Interesting phrases for children

Interesting phrases for children

1, one day, take the children to play in the mountains. Children are running around in the mountains. I was afraid that th

Interesting phrases for children

1, one day, take the children to play in the mountains. Children are running around in the mountains. I was afraid that the child was in danger, so I frightened him and said, "Don't run around, or there will be ghosts here to eat people." The child immediately replied: "I am not afraid of ghosts. The uncles and aunts next door call you gamblers; Mother calls me a child; Grandma called grandpa a heavy smoker; Mom calls you a slacker; You said mom was a dead fool. I deal with ghosts every day, and I am afraid of ghosts! "

One day, Jamie, who is in the sixth grade, came home from school and proudly announced to his mother that he had won the first place in the whole grade in the exam. His mother is very happy. "Jamie, I told you how smart you are when you were in the third grade," the mother said to her son. "This is hereditary. Do you believe it now? " "Yes, Mom, cleverness belongs to atavism."

In midsummer, the room is very hot. The son muttered in bed, "It's too hot in the mosquito net. Mom, please open a hole to cool off.

A little boy wore the wrong socks when he went to kindergarten. One is blue and the other is red. The kindergarten aunt asked, "Don't you think your socks are strange today?" One is blue and the other is red. " The little boy replied, "Yes, I feel strange, too, but I still have a pair at home ..."

5. A pupil called his mother and said, "Mom, are you getting better with your cold?" . Then his mother said, "Much better". I think he is very cute, and suddenly he said, "Well, our teacher wants you to go to school."

6. One day, Xiaoding was eating mangosteen. Mother asked her, "Xiaoding, do you know why mangosteen skin is so thick?" Xiaoding replied: "I know, because mangosteen is thick-skinned, and he is not afraid of being criticized by his mother and teacher!" " "Mom: dizzy! The next day, Xiaoding was eating strawberries. Mother asked her, "Do you know why strawberries have no skin?" Xiaoding replied, "I know, because strawberries are shameless!" " "

7. One day, the mother asked her 3-year-old son, "What is the word' ask'?" The son replied, "Read the door." Mom prompts: "Look carefully, there is a word in the' door'." The son suddenly realized, "I see, read' door'."

8. One day, the kindergarten teacher said to the children in her class, "You must be sensible!" A child replied loudly: "teacher, I know five!" " "

9. When my son is five years old, I want to teach him how to use quantifiers. I told him, for example, you should say a fish when you say fish, a cow when you say cow, and so on. After I gave many examples, I asked him to say two words with sticks and heads. My son blurted out without thinking: I ate a bowl of noodles and I have a pencil with two ends.

10, "How much is a movie ticket?" "10 kopeck, son." "I only brought five Gaby. Let me in, I'll see with one eye! "

1 1. Teacher Ji Yong: Xiao Xin, please use "dilemma" to make a sentence. Xiao Xin: I was in a dilemma during the exam. Teacher Ji Yong: Is it because you can't answer the question that you are in a dilemma? Xiao Xin: No, left and right students have different answers, which puts me in a dilemma.

12, 5-year-old Lele asked Dad to do something, but Dad mostly ignored it. But careful Lele found that at home, dad was obedient to his mother. Once, he shouted to his father, "bring me an apple!" " I am a mother! "

13, once, my sister taught my sister English in the third grade of primary school. Sister told her: "penguin's English name is Penguin." After thinking for a long time, my sister asked her sister, "No way!" What happened to my sister? My sister continued: "Isn't the English name of Penguin QQ?"

14, the primary school started, and my son who just turned 6 refused to go to school. The mother explained to her son that the child would go to school at the age of 6 until 15. Finally, my son sat at his desk with tears in his eyes and asked: When I was 15 years old, did you remember to pick me up?

15, brother-in-law was promoted to department manager, and the company assigned him a beautiful young female secretary. When my sister heard about it, she asked her brother-in-law for proof with jealousy. Brother-in-law said airily, "She knows nothing, just like a doll." Hearing this, my niece suddenly became interested and ran over to ask, "Dad, will the doll close its eyes if you let it lie down?"

16. When Xiaoming came home, the dog next door suddenly ran out and bit him. He picked up the bamboo and tried to hit it. When the owner of the dog saw Xiao Ming beating the dog, he said unhappily that beating the dog depends on the owner. Haven't you heard of it? At this moment, Xiao Ming said: Good! I will beat your dog while watching you.

One day, my 7-year-old son asked me seriously: Mom, where was I when I was not born? In mom's belly. My son said happily, no wonder I like meat. When I was a child, I ate braised pork in your stomach every day.

18, Auntie: Let's share the apples, children. Xiaoxiao, which one do you want? Mix: I want the biggest apple. Aunt: You should be polite. You should have a small one and give the big one to other children. Xiaoxiao: Isn't that telling me to lie?

19, I bought a new dress this day and wanted to brag about it. I asked my two-and-a-half-year-old son, "Baby, is mom beautiful?" The son replied, "mom is not beautiful, but grandma is beautiful!" " "

20. The five-year-old daughter asked: Mom, was I in your belly before? Mom: Yes! Daughter: Then which pipe did I climb out of? ! Mom: ...

2 1. One day, the mother took her son out to play and saw a stray dog. Mother said, "Look, how miserable a puppy is without its parents?" The son looked at the puppy lovingly and nodded. After a while, the son saw a man walking in front of the dog on the road and said happily to his mother, "Mom, look, the dog has a father!" " Dogs have dads! "

22. There is a custom in the village that movies are shown after the old people leave. One afternoon, the old people in the village were squatting on the roadside chatting, and the children passed by after school, pointing at the old people. Everyone laughed and said that the child was cute or something. Suddenly an old man jumped up and shouted abuse to disperse the children. Nobody knew what was going on, so they asked. The old man said angrily that they booked a movie of 1, a movie of 2 and a movie of 3. ...