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The fragment of the detailed description is about 5 words.
5-word fragment of detail description 1
1. Teacher Chen is meticulous and serious in teaching. However, it is so approachable and warm to communicate with my classmates in my spare time. Teacher Chen is not stingy with her smile at all. When she is in contact with her, she always gives us a feeling of spring breeze. She likes to laugh, and when she hears that classmate tell a joke, she will laugh her head off. When she heard our naive questions, she must have bent over with laughter. Seeing our funny expressions and actions, she will surely laugh; Seeing that we have made a little progress, she will certainly show a gratified smile? Her laughter, like golden sunshine, has been projected into our hearts.
2. Father, he has a little white hair, looks very old, and there are some wrinkles on his forehead, which may be the wrinkles to maintain the burden of our family life. These big eyes are embedded under his crescent-shaped eyebrows, and there is a dark red mouth under his tall and straight nose. My father often wears a brown jacket on his upper body and trousers with patches on his lower body. Because my father is a carpenter, he is often scratched by a knife and stained with Japanese glue when he works. A pair of ordinary cloth shoes constitute a love scene.
3. About Grandpa Liu, as an ordinary farmer, he has arrived in seventy years of age and finally got a clear view. But he is still an old habit, neither supercilious nor supercilious, nor deceives the world, and he is an old man with high cultural accomplishment. He has endured all kinds of social pressures that others can't bear, and also suffered from the hardships of life that others dare not eat. His life has been busy for field production, diligent for taking part-time poems and articles, and hardworking for educating his children. During his farming period, he increased his output to the forefront of the country, and his cultural accomplishment was unprecedented. All the children are working outside the home. The daughter-in-law is a national high school teacher, and the grandson is a college student of North China University. They are all very filial, and every one or two days, they will talk to Grandpa Six on the phone, asking about the cold and asking about the temperature, and they will live without hesitation.
4. My elder sister is two years older than me. She is pretty, but she is just a? Empty vase? Her mouth is not as clever as mine. Every time I quarrel with her, she is told by me? Crying? .
5. Grandpa Liu didn't make a long speech, but he told the respective characteristics of poetry, the history of the same origin and the complicated relationship between them clearly, vividly and interestingly, which made people suddenly enlightened; I also benefited a lot from his literary knowledge, and I was more pleased with it. This simple skill comes from his in-depth study of poetry, and it is also his own studious pursuit of progress and hard practice. In the years of life, he is not afraid of fatigue, illness, and that kind of strong will. I believe that Grandpa Liu's health will be able to recover soon.
6. Grandpa Liu is from the same village as me, ranking the sixth among family members, and is the same generation as my grandfather, so we call him Grandpa Liu. Grandpa Liu is honest, good at poems and couplets, and often helps people outside the village to write all kinds of papers and reports. When he meets the dispute between rats and birds in the countryside, he will make peace with them. After Mr. Liu's word is broken, both sides can only be convinced.
7. Grandpa Liu is my teacher, and I often listen to him talk about poetry and papers, society and life. His tone is not high, but his character and wisdom are always refreshing and enlightening. Therefore, I am greatly influenced by him in poetry, and I also know the close relationship between composition and life, as the ancients said? Be upright and upright, be a noble song? The truth. Grandpa Liu is such a down-to-earth person, with the temperament of a poet and philosopher, compassion for others, the pursuit of sincerity, the emphasis on friendship, the distinction between truth and falsehood, and repeated remarks? Patriotism is not behind others? .
8. My mother is thirty-six years old and has been working as a salesman in the company. She is neither tall nor short, with a round face and a pair of bright eyes, which is very amiable. Every time I sit next to my mother, I feel particularly warm. My mother is the most grateful person in my life, because my mother trained me from an ignorant baby to a knowledgeable pupil, so I was moved by many things my mother did.
9. In life, my father is like a lamp that will never go out, always caring for me everywhere; In my study, I patiently and meticulously pointed out the subtle mistakes in my homework. My father wants me to be a good boy who is studious, inquisitive, law-abiding and caring for others. Once, I found 5 cents at school and went home happily to tell my father that I thought he would say I was lucky and got a bargain, but my father solemnly said: This kind of thing happened to my father when I was young. Don't you want to lose money in a hurry? You should give it to your teacher. Fifty cents is a small thing, but it can reflect a person's deep character. . Later, I gave the money to the owner and felt very happy in my heart.
1. Speaking of his darling? Brother fu? He is always in high spirits. Brother fu? As his only son, he certainly dotes on him. The little guy often snuggles up in his arms and plays coquetry, not only in the morning? Hello, dad! ? He will also run to the door to meet him after work. He often goes to make up lessons for students. Brother fu? He always cooks food and water for him at home and waits for him to come back. He said that although there are many unsatisfactory things in this world, he will be very happy as long as his son is around.
11. He is also a martial arts expert, isn't he? Jiuyin white bone claw? The heir of. Come to my house if you don't believe me! Under my dad's neck? Flush? Is the best proof. He doesn't mess with anyone but dad. Well, I can't help it. I'm very energetic. Every day, dad jumps up and down with his arm on his arm, which no one else can do (except, of course, people with great strength).
12. He has regular facial features, a healthy atmosphere in his brow, bright eyes and a straight police uniform, which sets him off majestically. I always see this familiar figure when I pass the intersection near my school every day. Every time I see him, I feel respect in my heart. Our school is located in a residential area. When going to school and leaving school, the flow of people is very large. At this time, we can always see him directing the traffic silently and skillfully. Whether it is windy or rainy, cold or hot, he always sticks to his post.
13. My heart seemed to stop for a few seconds when my grandmother saw me faint. Later, my panicked grandmother went to the hospital to buy medicine with heavy steps. This dark night was still so cruel and heartless, and I was unwilling to give a little star light to illuminate my grandmother's road at night. If heaven is sentimental, it is old, but it turns out that heaven is heartless. It can't tolerate grandma's clumsy steps all the time, making her fall on the road. The cold wind blows mercilessly on her, as if she thought that the ruthlessness of other things was not enough. But grandma was not knocked down by this little difficulty. She propped up her tired body and sent the medicine to me. She pushed me while still dreaming with the medicine, and shouted in haste. I opened my sleepy eyes and saw grandma's anxious face. I took the medicine, looked at my grandmother's clothes and noticed something different. I knew it.
14. In our impression, Mr. Ma is always very busy, not only in charge of managing the youth league branch of the school, but also presiding over the meetings of the school? Basically, it is rare to see her when she is free. But even so, she still cares about us, study, discipline and interpersonal communication? When you are free, please let us go to the office and talk about the recent study, even the little things in life. For us? Not in the same class Teacher Ma took great pains to teach us how to be a man and how to study. Play
15. When I was young, I always loved to hold my mother's hand. Every time I go shopping with my mother, I will hold her hand tightly. Because as long as I follow my mother, I will meet many interesting things. Every time I go shopping with my mother and see something delicious and novel, I will hold my mother's hand and ask her to buy this and that for me. If my mother says no, I will hold her hand more tightly, coquetry her and look at her with longing and pity, but she can't help me. When I was a child, every time I held my mother's hand, I always felt safe, warm and full of happiness.
16. In my class, my handwriting is the worst, so the teacher tried to help me and make my handwriting better. Every day, the teacher took pains to teach me to write in the classroom and at home, taught me the skills and methods of writing, the method of holding a pen and the sitting posture of writing, and taught me hand in hand. With the careful help of the teacher, I have achieved very good results. So I admire her from the bottom of my heart.
17. In a semi-bright room, a little girl is moving a small stool. Look, she actually steps on it to cook. ? Boom? 1, the oil splashed out, dripping on her white and tender skin, burning her skin. It seems that she was scared. First, she panicked and staggered and fell. Probably it really hurt! She frowned, flattened her mouth, and tears swirled in her eyes, as if she would fall like a broken pearl at any time. But it seems that she suddenly thought of something, stretched out her little hand and wiped it a few times around her eyes to wipe away her tears. The little body stood up again. She patted the dirt on her body and stepped on the bench again. When she fell, she would get up by herself. Even though she fell and was covered with scars, she still stood up again and again.
18. In my life, the first teacher was my mother. My mother taught me to walk. At first, I always wrestled, and I was tired of my mother not bothering me. Mother saw me fall down many times, but she still couldn't bear to teach me, she said; ? You should keep an eye on where you want to go, so that you won't fall when you walk. Come and try! ? Sure enough, I miraculously walked a long way, and this experience was deeply branded in my heart. My mother also taught me to speak, and I followed my mother's mouth and finally I learned to speak.
19. In my study, he is my teacher-my strict father. My father helped me a lot in my studies. Once, my academic performance declined, and my father gave me a lecture every night. At that time, I didn't understand my father, and I didn't understand until after the final exam. In the process of my father telling me the questions, I learned from my father that I should do the questions carefully and read them thoroughly so as to understand the meaning of the questions and write the correct answers, thus improving my academic performance.
2. This bun is a foodie. As soon as I saw that someone else had something to eat, I walked up to that person pitifully and said? * * *, you are the best, will you give me something to eat? Look, I'm starving! ? After that, he sucked the small belly in and showed it to that person. If that person still doesn't give it to him, then the bun will follow him, even if he goes to the toilet, he will follow his ass until he asks for mercy and gives him something to eat.
5-word fragment about the detailed description 2
1. When the opportunity came, I crept up and looked at it. It turned out to be a mosquito, staring at it, thinking: Dead mosquito, I thought you were a powerful species. You are such a little broken thing that you dare to disturb this girl's homework. I think you are impatient. Let me give you a ride. I picked up the fly swatter angrily, walked carefully to the mosquito's side and slapped it hard. Pa? I thought the mosquito was killed and I happily picked up the fly swatter. Who knows, the mosquito escaped from my palm. I sneered, thinking: little thing, you played hide-and-seek with me. Last time I let you go, this time it's not that simple. I picked up the fly swatter again and started the second battle.
2. Today, as usual, I took a stroll in the community by bike after dinner. I was full of confidence in my driving skills, but unexpectedly, the tire slipped. Dong? 1 of, mercilessly fell to the ground. I tried to stand up, and as a result, my feet moved, and the pain became more and more intense, such as cutting with a knife and stabbing with a needle, eroding every nerve of mine. Look carefully, it's broken! The blood on the right foot is slowly flowing out, and it is dyed red, which is shocking!
3. In science class this afternoon, the science teacher asked me to make a simple anemometer. I prepared materials after I got home. The materials are: cardboard, watering, pottery flowerpot, square paper, ruler, plasticine, scissors, pencil, a bamboo stick and two straws? The first step is to cut the cardboard into triangles. Step 2, divide the triangle into two parts, cut both ends of the straw, insert one end in the upper part of the triangle and the other end in the lower part of the triangle to make an arrow. The third step is to insert the bamboo stick in the middle of the straw. Step 4, put the flowerpot on the paper and draw two circles along the outside of the flowerpot and along the inner hole. Step five, cut off the parts outside the outer ring and inside the inner ring, and stick the circle to the bottom of the flowerpot with glue. Step six. Fix it. Step 7, insert the arrow into the straw, and it becomes a simple anemometer.
4. I started fishing. I gripped the fishing rod and threw the fishing line hard. I kept staring at the fishing line, motionless for fear of scaring off the fish. After fishing for a long time, I was full of sweat and thought: persistence is victory. At this point, the fishing rod moved slightly, and I felt a burst of joy, thinking: I hope it is a fat and big fish. I lifted the pole hard and saw a big fish appear in front of my eyes. I was overjoyed and shouted: I caught a fish. ? Then I carefully took down the big fish, and finally I caught dozens of them at one go.
5. I looked at him with vicious eyes at dinner that night. He picked up my chopsticks like a confession, put a small piece of tofu in it, and stood up to feed me carefully. I thought at that time: I have a long memory and know that I think he is dirty, so I use my chopsticks. I naturally opened my mouth, but it was strange that he poured chopsticks in my mouth. I was shocked and felt that the trend was not good. Suddenly, the tofu fell, and my father was distracted to pick up the tofu. As soon as I saw chopsticks leave my mouth, I immediately closed my mouth. I stared at him and asked him what he wanted to do just now. Dad confessed like a prisoner. After listening, my mother and I suddenly realized and burst into laughter. Dad really tried his best to pull out my tooth.
6. First of all, I scooped a small spoonful of sugar and poured it on the crawling snail, only to see it immediately shrink into the shell. However, it only took two seconds for it to stick its head out and crawl away slowly. I poured white wine into a basin, and then put the snail in. I thought it would die, too, but I found that its ass was stretching and shrinking. I didn't get discouraged, so I went on with the next experiment. When I poured vinegar on the snail, the snail first shrank into its shell and finally gradually stopped moving. Finally, I took out my killer? Salt. I scooped a spoonful of salt and poured it on the snail, only to see it retract immediately. Soon, a pool of water appeared around the shell. The snail stopped moving and turned into a yellow qianzi.
7. I like going to the bookstore very much. I stay for an hour or two. I like to read Aunt Yang Hongying's works best. Recently, I watched Aunt Yang Hongying's latest masterpiece, The Reason for Love for Zaizai. Among them, I admire the noble character of Zaizai. Every time I walk into the bookstore, my hands are empty, but every time I walk out of the bookstore, I will definitely hold a bunch of books in my hands. It often makes mom and dad physically overdrawn and their wallets flat.
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