A joke that hurts yourself but makes others happy.

A failed interviewer; What is the retail price of windows 7 Professional Edition in Chinese mainland?

Me: 5 yuan.

Examiner: Get out, next.

The word "give up" has never appeared in my dictionary.

I kept throwing and throwing,

Finally got an interview with Google.

However, when I went to google for an interview, I answered a question and was kicked out. ...

Examiner: Where did you get the news of Google interview?

Me: Baidu's

Examiner: Get out, next.

I am depressed, but I still have to support myself first.

Drag a friend to McDonald's to find a job. .

But the other person is very abnormal, let me sing McDonald's songs.

At this time, my brother smiled. I have known McDonald's songs since I was a child.

So I opened my mouth and came: with KFC, life will be fine!

Examiner: Go out ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

McDonald's failed in the interview.

My mother dragged someone to find a job in mobile customer service.

Mom says you don't need technology. You try it first. I agreed without thinking.

The interview went well and the other party appreciated me. Finally, the examiner said to me:

You are very kind. Please leave your phone number so that we can inform you to go to work.

Me: "132 ..."

Examiner: Get out. . . .

My heart is broken. . . Being unemployed for so long, eating and drinking at home.

My family looked at me helplessly.

I walked to a shopping mall and saw Artie looking for a clerk. I think I should try. Examiner: Please tell us our slogan.

Me: Just do it.

Examiner: Get out, next.

Repeated failures have not dampened my confidence.

So I settled down to study hard, and finally I was admitted to our local civil servants with excellent results.

Still, there is a fucking interview.

During the interview, I answered questions and saw the examiner's face. I think there is no problem with this job.

When I am happy.

The examiner asked me, young man, which historical figure do you like best?

I answered without thinking: Little Shenyang!

Examiner: Get out.

This failure, I have a very important consideration for life, looking back,

I finally found out that the most important thing is that I have some wrong answers.

However, I have made the best preparation for this interview.

Nokia's product department informed me that it took me a week to finish all the work.

Even the slogan is not wrong: science and technology are people-oriented.

The examiner was very satisfied and said that if there were no accidents, he could come to work tomorrow.

At this moment, the phone rang and a discordant voice appeared: "Hello MOTO".