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B: That's right.
A: Crosstalk actors pay attention to speaking, learning and singing. What a good crosstalk performer! He is good at telling long jokes, short jokes, one-liners and others.
B: This is the basic skill of crosstalk performers.
A: Crosstalk performers should be smart. When I have a brainwave, I have to say it myself,
B: Right, right, right.
A: Watch your language, too.
B: Yes.
A: I like you.
B: I'm especially suitable for it.
A: What's appropriate? These lips are like shoes!
Is it that thick?
A: It is not appropriate to say crosstalk with your mouth.
B: who is not suitable? I'm telling you, you're smart.
A: Yes.
You have a clean mouth.
A: You.
B: Say anything!
A: Don't brag. I will test you in front of teachers and colleagues. Anyway, let's talk.
What do you mean, anyway?
A: I say a word, you turn it over and say it again. Being able to say it is smart!
B: We can try.
A: I'll be right there. My desk.
B: Yes. . . . . .
My desk.
My desk.
Well, how can you be so stupid? When I say my desk, you must say I have a sub-desk.
Oh, I see.
I see! Let's get started. From head to toe! See how you react!
B: No problem!
A: My head.
B: I'm stupid, I'm stupid!
A: My forehead,
B: I have no brain!
A: My eyebrows.
I have no eyes!
A: My eyes.
I am a pig's eye. What a pity!
My nose.
My nose.
My nose is broken.
I measure my nose. Why should I measure him?
I did it!
B: Yes. . . . . . I bite you!
Why did you bite me?
B: How to translate this word!
What do you mean?
You have to say a lot.
A: Oh, tell me more. All right! I have teeth in my stomach.
I took another bite of my tooth. I'm a monster! Can you change the words?
A: Don't talk? Report the characters in the novel first!
What is a novel?
Answer: Just report the names in Journey to the West.
B: Come on!
I am Tang Sanlu.
B: My name is Lu.
A: I am Zhu Bajie.
I am a pig.
A: I'm Friar Sand.
B: I'm Sanzang. How can I be three more monks?
I'm Monkey Sun.
B: I'm a monkey grandson! Say something nice!
A: Yes, let's go to the garden and sign up for the flowers.
Go to the garden? That's good.
But before I go to the garden, I have a request.
B: What requirements!
A: It's faster than just now. It's time to act.
B: I can do it with my actions, right? (Take part in armor and walk around the stage like a couple)
A: What! I mean, when you visit the garden, you should point these two fingers at your nose. It's beautiful, right?
No problem, I am the most beautiful person!
Then let's start now.
B: OK.
I go shopping in the garden.
I go shopping in the garden.
A: I'm Peony.
B: I'm Peony.
I am a peony flower.
B: I'm Peony.
I'm Molly.
I am jasmine.
I am a dog's tail flower
I am a dog with a flower tail.
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