It's cold and humorous.

first, I want to run naked in summer, and how many clothes I wear in winter is like running naked.

second, I didn't return your message because I was cold, but because my hands were cold.

thirdly, I once threatened that I would rather freeze to death than become a dog. I didn't understand the beautiful promise because I was too young until I was frozen into a dog today.

fourth, it's cold, and there is a way to keep warm: I hold you.

5. The person who can make me take out my mobile phone and type and chat with you on this day is definitely my true love.

it's cold. if you can't give me a hug, buy me a coat.

7. When it gets cold, you must take care of yourself and remember to wear more clothes. There are definitely fewer people in this world who dress for you than undress for you. Outside the window, the wind is really cold. So, I got up and got my clothes ...

Eight, the coldest is not winter but winter festivals.

9. It's cold, just like last night, just the way from the classroom to Beicao can make people catch a cold, and the stands can only sit for the last night.

X. "Why do people who are farther north have more direct personalities?" "It's freezing, who has time to travel with you?"

eleven, it's cold, and the place I want to go most is your arms besides the bed.

12. When it's cold, a boyfriend hugs a boyfriend and a girlfriend hugs a girlfriend, and I'm awesome: I'm not cold!

thirteen, others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for being freezing.

Fourteen, there is a kind of yearning called longing for autumn water, and there is a kind of coldness called forgetting to wear long trousers.

15. If a dog gets in your way on the ground in winter, make way for it. It's not easy for it to warm the place with its small belly.

XVI. "Like you" and "Don't be ridiculous!" "It's too cold, and I'm out of my mind."

seventeen, I have put on my trousers, so you should buy a mask at once!

18. It's so cold in winter. I want a warm bed with wifi and endless snacks. If these are not possible, can you give me one of you?

XIX. It's very cold this winter. Some of you keep warm, so I put my pockets in.

twenty, this weather is so cold that you can even fart to dry your hands.

21st, it's too cold. Come to my bed and say anything.

twenty-two, there is a kind of cold, not that you feel cold, but that your mother thinks you are cold.

twenty-three, winter is the most rogue, and always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

24. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between inside and outside the bed in winter.

twenty-five, I can't start the learning mode, because it's too cold and lazy to move, and the machine is stuck.

twenty-six, the most annoying thing in winter is that I just jumped into the warm bed and wrapped it up, only to find that the damn light was not turned off.

the recent ghost weather makes me feel like opening a refrigerator every time I open the door.

twenty-eight, don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam, because the weather was too cold, which led to unconsciousness.

twenty-nine, it's cold, old moon. Did you knit a sweater with my red thread?

thirty, it's time for you to take a bath again, and everyone in the family thinks you died in the bathroom.

thirty-one, it's time to undress by courage, wash clothes by perseverance and get up by explosiveness.

thirty-two, I hope that when it is cold, someone will warm your hands for you. May a bright person live in your heart.

thirty-three, it's cold, and you wake up from sleep at night. Don't forget to lift the quilt for your roommate.

34. If a girl says she is cold, just hug her. Maybe you will have a girlfriend.

thirty-five, "what is winter" and "I don't want to leave the bed even if I hold my urine."

thirty-six, the weather is as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense.

thirty-seven, when a man is lonely and a woman is widowed, it is actually an act of hooliganism for a girl to say that she is cold.

38. Please remember that I am a cold person. Don't be fooled by my constant madness.

thirty-nine, funny talk about cold weather: others laugh at me for wearing thick clothes, and I laugh at others for freezing into dogs

forty, cold is just one word, I will only say it once, and I know you will use snot instead.