Shuozhou dialect joke

People who love to laugh are never too bad luck, so do you like to laugh? I have collected a lot of funny jokes in Shuozhou dialect here. Let's have a look! Maybe I can beat your laughing blood!

1. A Yin Shan went to her home in Shuozhou. When entering the door, Yin Shan said, "Tie up your dog." Shuozhou said, "Report a mile." Yin Shan asked, "Can I come in?" Shuozhou people said "report" again, and then Yinshan people went in and were bitten by dogs. Shuozhou people said helplessly, "I told you to report, report, and you came in."

2. Shuozhou dialect travels westward: Later, a noisy girl lay in front of her and ignored her. It's good to think of her before she knows there are no other daughters. If God can give her another chance, she will say, "You are a bastard!" " If the daughter is hurt again, she will say to her, "I can see you!" " !

3. Shuozhou people pursue their boyfriends and say, "Hey, that baby, come here, Mr. and Mrs. Zhang are widows. It's lovely to see you in the bag, and it's good to see you two. " The foreign man said, "I'm sorry, girl, I dare not provoke you." Shuozhou woman said, "You don't like the length of the bag, but you are gentle. "The foreign man said," I still want to find a beautiful and gentle person. "Shuozhou woman said angrily," This is a real defeat, but it can make you prosperous. You expect your head to be sharp. If you wipe your face and dig properly, you will be lucky. "If you wake up, you can't ask someone, but you can also ask who that person is. I really want to turn it over. "

4. Two fairy birds: There have been two fairy birds on the tree for a long time. The female bird said to the male bird, What are you squeezing? You have to endure noodles for a long time, and you can't hold a sweater to make you old! The male bird said: you are just bored. When you get old, you will show your blue! Mother bird said, your melon tree sounds good, but you decided that pressing a bag is a knife. You are shameless. The male bird said: I said that the fire can't be green inside, and the kiln is more disturbing than the cheeks. You are a cripple. Mother bird: Zalan, don't press the sweater blue. The bag says it can't be blue! It's really treacherous and hard work …

5. Shuozhou people go to the restaurant: waiter, take an ashtray and wrap the arc lamp. You can't pull it out with water. Pour some boiling water into the bag, take the cloth from the tower, grab it and find it.

6. When attending the Songkran Festival, Shuozhou people suddenly shouted: "Who grabbed the shot? Who collapsed? Why are you shameless? " The tour guide enthusiastically told me, "He threw you a blessing." Shuozhou people: "Oh! I don't know, that gun is boiling water! "

7. Shuozhou People's TV Station broadcasts for you: Sit on a stool, sit on a stool for a long time, and ask a famous singer to sing "Looking for Mom in a Bucket" for everyone!

8. Ye Lai went to the street, ate a wonderful Gotha, thought of you when he ate in Wan Li, and cried when he cried in Wan Li. I don't think you can be blue, so you will pay back the money more often.

9. It is incomprehensible to ask about the toilets in the street. Raise your voice and bravely ask the police: "hello ... excuse me!" Mao pricked the bud and wanted to let it go. "

10. Oh, my God, you went out and poured Nasa, and accidentally fell into the ash. An old man came over, grabbed the neckline and slipped up, cursing: which climbs long goods! Just ugly. Wow! Is it wrinkled? !

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