What are some funny words?

1, as long as we have a confidence, everything has pears.

The most romantic thing I can think of is watching you grow old alone.

I would rather have a prince riding a pig than a prince pig riding a white horse.

I am afraid of three things in my life, the first is death, the second is illness, and the third is death.

5. To live is to watch others die, and then let others watch themselves die.

6, people do not YY waste teenagers! No, the cat is not feeling well!

7. The reason why you can't stand sand is that the sieve you use to choose flour is too thin ... The reason why I can stand you is that I caught a big fish with a net and let all the small fish slip by. ...

8. Although I have no brains, I am actually unhappy.

9. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

10, there is a perfect heart hidden under the awesome appearance. ...

1 1, Niu B is an ordinary person and Niu Organ is a scholar.

12, cow dung is cow dung, even if you are delicious, flowers will not be inserted in you, because that will insult the aesthetic feeling …

13, how are you now? If you have a bad life, I will feel at ease.

14, your serious appearance can't hide your man's heart!

15, you are very kind, especially when you are sad. ...

16, women's wrinkles are called old, and men's wrinkles are called vicissitudes.

17. The poor monk came to the Tang Dynasty from the east and made a special trip to the Western Heaven to worship Buddha and find relatives.

18, a seven-year-old boy is the most terrible creature on earth. They are curious, active, destructive and have the law on the protection of minors.

19, you are gold, I am coal, you will glow and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

20. When you fall down with only one drop of blood left, call Brother Zeng three times to come back to life.

2 1. Actually, I have never left the Jianghu, but I have been diving in the Jianghu for a long time.

22. Youth is like toilet paper. You can read a lot, but you can't use enough. ...

23, rival in love fell into the water, we can only pee.

24. You, you, you, you, you push me again, and I will feed you Sanlu.

You don't even know Yao Ming. How can I play football with you? You are so funny.

26. Take out your complaints and bask in the sun every day, and you won't be short of calcium.

27. Get up every morning and watch Forbes Rich List. If my name is not on it, I will go to work.

28, tomorrow after tomorrow, how many tomorrows! Since there are so many, we might as well postpone it again.

29. When will there be a bright moon? Ask Yi Zhongtian!

30. Well, give me an affordable grave.

3 1, big head, thick neck, stupid like a pig!

32. The alarm clock only woke up my body, but it couldn't wake up my sleeping heart.

I believe it's a pity that Raytheon didn't touch you when you were out in the rain.

34. It's good to know what you are.

35. I waited for a long time to hear from you, and the result was a haha, you fucking thought I was telling a joke.

You're dressed dangerously, but you look safe.

37. You are calm because you are not afraid of death. I am calmer than you, because I am not afraid of your death.

38, face is a thing outside the body, you can want it, money is a must, you must want it.

39, two people's feelings, if only one person tries to mix honey, then in the end, it will only make another bee become a fly. ...

40. Buying a computer without broadband is like being a monk without eating.

4 1. If there is no medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

Every time I teach Buddha's feet, the Buddha always gives me a foot.

43. Every woman can only be a Lori for two years, while every man can, uncle, for a long time.

44. There are always a few grandfathers every month. His face changed from red to green, from green to yellow, to blue, to purple, to green, and finally he left me.

45. Your new love is someone else's whore.

46. What is your vital capacity? You can blow cow B so big.

47. You also made me kneel on the washboard, and I can't stand the electric heating!

48. The girl who looks up at the sky is lonely, and the boy who looks up at the sky is looking for UFOs!

49. Judging from the way he eats, it is hard to believe that mankind will become extinct one day.

50. Confucius said: In a threesome, there must be my wife. Choose a beautiful one to marry.

5 1, romance can never be valued, otherwise I would have been worth millions. ...

When my mother became a swan, you were still an egg.

53. Old people can't fight, children can't fight, women can't fight, and men fight to the death.

54, the season of black silk flooding, let us these thick legs?

55. When a playboy meets easy virtue, it will be a heavyweight confrontation in a sexual storm.

56. I have lived for more than 20 years and have done nothing for the motherland and the people. Every time I think about it, my heart aches.

57, alive, is to jump in the crooked.

Even though I am very young, I am still great when I try to live for myself, but I just don't know the size of greatness. ...

59. There are many beauties in Jiangshan, and countless mistresses have made coquetry.

60. Think about the salary ratio. Forget it. I don't want to live.