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Tubo wants to kiss Datang, and Taizong has six difficulties in getting married. Can Lu Dongzan finish the task?

In the fourteenth year of Zhenguan, Li Shimin ordered Princess Wencheng to marry Tubo Songzan Gambu. In the second year, Princess Wencheng and Jiangxia sent Li Daozong and Lu Dongzan to Tubo to get married. On the surface, it seems to be going well. In fact, before Li Shimin promised to marry Princess Wencheng to Tubo, it was quite difficult for her to be a guard. At that time, Tubo was not the only country that wanted to marry Princess Wencheng, but Lu Dongzan only solved the problem of Li Shimin with his own intelligence. This is widely circulated among Tibetan people? Six envoys who are hard to marry? This story.

According to legend, in the fourteenth year of Zhenguan, Lu Dongzan led a delegation to the Tang Dynasty to marry Princess Wencheng with gold jewelry. However, at that time, several small countries such as Tianzhu and Dashi sent delegations to Datang to marry Princess Wencheng, which made the emperor of Datang very embarrassed and didn't know which country to marry Princess Wencheng.

On this day, the emperor, queen, crown prince and Princess Wencheng got together for a meeting to discuss the ownership of Princess Wencheng. The emperor tends to marry Tianzhu, and the queen likes to eat big dishes. The Crown Prince wants Princess Wencheng to marry King Badahar, but Princess Wencheng also has her own favorite candidate. Four people have their own ideas, but none of them take a fancy to Songzan Gambu of Tubo.

There was still no result in the discussion, and the missions of various countries even threatened to make a scene in Beijing if they could not marry Princess Wencheng. The emperor finally came up with a relatively fair way, that is, to compete for information, and the country that won the mission, Princess Wencheng married off, and everyone agreed. So the emperor gave six questions:

The first problem is to put a soft satin through the nine-bend hole of the pearl, which is not only a hard work, because the satin is very soft and the hole is very small. Ambassadors of various countries rushed to try, but all failed. Only Lu Dongzan was in no hurry and didn't rush to experiment, but stood under the tree and meditated. When Newton was thinking under the apple tree, the fall of an apple made Newton suddenly enlightened, while Lu Dongzan was attracted by an ant. He found a thin ant, tied satin on the ant's leg with silk thread, then coated one end of the eyelet with honey and put the ant on the other end. The ant smelled the honey and went through the hole. Lu Dongzan won the first round.

The second problem is to find a mother for a hundred ponies. Messengers from all over the world are diving into it. Most of them judge the pairing from the appearance, but none of them can match successfully. Lu Dongzan once again offered his wisdom. He locked up the foals and only fed them without drinking water. As a result, they were put back into a large group the next day, and all the foals went to their mothers to quench their thirst. In the second round, Lu Dongzan won.

The third problem is to make 100 ambassadors of each mission drink 100 jar wine and 100 sheep in one day, and knead the sheepskin smoothly. Ambassadors of various countries still come directly to slaughter sheep, eat meat and drink, have no plans, and have no time to rub sheepskin at the end of the day. Lu Dongzan, on the other hand, asked everyone to kill the sheep and rub the sheepskin while eating meat and drinking. This is right. This also helps digestion and completes tasks easily in one day. In the third round, Lu Dongzan won again.

The fourth problem is to distinguish the roots and shoots of pine trees. The emperor ordered a pine tree to be sawed into several sections for the messengers to distinguish. Lu Dongzan still put them all in the river and watched them rise and fall. Roots sink, tips float.

The fifth problem is not to get lost in and out of the palace at night. One night, the emperor suddenly summoned the emissary. Lu Dongzan was afraid that he couldn't find a joke when he came out, so he marked it on the way into the palace. I didn't expect this to be taken by the emperor. Lu Dongzan won again.

The sixth question is to identify the princess. The emperor mixed the princess with 299 ladies-in-waiting, wearing the same clothes and the same clothes, and asked the messenger to identify the princess. It was really dazzling and unrecognizable at that time. And Lu Dongzan did his homework in advance. When he came to Chang 'an, he learned about Princess Wencheng's appearance and facial features from his old mother who served her, so he found Princess Wencheng easily.

After six questions, Lu Dongzan won, so Princess Wencheng married Tubo. It is not difficult to see from these six questions that this story is entirely to set off the wisdom of Lu Dongzan. This story is not a folk story of Datang, but a folk story of Tubo.

In fact, Li Shimin didn't get this set of questions when she married Princess Wencheng to Tubo, because her parents wanted to imprison Tubo, and the initiative was in Li Shimin, and it was entirely up to Li Shimin to marry Tubo.

When Songzan Gambu stabilized Tubo, he sent messengers to make friends with Datang and begged to marry the princess. Li Shimin didn't promise. Songzan Gambu attacked Gu Hun and stationed troops in Songzhou, trying to force Li Shimin to marry him. Li Shimin directly sent troops to defeat Songtsan Gambu.

Later, Songzan Gambu sent messengers to the Tang Dynasty to apologize and asked for another princess. Li Shimin agreed this time, named Li Daozong's daughter Princess Wencheng and married Tubo.