Seeking nonsense language or classic language

1. Push me again and I'll play dead for you!

I have not only a car, but also my own!

3. If you like, I'll buy it for you ... (after realizing each other's anger) Oh, no, it's "Brother, I'll buy it for you!"

There are so many people who look down on me. Who are you?

I won't tell you if you kill me, but you haven't made a beautiful plan yet!

6. Not only am I lucky, but I also have athlete's foot!

7. Mirrors always reflect light!

8. Is there a P for handsome? Probably eaten by a pawn!

9. Give it to me, and you don't have to worry. There is nothing wrong!

10. Relax, I'm not a good person. ...

1 1. Don't worry about my girlfriend following me-as long as she lays eggs all her life, we will break them immediately and never let the principal and parents know!

12. How dare I charge you if you don't thank me!

13. Don't tell me to bring it on-I'm in love for two generations!

14. If you ignore me, I will be a dog!

15. When will there be a bright moon? Ask Yi Zhongtian!

16. You can't reach it. Try stepping on your right foot with your left foot.

17. Some people are alive and she is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died!

18. You said ... Do you like me? Actually ... first of all ... actually, I also ... well, to be honest, I actually like myself.

19. Do you drink water, drink water or drink water? You choose!

20. Castle Peak is still there, but it is a little red.

2 1. Hey, say what should be said and whisper what shouldn't be said.

22. Can you say stealing about a scholar?

23. Damn it, don't ask single men such questions!

24. Zi once said: Don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital!

25. Don't think I'm out of reach just because I'm handsome. In fact, I am a sea of rivers.

26. Today the weather is fine, windy and rainy.

27. As a typical failure, you really succeeded!

28. I really want to kill this bug, but my tongue is not long enough …

29. Two heads are better than one, and one is Zhuge Liang.

30. In this golden autumn of red leaves and maple leaves. ...

3 1. One thyroid hormone is cut and the other is not cut.

32. If you bother me again, I'll tie you to a straw boat and borrow an arrow!

33. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. Pay back the money you owe!

34. A: Where to eat? I have no money.

B: Let's eat out. It's on me.-the hose.

35. See if there is anything left.

36. I left a dragon and a white tiger, and I have a Mickey Mouse tattooed on my waist. 38. A: Without revenge, it's hard to swallow this evil spirit.

B: Then how can I let you die?

40. She is so fat that my thigh can't twist her arm.

4 1. There is a saying in Shushan, do it first, and learn from the endless sea to make porridge.

42. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to our grandchildren.

43. I will do my homework!

44. Have you done your homework? B: Yes! Well, it's still warm under the p-share … do you want it? So you're here.

45. Who is sitting in the village today? He doesn't even clean the blackboard!

46. How much is this pair of shoes?

47. I was really blind at the beginning …

48. Is this blind man blind?

49. Take other people's road and leave others with no way out.

50. I am so talented-I was a tailor in my last life.

Do these count?