars in the Song Dynasty:" When a grass is one year old, someone asks its age and says how many grasses it is. "In 2006, another sky observer found that the moon's profit and loss cycle can make a mouse ugly and a cow ugly. There are many animals in the world. Why did the ancients choose these twelve animals as their zodiac signs?
Liu Xian's Yang Guang Miscellaneous Notes in Qing Dynasty quoted Li Changqing's superficial remarks about Matsushita Pavilion: "Why is A Zi a mouse?" Yue: Born in the child, it will not open until it dies. Rats eat insects. Therefore, in night is still young, positive mice have to wait, so children belong to mice. The ground is ugly, and the cow opens the ground, so ugliness belongs to the cow. If born in yin, if born, kill. Murderer, tiger, Yin people, fear. If you are awesome, you are a tiger, then Yin is a tiger. Offender, sunrise. In vitro, it contains the essence of Taiyin Jade Rabbit, so it is a rabbit. The morning of divination in March is when the dragon rains, so the morning belongs to the dragon. The last person, divination in April, was lush and the snake was in its place. Also, when a snake is not on the road, it is a snake. At noon, the sun is born, and the sun is born. Horses are healthy, never leave the ground, and belong to the shade, so they belong to horses in the afternoon. Sheep are not sheep, because they grow by biting untimely grass. When applying, the ape crowed in the sunset, and his arms were stretched out. By analogy, chaos runs rampant, so the application belongs to monkeys. This person, when the moon comes out, is the body of the moon, and water is the essence of the sun golden rooster, so it belongs to the chicken. In the nucleus, pigs know nothing but food, so the sea is a pig. "
In other words, the selection and arrangement of the zodiac is determined according to the daily activity time of animals. At the latest from the Han Dynasty, China began to adopt the geochronology, with twelve hours a day, which is equivalent to three hours on both sides. It is midnight from eleven o'clock in the evening to one o'clock in the morning, and mice are the most active. At seven o'clock, when night falls, the chickens begin to return to their nests. From 7: 00 pm to 9: 00 pm, the dog began to watch the night. From 9 pm to 1 1, it is Shihai. At this time, all was silent and the pig was snoring.
There are various legends about the arrangement of the zodiac. Such stories, like jokes, or fables, have strong literary elements. However, the seating arrangement of the zodiac is by no means a one-off event, nor can it be done in one generation! There are many good girls in the world. Why don't you marry her? If you want to be manly, why don't you marry a man?
What age is it now?
Ha ha! ! I didn't expect you to be so serious. This is just a joke of mine. You are so sincere, I really want to consider you! !
Thank you for your answers.
We just met and don't know anyone very well, just as everyone knows now. Nobody knows anyone. I don't even know his name now. How can I be his girlfriend? He's just a friend.
Thank you for your answers.
I strongly recommend it to the brother named WALJJ9YOU on the ninth floor.
You can give it to him just by looking at the number of words.
What's more, what about his content? grow
Questions asked by imbeciles. I find many questions ridiculous and stupid. Please give everyone a piece of pure land and don't ask Raj questions.
Dear friends on the 9th floor, you have written so much, but nothing is useful.
I think we should deal with a man as he deals with you. Since she believes in these things, we should convince her with them. You can tell her that in physiognomy and life art, there are the following conclusions:
1. The snake is called Xiaolong in physiognomy, so the gas fields of snakes and dragons are the same. If the snake becomes gas, it must be paid to the dragon.
2. Snakes beat trees (they often walk in the grass among trees), dragons beat the water, and trees will wither without water, and snakes will fail without dragons.
3. Although the dragon people and the snake people are together, the dragon people will be more autocratic, but it may also bring them luck and security.
The ancestors of snakes are dragons, and they are not enemies. Combination is preferred.
As long as the relationship between dragon and snake is strong enough, there will be no dispute, on the contrary, it will be better.
This is probably enough. What do you think she will say?
This is just a psychological effect. Gemini and Scorpio are no longer together, but we are still together. Constellations can only be used as entertainment, not too serious. Maybe she needs a sense of security, a stable mood, stability in all aspects, and fear of being hurt.
It depends on how hard you try to reassure her.
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