A joke story that happened on the bus

Joke stories that happened on the bus

One:

One day on the bus, a man and a woman were crowded. A collision occurred.

The fashionable girl turned around and said, "Are you sick?"

The man felt confused and replied: "Do you have any medicine?"

People in the car Snickering!

The woman felt angry and replied: "Are you mentally ill?"

The man said coldly: "Can you cure it?"

The people on the bus were laughing!

The bus driver stopped and laughed on the steering wheel!

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Two stories:

On the bus It was super crowded and there was a woman standing at the door.

A GG squeezed in from behind the car and wanted to get out of the car. He said to the woman: "Give me a moment and get out of the car."

The woman did not move.

GG stepped on her when he squeezed past.

It turned out that the woman was very powerful. She kept scolding: "You are crazy! You are crazy! You are crazy!", and she was so loud that the whole car was watching.

GG remained silent. When he got off the car, he couldn't bear it anymore. He turned around and said to the woman: "Repeat machine!"

There were a few funny children behind, and they kept talking. Act out the scene just now,

A said: "You are crazy!" B said: "You are a repeater?"

The whole car burst into laughter~!

Later, a little girl also wanted to get out of the car, squeezed over and said timidly: "I~I~I want to go on, I am not crazy~!?

Everyone in the car burst out laughing again~ !

The woman did not speak, but a word came from the side: "Are you out of battery?"

The whole car burst into laughter~! ;