Commonly used universal humorous sentences (a collection of classic humorous and funny sentences)

1. The secret to maintaining beauty used to be sleeping, but now it’s editing pictures.

2. Regarding my parents’ suspicion of my puppy love, I just want to say that you overestimate my abilities.

3. My classmates have changed a lot over the years, and time has left traces on their faces. But I am different. Time has left its growth rings on my body.

4. The consequences of pretending are very serious. If you refuse to admit it, you will be sent to the kitchen.

5. Forgive me for dressing up, holding a pen in hand, frowning, and writing furiously, just to help the top students get to the bottom.

6. Life deceived me, and I couldn’t bear to accept it, so I turned on filters, skin resurfacing, whitening, leg-lengthening special effects, and finally deceived life by editing pictures like crazy!

7. Me: Dad, why is our family so poor? Father: It’s not because I want you to become the master early.

8. God gave me the nature of a foodie, but did not give me the status of a rich man and the body of a model.

9. Be kind to yourself. If you can blame your boyfriend, don’t blame yourself.

10. I hate the nonsense they tell me "Why did you give up treatment?", which makes me seem like I can still be saved.

11. "I originally hoped to be an athlete and represent the country in international competitions." "Why didn't it happen?" "Because I have a bad memory and often mix things up. Once, I mistook a softball for a shot put! "What are you doing now?" "Working as a dispenser in a pharmacy." As I got older, I thought I might not be able to handle this loss, so I never looked good.

13. Nothing is difficult in the world, only for the rich.

14. It was great in ancient times. If you bear too much pressure, you will become a demon, a god, or a devil. But in modern times, if you bear too much pressure, you will become a psychopath!

15. Girls who don’t take pictures of food basically mean they don’t approve of the appearance of the dish.

16. The person you miss is also missing someone else.

17. Money is a good medicine, with blatant effects.

18. If you have anything to say in the future, say it directly. Don’t always be there. If nothing happens, I will be there for decades.

19. Do you think being kind and working hard is enough? You also have to be beautiful and rich.

20. If there is anything you don’t like about me, please overcome it yourself.

21. Failure is the mother of success. No one will fail all the time. They just feel a little more maternal love.

22. The best thing in the world is none of my business!

23. After many years of continuous hard work, I finally changed from an ignorant boy to an ignorant young man.

Twenty-four. "Husband, there is a courier for me downstairs. Please help me pick it up!" "No! I'm playing games!" "Hurry up, they're waiting downstairs!" "No! Unless you give me 100 yuan!" "I'll give you 200 yuan. Go down quickly." After the husband took the money, he rushed down! Then I calmly called the courier and said, "He's gone, just ask him for the 300 yuan to be paid!"