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Start with the thumb
-I'm not afraid of jokes. I am shorter than my brothers, and my head is like the head of a big-headed son. Although it is big, it is full of wisdom. On the whole, it looks like a tinkling cat.
I don't have the agility of the second index finger, the proud posture of the third middle finger, the handsomeness of the ring finger sister and the petite and lovely figure of the little finger sister, but I am the finger that my master values most.
For example, when the owner brushes his teeth, I always hold the toothbrush hard; When the host was about to take over the steaming bowl, I ventured to the front line-the edge of the bowl with extremely high temperature, in order not to let my sister-in-law burn. The master writes his homework with a pen, and I want to write beautiful words with the movement of my index finger; The master plays the erhu, and my brothers and sisters all play a few strings easily, but I have to hold the big and heavy body; The water is about to gush out, and I have to try my best to resist it; If blood is going to flow out, I have to "pretend" gauze to stop the bleeding; Heavy things are moved around, I don't carry them?
I have to do all these coolies to please the scenery of life, and I have given them to my brothers and sisters. I don't give a damn about it. When greeting, my brothers and sisters all smiled and nodded to please others, but I stood by.
But I'm also a good sign. Whenever I praise others, my master will lift me up.
I am a hardworking, capable and elegant thumb.
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