How do you say "new york Times" in English?

English joke: For the sake of safety.

In the cinema, during a performance, an audience stood up, walked past a row of seats and entered the hall. A few minutes later, he came back and asked the man sitting in the front row:

"Excuse me, did I step on your foot when I went out just now?"

"Yes, but it doesn't matter. It doesn't hurt at all.

"Oh, no, it's not like that. I just want to make sure this is my row. "

Make sure you're right.

In a cinema, an audience stood up during the performance and walked along his row to the lounge. A few minutes later, he returned to the row and asked the person sitting in the first place:

"Excuse me, did I step on your foot when I went out just now?"

"Yes, but it doesn't matter. It doesn't hurt at all. "

"Oh, no, that's not what I mean. I just want to make sure that this is my ranking. "

It's not her fault that mom is too busy to do her homework.

Teacher: Mike, you always ask your father to do your homework for you, and this time it's like this. ...

Teacher: Mike, you always ask your father to help you with your homework. This time …

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Mike: I'm sorry, sir. I don't want him to do it at first, but my mother is too busy.

Mike: Sorry, sir. I wasn't going to ask my father to help me with this homework, but my mother was too busy.

Always thirsty

"I had an operation," a man said to his friend. "The doctor left a sponge in me."

"It's terrible!" The friend said. "Does it hurt?"

"No, but I'm always thirsty!"

Always feel thirsty

A man said to his friend, "I had an operation and the doctor left a sponge in my body after the operation."

"That's too bad!" The friend said, "Do you feel pain?"

"No, but I always feel thirsty."

The little boy doesn't like the appearance of barking dogs.

"Never mind," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: barking dogs don't bite? "

"Ah, yes," the little boy replied.

"I know this proverb, but does the dog also know this proverb?"

Does the dog know this proverb, too

A little boy dislikes the way dogs bark very much.

"Never mind," said a gentleman. "Don't be afraid. Do you know the proverb: "Barking dogs don't bite." "

"Oh, I know, but does the dog know?"

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