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What's it like to have a male doctor's girlfriend?

I am the director of andrology, and my girlfriend is an intern in the treatment room 1 1 year! In the practice of urology, the most common method of indwelling catheter for patients is to do vaginal scrubbing nursing, that is, soak sterile cotton balls with disinfectant and scrub external genitalia and catheter according to the principle of aseptic operation to prevent urinary tract infection.

I remember once, the patient was an old man in his fifties. He took off his trousers and was naked in front of our eyes. The little girl felt particularly wronged, especially unable to accept the facts in front of her, and tears fell, so she cried while doing it ... To tell the truth, as an uncle, she just started to enter the male industry and felt uncomfortable.

Playing with men's things every day, taking prostatic fluid, doing prostate massage ... I want to quit my job several times ... What's more, I am an inexperienced little girl. My original wish to heal the wounded and rescue the dying was so vulnerable in the face of naked reality! Seeing her like this, the patient was embarrassed and the scene was embarrassing. I said, "Take a break first" until I finish treating this patient.

The little girl sent me a message: I can't accept such close contact with a strange man for the first time. I said, whether it is a female patient or a male patient, because they are all patients in our eyes, our job is to provide services to alleviate the suffering of patients and help them recover. I believe you will not forget the original intention of studying medicine and the nightingale oath!

Doctor is a profession that needs professionalism. Your words and deeds, smiles and smiles will affect the patient's mood and subsequent treatment! You need constant exercise to overcome psychological pressure and become a qualified doctor! Since then, I have arranged circumcision for patients every time. Of course, some patients will get erections when they meet beautiful girls of the same age.