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A short and funny opening line. A short and humorous opening line for a tour guide.
1. Our car is already driving on the highway. Brothers and sisters should not move around in their seats to avoid danger caused by driving too fast.
2. There is a song called "Go Home Often", and there is a desire to go out often, which is about traveling. Traveling is important, but safety is the most important. It is said that the world is like a book. If you have not traveled, you may have read only one page of the book: now we are traveling together, let us read this page that belongs to China together. Next, let's read the first chapter: This is a page belonging to XX. The first section is the big call, which is our first stop of the day.
3. We all got up very early and haven’t had time to have breakfast, so I hope that everyone will put the leftover melons, fruits and pear peels into a convenient bag, and the chef will clean it for everyone when they get off the car. , this car will accompany us for X days, and I hope everyone can continue a good environment.
4. Tourists, hello, I am your tour guide. Please look to the left, there is Heilongjiang. Please look to the right, there is still Heilongjiang.
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