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After we got married and had children, we finally understood why Hermione chose.

Some love

Some marriages

It seems that women are strong and men are weak

But in fact,

That's just the difference between personality and temper.

Differences in family division of labor

As long as there is spiritual respect, there is * * *

Very close.

Xie xiaodai

Member of parent-child alliance of parents' camp, son is 7 years old and daughter is 2 years old.

Bachelor of Chinese from Fudan University, Master of Communication from National People's Congress, engaged in media work for more than ten years. Half-life ups and downs, still laughing. Wechat official account: irrational and emotionless (nozuo88), welcome to pay attention!

In 200 1 year, the first Harry Potter film was released, and the first heroine Hermione left a deep impression on our hearts. This proud, excellent and kind girl grew up and matured with us.

In the story, Hermione didn't marry the rescue hero Harry Potter, and finally chose Ron who looked "stupid and poor".

And we, too, have experienced various lives, gradually changed our incomprehension and dissatisfaction with this choice, and began to deeply understand and bless this "strong woman" marriage.

Little Hermione

Grow up with us

16 years ago, Harry Potter's first film, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, was released.

J.K. Rowling has built a magical world for us-

With soul slices, one after another, a demon without a nose,

A little boy with round glasses became a hero after his parents died.

There is also a family and a beautiful, happy and silly supporting actor with red hair.

And of course, our first hostess-Hermione!

On the express train to Hogwarts, little Hermione made her debut:

When Hermione first met Harry and Ron, she had a particularly annoying style of "being a top student".

Like those schoolmasters we will meet in our study career, she previews the class content in advance and always raises her hand first to answer:

Whenever I successfully complete the problems in class, I will proudly despise my friends and be full of superiority:

No wonder Ron at the same table resented "Who is so annoying?"

But later, Hermione, Harry and Ron experienced a thrilling plot to escape from the troll. Faced with the teacher's accusation, she stepped forward and took all the blame for the two rescuers.

He spoke solemnly and held his head high proudly. . . Appearance, especially artificial, but it seems to be artificial, especially cute:

Since then, the three men have maintained a lifelong friendship and formally decided:

Since then, Hermione has officially become an indispensable "think tank" in the trio. Where knowledge from books is needed, there is her, which can be said to be a walking dictionary:

In "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets" in 2002, Hermione violated more than 50 school rules in order to trace the murder chamber of Hogwarts, and made a super complex polyjuice potion, which can be COSPLAY like everyone else.

Finally, he got the chamber of secrets, destroyed (part of) the Great Devil, and saved his classmates.

However, at the end of the semester, the headmaster announced that students don't have to take the exam because there have been too many dangerous incidents. Hermione, who has already turned the examination room into her own talent show, is obviously unhappy in the cheers of a bunch of scum!

The bitter gourd face of "I am so angry, but I still have to keep smiling" is also an expression pack!

In Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban in 2004, Hermione finished all the courses, and was also responsible for helping Harry and Ron clear Sirius' grievances. What's more, she helped save Buckbeak, a winged Gryphon who was sentenced to death. Super busy.

Hermione, who is on the run every day, has officially entered the girlhood and started to pull away. Her figure is getting better and better, and she is full of domineering.

Confronted by Xiong Haizi and Malfoy, as every child bullied on campus expected, Hermione's punches were super handsome!

In 2005, Hogwarts ushered in the Triwizard Competition, which produced the story of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.

Hanging out with each other every day, Harry and Ron naturally didn't find that their good friend Hermione had really turned into an attractive girl, but Bloom, an international superstar from a friendship school, liked Hermione very much and invited her to be the dance partner of the Warriors' opening dance.

Hermione was so angry that she dressed herself up. This time, she appeared, which surprised three magic schools, Ron and us all.

Let's take a closer look. There is really a feeling that an ugly duckling becomes a swan, and confident little eyes seem to get full marks on the stage.

In 2007, in "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix", Harry's soul was connected with the Great Devil and saw all kinds of actions of the Great Devil. Only Hermione and Ron believed Harry's story and accompanied him in the battle with the Great Devil.

According to the popular saying, her appearance is "full of aggression".

In harry potter and the half-blood prince in 2009, Ron, a childhood friend, had a philandering girlfriend, and Hermione's classmates were heartbroken. Ah, the feelings of teenagers ~

In 20 1 1 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Hermione and Ron had a clear emotional line before the official war.

It's beginning to sprout full of femininity. There's a girl growing up in my family! Happy face!

We, quietly watching Hermione 10 years on the screen.

Time flies, the lovely little loli has become a real beauty.

We grew up with her, so did we.

Being with Harry is too heavy.

It's easy to be with Ron

In fact, in the hearts of our fans, Hermione was worthy of Harry!

After the robbery, Hermione hugged Harry, but shook hands with Ron awkwardly. We obviously smell the faint smell of dog food!

On Yan value-

Harry, how cute!

On strength-

Harry is the star of salvation, a soldier at Hogwarts.

Hermione is a first-year think tank strategist.

Super close. Okay!

However, when these two people are together, they are always concerned about the country's righteousness, always worried and never smile.

Without Ron, of course, there is interdependence between the hero and the female senior, but it seems that there is always a little less relaxation.

Between Harry and Hermione, there is loyalty, trust and appreciation of life and death. . .

Precious enough, but it has nothing to do with men and women, not love.

With Ron, this "not so smart" Ron, like a magnet, always attracts Harry and Hermione's attention and makes the atmosphere of the trio relaxed as a whole.

Hermione and Ron together, the painting style is more obvious.

Even playing the piano quietly has a sweet sense of boredom.

Many people say that Harry and Hermione are too powerful, while Ginny and Ron are willing to help, make sacrifices and be behind the scenes.

It is also said that because Ron comes from an ancient wizard family, which is where the orphan Harry and Hermione, who are muggle-born, yearn to belong, Harry chose Ginny and Hermione chose Ron.

This is also, depending on feelings, too practical.

"Because I am strong, I need a weak person to be my background board!"

"Because I am not the mainstream class, I need a springboard to integrate into this society!"

What logic is this!

No, love, not need.

Love is a pity, approval and relaxed smile.

Ron of the poor family

So rich in spirit

Ron grew up in poor Weasley parents.

A pair of ordinary parents, six brothers and sisters of all kinds.

This is the superior living conditions that this family did not give Ron brand-new books, delicious snacks, fashionable clothes, lovely pets and other children to enjoy, but this loving family gave Ron the richest spiritual wealth.

If Hermione and Ron's love must be separated for one reason, then, I think, it is not a damn "strong woman should always have a supporting role", but because of Ron's truly excellent and valuable quality:

First of all, Ron is a boy/man who can really adjust his mind.

Ron, as a supporting role, is always considered inferior to Hermione and Harry;

Not rigorous enough for Hermione, and not as important as Harry.

However, under Harry's dazzling light and Hermione's excellent performance, Ron, who loves to joke, feels inferior to his own ordinary and envies Harry and Hermione's Ron, because he is jealous of Ron who left the trio and returned to the trio because of his righteousness. . . More real, can become the heart of two good friends, but also let us see the real growth.

In the last chapter of the story, Ron and Hermione's children inexplicably asked their parents on the platform leading to Hogwarts, "Why is everyone staring at us?"

Ron said casually, "Don't bother about it, I'm too famous."

He finally relieved, finally no longer bothered by the light of his companions.

Then, Ron has real loyalty and human light.

In Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, Ron rides on the back of a wizard's chess to help Harry tide over the difficulties at the expense of himself.

In Harry Potter And The Prisoner Of Azkaban, the trio met Sirius. At that time, Sirius had not been proved innocent, and the trio thought he was crazy and cruel.

Ron hurt his leg, but when he thought Sirius was going to kill Harry, he stood in front of Harry and said to Sirius:

"If you want to kill Harry, you will kill the three of us."

This sentence made Sirius extremely moved.

This sentence makes the image of the scum of the primary school suddenly tall.

At the end of the story, the trio wandered aimlessly, looking for the deathly Hallows that could defeat the Great Devil:

Harry, who is destined to live only with Voldemort, is ready to die;

Hermione, who was born in Muggle, simply washed away her parents' memories and resolutely walked with Harry.

But what about Ron? He is a pure wizard, he has the natural protection of his identity, and he doesn't have to fight with his life.

So, he hesitated, he chickened out.

But he finally decided to come back and fight alongside Harry and Hermione!

Not in the corner, also afraid, but still indomitable.

Isn't this more just and brave?

Finally, Ron has been changing because of Hermione.

Hermione launched the house-elf liberation movement in the fourth grade, which is absurd and unreasonable for all wizard families.

However, Hermione, who comes from an ordinary family, is persistent in caring for the vulnerable groups and speaking out for justice. Do not understand timing, even if timing is not supported.

And what about the attitude of her little friend?

Harry disagreed, did not refute, and tried to change the subject.

Ron, who was born in a wizard's family, was deeply rooted in the education that "elves like to work and like to be enslaved" since childhood, and completely felt that Hermione was full.

However, only three years later, before the final Hogwarts War, it was Ron, the first house elf who remembered Hogwarts School, who wanted to let them escape.

Ron, take Hermione's words to heart.

Ron, because of Hermione, he really changed his mind from childhood.

Ron, try to understand, accept and practice your lover's thoughts.

What a great love this is.

The best marriage in the world

No one has ever been strong or weak.

Because I saw Ron's spiritual richness, and because I saw Ron's respect for himself. Our Hermione, so excellent, didn't choose Harry who everyone looks "great"-

She knows that Ron has the same "greatness", which is more suitable for her and loves her "greatness" more.

The best marriage in the world, no one is strong and who is weak.

The best marriage in the world is only spiritual equality.

Of course, there are laughter and relaxation when we get along.

Like Hermione and Ron.