7 super funny jokes urgently needed

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A beautiful girl kept a parrot. One day the girl was taking a bath in the bathroom, and the parrot said: "I see it, I see it."

The girl angrily said to the parrot: "If you scream again, I will pluck all your hair."

The next day a bald guest came to the house, and the parrot secretly flew to the guest's shoulder and whispered: "Did you also see

?"

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A man bought a parrot and wanted to teach it civilized language, so every morning Everyone said "Good morning" when passing by it.

He said that he was not in good spirits this morning, so he said nothing when passing by it. The bird stared at him coldly and said:

"Hey, what's wrong with you today?"

3.

Da Li bought a parrot. As soon as he entered the house, he couldn't wait to make the bird talk.

"Your speech?" Da Li stretched his neck to tease. The parrot didn't respond.

"Your speech is rare." Da Li picked up a worm to lure him. The parrot still didn't respond.

"If you don't speak, you will die!" Da Li threatened with a sullen face.

Suddenly, the parrot stiffened its neck and shouted: "Down with Japanese imperialism!

4.

One evening, Cindy came home from work, She was cooking and preparing dinner as usual, but she found that the kitchen sink drain pipe seemed to be blocked, so she called the plumber William, hoping that he could help repair it.

He agreed immediately, and he said he would go to Cindy's house to check it out tomorrow afternoon because it was during Cindy's working hours.

So Cindy told him: "I will leave the key at the door." Under the steps, you can come in by yourself. I have an Akita

dog. It is very well-behaved, so you don’t have to worry. Also, I have a parrot, which is a troublesome guy. When you come in, no matter what it says to you. Remember! Never talk to a parrot. "Although William was full of doubts after hearing this, he

still said yes.

The next afternoon, William arrived at Cindy's house on time, entered the door and began to repair the kitchen sink. The dog He was very good.

He didn't bark or yell at him. The parrot kept talking and yelling at him. At first, William remembered Cindy's instructions and ignored him. He kept yelling. After a while, William finally couldn't bear it any more, and he yelled at the parrot: "Shutup!" You big stupid bird! "

The parrot was stunned for a moment, and William thought his roar had some effect.

Then, he heard the parrot imitating Cindy's voice and saying: "Doggy! Go bite him! "Then I heard a scream from the kitchen. (

5.

Little x went to the bird market again. He found a The price of the parrot was 3 yuan.

So he asked the seller: Why is your parrot so cheap?

Seller: Damn it, I taught it well! It's been a long time. Until now, I can only say one sentence - "Who is it?"

Xiao x thought it was cheap anyway, so he bought it.

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When he got home in the evening, he thought, "I'm not a believer and I can't understand you!", so Xiao "Who is it?", so Xiao Little Z, "Dong dong dong..." (knock on the door)

Parrot: Who is it?

Little Z: The water pipe repairer.

Little z: The water pipe repairer

Parrot: Who?

Little z: The water pipe repairer. >

At night, Xiao x came back and saw a man lying on the ground at the door of his house, foaming at the mouth.

Little x: Yo~! Who is this?

I heard a parrot in the house: a water pipe repairer.

6.

Little x especially likes parrots. One day he went to the bird market and found a parrot selling for 30,000 yuan.

He was very curious, so he asked the buyer: Why is your parrot so expensive?

Buyer: My parrot is smart! Can say anything.

When Xiao x heard that it was so smart, he bought it without mercy.

He was very happy when he got home in the evening. Just play with the parrot.

Little x: I can walk

Parrot: I can walk

Little x: I can run

Parrot: I can run

Little x: I can fly

Parrot: You are bragging!

7.

When Dasha entered a certain country, he brought a parrot with him.

The customs officer stopped him and said, "Sir! Even your parrot has to pay taxes."

"How much should you pay?"

"Live It's only $50, but it's only $15 if it's a specimen!"

At this time, I heard the parrot yelling hoarsely: "Dasha! Don't be stingy!"