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6. When I was a child, my teacher told me that it was all in people's bodies.

A diligent little man, a hesitant little man.

Sometimes they fight. In primary school, diligent villains often put laziness.

The lazy villain was beaten out of the water and was tied in junior high school.

I was lazy in high school, and villains often won. but

When I got to college, I suddenly found out that they stopped playing, damn it.

Fen villain was killed!

7. It took a class to finish the lesson "Virtue, Virtue, Virtue".

"usage is different, the Chinese teacher finally let Xiao Ming come.

To sum it up. Xiao Ming thought for a moment and said, "My land needs to be fought."

Sweep. "

8. In class, classmate A fell asleep. Suddenly his hand

The machine rang, "tell the emperor that there is a unruly person who asks for an audience and someone answers."

Or cut? "Suddenly, the whole class was silent. After that, one

No one in the class calls my classmates any more. ...

9. I once thought of going swimming temporarily, just in the supermarket.

I bought a pair of cheap swimming trunks in the city because there were no other colors.

, only red. As a result, I didn't expect the swimming trunks to fade.

When I was soaking in the pool, a wisp oozed from my lower body.

Red came out and rippled in the water ... an uncle swam past me.

Edge, looked at my red "blood", and looked at it.

Looking at my naked upper body, for an instant, his expression was very

conflict ...