A funny joke.

Funny jokes and sentences have different meanings and functions in the language environment. We often describe people with humor. A humorous person can often make his words humorous. Here are some funny jokes.

Funny joke 1 1, I'm full of electricity, who can corona myself?

2. Come out and walk the puppy if you have nothing to do. I despise you.

3. Why are you crying? You are worthless. Aren't you a smelly man?

Don't play tricks behind my back, but in front of me.

I just want to prove to you that I'm happy to dump you.

I hope to see you become a white-haired grandfather.

7. I think you're farting when you talk, and then it's gone.

I love you because I am blind, and you love him because you are blind.

9. All the pains are essentially anger at their incompetence.

10, my colleague Bugatti Veyron was driven away by the traffic police one day.

1 1, life is a very realistic thing, and you can't do whatever you want.

12. Smart women value friends, while stupid women value friends.

13, your wife says you, just listen; I said you, just bear it.

14, urinate everywhere, be careful of being seen by dogs, and take your little jj away.

15, today is your birthday, and a friend ordered a shit cake for you.

16, during the onset of chronic depression, do not disturb strangers or find acquaintances.

17, now that I'm gone, don't defile my eyes again.

18, you haven't been cursed by heaven yet, and it's not the end of the year.

19, how many good students have you raped in school? Guilt.

20. Where do I fall every time? I don't know where there should be a pit

2 1, it is said that I met love at the corner, but I met a big German shepherd at the corner.

22. It's not that I don't want anyone except you, but that I don't want anyone except you.

23, selling cute, playing charming, dare you be a good girl like me?

24. When I like you, what are you doing, going out with women?

25. Have a plenty of monitor, have a plenty of study committee, I am the representative of the unreasonable class.

26. Every time you lose weight, you say you have lost weight. A heavy weight means a big chest.

If you don't love me, please leave consciously, or I will let you die very ugly.

28. You are a ball tied with a rope. If you run away, I can drag you back.

29, woman, to live a noble posture, don't let the dog behind you see a joke.

Don't be silly, the best person in the world has married * * *.

3 1, people sometimes cry when they are old, so love is over. Let's go

He abandoned me and will abandon you sooner or later, so don't be too happy.

33. Labor is not a ball. Roll if you want, roll if you don't want.

I won't work for you, an evil capitalist, even if I am a street vendor.

35, I love you, in exchange for your back, I love you.

36. For the sake of * * * love, employers and employees don't like it. Please take mistress and get out of my sight.

37. Just because I took one more look at you in the crowd, I got the eye of a needle the next day.

38. Go up and kick someone when they bully you, and then tell him that you are not easy to bully.

I love you, but that doesn't mean I can't live without you. Be careful I kick you in a bad temper.

40. At that time, simplicity was synonymous with innocence; Simplicity is synonymous with pretending.

Funny joke 2 1. Although Xueba's achievements make me dumbfounded, the speed at which I hand in my papers absolutely makes Xueba dumbfounded.

2, depressed, short and fat, proud and tall, this is the most inspirational thing I have ever heard.

3, eat, I want it, thin, I want it, too, you can't have your cake and eat it, I went.

I want to eat you when I look at you. I can never resist your scent, dear braised pork.

If your ex-boyfriend and current boyfriend fell into the water, would you choose to stay with me?

If one day I become arrogant, please remember that no one ever looked down on me.

7. As a mature person, I don't eat in anger, only when I am full.

I don't need everyone to nod. I live to make people who hate me more and more unhappy.

9. Is there anyone who drives you crazy? I want to, but now I am desperate to forget.

10, the grass is bearing seeds and the wind is shaking the leaves. It's beautiful that we stand without talking.

1 1. What should I do in my life? Firmly support all his viewpoints and cultivate him into a great man.

12, time is like a high-quality paper towel, always used a lot, but I don't know where to use it.

13, I learned not to provoke others actively, but it doesn't mean that I am being slaughtered. I am kind and cruel.

14, walked into a KFC, ordered a coke, sat down and watched the boys and girls file past the window.

15, you said that a person plays games without spraying, so how noble is he in life?

16, the aunt in the canteen will say to herself every time she hears the class is over: the enemy has 30 seconds to reach the battlefield.

17, I don't know what surrender is, and there is nothing destiny takes a hand. We were born to turn over.

18, I tried to count your injuries with a smile, but in the end, tears flowed out of my eyes with a smile.

19, Yue Lao, can you stop pulling me with inferior thread? It will be broken from time to time.

20. Some people are eating what's in the bowl and thinking about what's in the pot. I won't. I always eat with a pot in my arms.

2 1, I was taught from an early age not to spend money indiscriminately. When you grow up, you find that there is no money for you to spend.

22, you and he said civilization, he gave you barbarism; You reason with him, and he plays rascal with you.

23. The person who can make you live the most like yourself must be the one who loves you the most and the one you love the most.

24. Cherish the friends around you. If you lose money, you can make it again. If you lose a friend, you don't have to pay back the money.

25. If you forget, forget it. Can you delete me as a document? 0 forced uninstallation is really not possible!

26. People are the best, not how many people you know! But how many people still know you when you are in trouble!

Regarding my parents' suspicion of puppy love, I just want to say that you overestimate my ability.

28. You are so reasonable, gentle and elegant; No one has to love you, spoil you and spoil you.

29. Only the days that can be caught, the money that can be counted, and the people who stay with you are real.

Love is like a cup of delicious and rich coffee, while marriage is a coffee cup with coffee grounds.

3 1, what is really awesome is not how many people you know, but how many people know you when you are in trouble.

Summer is so romantic, I want to invite it to the movies. If you are free, you can come along.

33. I am not a saint, I don't have many degrees, and I don't care what people think. I will stay and follow my heart.

I want to go to the movies with my boyfriend recently. Please recommend me a good boyfriend!

I want to give you a lovely gift, but Uncle Express won't let me into the box.

36. It is good to know something, needless to say. It's good that some people know each other. There's no need to be intimate.

Funny joke 3 1, don't run around, don't bother the traffic police, and don't scare the drivers on the street. It's nothing if you are run over by a car. You must clean the dirty wheels. The price is very expensive recently.

2. When a man really falls in love with you, you will find that, alas, there is another father. When a man falls in love with you falsely, you will find that he has an extra son, and he is still a rebel.

I really want to invite you to dinner, but there is no water supply during the day and no electricity at night. I can't afford white flour without pay. I turned over the theory and found the answer: it turned out to be the primary stage of socialism, turning back: damn it, it will remain unchanged for a hundred years! Can I invite you to dinner?

4, you smiled, I am happier than seeing my favorite team win; You cried. I am more helpless than seeing my favorite player get hurt. You are already a part of me.

Everyone has another side of human nature, please don't force his other half out. When a good-tempered person lets go of the bottom line, you don't even have a chance to kneel. To leave space for others is to leave character for yourself.

6. This is an embarrassing time. It's too early to talk about loving yourself and being old. It's childish to talk about experiences with young people, and it's crazy to talk about the world with old people, fearing noise when going out.

7. This is my temper. As long as others ignore me, I won't have the cheek to bother again. Your attitude determines my attitude. If you are silent to me, I have to be indifferent to you.

8. I don't necessarily love people who love me; If you don't love me, I absolutely don't. Even if there is, give yourself a deadline and give up when the deadline comes. I am a great person, why should I fall into a hopeless love?

9. Maybe you are really as vain, self-centered and disloyal as you say. However, compared with your other qualities, they are insignificant.

10, when I saw you, I felt that I had arrived at the Forbidden City, because everything on you was precious. I wanted to hug you gently, but I was afraid I would break you.

1 1. After all, women are still emotional and have no immunity to all kinds of small animals, such as Bugatti Veyron, Hummer, Jaguar, Land Rover, BMW and, of course, Tmall.

12, you think that if you talk to others, you will get a kind of redemption. But maybe, listening to your partner will give you an axe. Cut you with a smile.

13, I actually don't need anything in my life, a glass of water, a meal, and a sentence I love you. I hope you pour water for me, cook for me, and you tell me I love you.

14, maybe you really don't have the idea of being together, so you will be willful without any concerns, and so on. I tell you, if you win, I will be very sad, but I will be fine. I hope you can meet a woman who loves you more than me in the future.

15 Actually, you are quite charming. Otherwise, all men will be around you! Alas, it's wasted. Why don't you go to some hongyi yuan? Men are also recruited at home, so there are still tickets!

16. Feeling for you is a simple natural index. You can differentiate several times, and the constant remains the same ... You can integrate if you want, but there will be one more constant, and that constant is equal to-I love you.

17, a man with a dream of red mansions, lives in the world of water margin, and wants to make friends with some Taoyuan brothers in the Three Kingdoms, but he always meets some monsters in Journey to the West.

18, the most contradictory thing for a man: he wants his wife to behave like a woman, and he wants other people's wives not to behave like a woman. The most contradictory thing for a woman: she is afraid that her husband has no money, and she is afraid that her husband has money.

19, there are three things on the internet that can't be compared with others at will: money, beauty and sense of humor! Because as long as you compare, you will find yourself poor, ugly and stupid!

20. A woman should never be a wife that makes men worry, be a "three-hearted" woman that men don't like, leave you at home with peace of mind, miss you and feel sad at ordinary times, and get sick when you come home.

2 1, you gave me the whole starry sky so that I could come and go freely. What I enjoy is deep and broad love! My love for you is like a letter without a return address. I only know how to send it, but I know I can't receive anything.

22. Sir, I am the only one born with heaven; Kick your feet over the waves of the world and shoulder all the troubles of ancient and modern times. Life is like a hurricane, and there is only one talent in the sky; Why does a person have to be a hero in the sky?

23. Do you think boys like it as long as they are beautiful? Do you think there are girls posting as long as you have money? Do you think you can find a good job by learning to bully? I'm telling you, all this is true!

What I hate most in my life is cheating and betrayal. If you see that I am soft-hearted and unscrupulous, then when I am ruthless, even if you take out your heart and kneel before me, I will not forgive you.

25. I have always thought that the best thing in life is meeting. Later, I learned that what is rare is reunion. If the meeting is a reunion after a long separation, I hope we are all well.

26. From the moment I saw you, my heartbeat told me that you were the one I had been waiting for all my life. You have given me courage and motivation, and I will use my life's efforts to care for this heart.

27, some things, not care, but care about what can happen. There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results. Maturity is to face all the little things with a smile.

28. I was in pain when you left me silently. I don't know what to do. I hate myself when I watch your back go away. It's all my fault ... I got up early and caught the bus.