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The satisfaction of eating durian is full of sentences.

I like durian, jackfruit and cherry very much. My father said that he was born in poverty and had a rich mouth.

I said I wanted to eat durian, so I got durian to eat. I'm not happy to have durian, but someone keeps my words in mind.

Even if someone scoffs, there will always be people who are lovesick.

This year, I will go to Thailand to eat durian, ride an elephant and hold a shemale, one in each hand.

5. What kind of experience is it for a girlfriend to love durian? It is to have a durian shop with long-term cooperation.

6. Big Brother likes durian and jackfruit, but the sugar is high. The main goal this year is to help lose weight and help digestion. You still have to cook by yourself, or you'll have to beep.

7. I wanted to eat durian Melaleuca for the third time, but I was discouraged by the snow-white sun in Guangzhou. It's too hot. I was an Antarctic penguin in my last life, so I am afraid of the heat.

8. I always feel that I said I would never eat durian again this year, but I started eating it again. It's so sweet and delicious.

9. The orchid crab is super fresh and tender, and the durian blooms super well, and it is full and there is still some left.

10. A cold in rainy days is more suitable for eating durian in bed.

1 1. Don't sing with the microphone after eating durian, if the microphone is still needed.

12. If I had been sitting under the durian tree, my work would not be so easy now.

13. Want to eat cherry, durian, litchi, mangosteen and peach.

14. If I can cross, I must eat a durian in front of Newton's house.

15. I ate a durian this morning. I hope I don't have to burp again.

17. No one really eats durian in the middle of the night.

18. A person ate a durian the other day, and then got angry.

19. Durian doesn't want to stop either.

20. Why can't eating durian and soaking feet every day relieve dysmenorrhea?

The sentence 2: 2 1 full of satisfaction in eating durian. This taste is simply too high.

22. Durian is like a hedgehog, a solid sphere with many hard thorns on its surface.

23. Eating durian is a bit addictive recently, and strawberries don't want to stop.

24. I bought durian crisp today. I like durian very much, but durian crisp really stinks me.

I eat durian twice a week. If I eat like that every week, I can't keep it alive.

26. After eating durian, I feel that the whole world belongs to me.

27. Durian, it has no beautiful appearance, smooth skin and attractive taste. People avoid it when they see it. I have the same fate as it. I have no beautiful appearance, no clever mind, no lovely smile, only a mediocre life! Therefore, durian and I are good friends, because we are in the same boat!

28. I don't like durian. You like durian. I like it if I like it. You have to drag me to say that durian is so delicious. How could you not like it? Durian is the best in the world. It is wrong that you don't like durian.

29. Eating durian was rejected by her husband, saying how a beautiful girl likes something.

30. I really like desserts. Every bite is great, which means I like durian, but it's delicious.

3 1. Durian pulp contains a variety of vitamins, rich in nutrition and unique in flavor, and is known as the king of fruits.

You can refrain from eating, but you can't help eating durian.

33. Happiness is: I said I wanted to eat durian, and then I really received durian. I am not happy to have durian to eat, but to be remembered and treated with care.

Everything looks delicious. I'm starving. I'm starving. I really want to eat snail powder durian pizza.

35. I was a durian in my last life.

36. It's true that my wife hasn't eaten durian pizza for too long! It's delicious. Take a bite from every tip.

37. What are the conditions for eating durian on the way to work in the morning? It's Versailles

38. After eating McDonald's all day, I ate a lot of durian in the evening.

39. Save people ... Why is durian still so smelly when it is dry? I had to eat a dried durian for your kindness, but now I feel like vomiting. It's too uncomfortable.

40. Today is also the day to eat durian cake and mung bean cake. I broke down without a holiday for half a month.

Forty common expressions of coquetry and cute girls.

Spoiling and selling cute girls are full of feelings (Part I) 1. If I don't please you, you can fall in love with me directly.

2. Give you half the juice and love to share it with each other.

I am so cute that even mosquitoes will bite me.

I am a gift from God and a princess from God. I want you to be biased towards me for no reason. The world is full of flowers. It is my great honor to meet you.

No matter in the past or now, my love for you will never change.

This boy is spoiled because he wants you to spoil him. He cares about him more, and he doesn't rule out being bored and bothering him.

7. She is your little baby! Kiss me!

8. If you are good to me, I will be better and better to you.

9. When you are angry, I let you take it out on me. When I am angry, I take it out on myself.

10. Can't I, a lovely little fairy, conquer your heart?

1 1. "Honey, I'm tired. Go and cook! " No matter how tired the person is, he will run into the kitchen.

12. Although I am wrong, it is your problem not to forgive me.

13. If I am a wanderer, you are human.

14. I am a prophet. I checked your identity yesterday. You are my boyfriend!

15. It doesn't matter if you are bitter. I'm cute.

16. I am your little friend and your heart.

17. "Please, husband" and "I won't".

18. In this life, I will only marry you.

19. I like you very much today, and I like you very much tomorrow, and I am jealous of myself again.

20. Ah, I fell down. I want to kiss before getting up.

I like being angry so much that I fell in love with a fire extinguisher.

Tell you a secret, I will continue to love you tomorrow.

23. I gave you all my little thoughts. Please don't leave me in the future

24. Aha ... Beg ... I'm so scared, don't go! ~ ~ Come on ~ ~

25. Too little coquetry, boys will feel that their girlfriends are boring and too boyish; Too much coquetry will make him numb and lose his feelings. Playing coquetry at inappropriate times will be even more offensive and self-defeating.

26. Love is mutual. I like you. You have to kiss me.

27. Try to go home after work every day. Business needs entertainment, so does my wife.

28. People are unhappy!

29. Snacks are mine, and I will be yours in the future.

30. I feel like a day with you and a year without you.

3 1. Sometimes boys will be like children, "Please your wife" (QQ looks wronged) and "I didn't" (QQ looks crazy), hehe, very cute.

32. People will never talk to you again!

33. You are the one with infinite scenery, and you are the one who has fallen behind. The point is you, not what you are.

What to do today: miss me, love me, listen to me, and don't make me angry.

35. Some are happy when they miss you, and some are sad when they are happy.

36. I will shoot you with Cupid's arrow and cut you with the knife of love!

I have a best friend, but he is a man.

38. No matter in time or in my dream, you are the person I want to see most.

39. Life is like this. Know and love the person you love the most, and stay with you until you get old.

40. If you lose me, I will be someone else's little princess.

A sentence full of happiness

A sentence full of happiness

1. The sweetest happiness in life is the fruit of sadness; The purest thing in life comes from suffering. We must experience the difficulties ourselves, and then we will know how to comfort others.

The grievances of strangers are all vented on their lovers. This is wrong and needs to be changed.

3. Sometimes, when a woman quarrels with you, she doesn't really want to quarrel with you, but just turns a few corners to be coquettish. This is her way of coquetry. Will men understand such subtle worries?

The so-called love is that you still cherish each other after all the feelings, enthusiasm and romance have been taken away.

Our pain comes from endless desires, endless comparisons, endless struggles, and those gains and losses, victories and defeats, joys and sorrows are always hard for us to let go. Let the desire fade, and everything is gone; Make your mind wider, no matter how high you climb, you will eventually come down.

6. True happiness is not living like others, but being able to live according to your own wishes.

7. Be kind to someone desperately, but be afraid that they don't like you if you do something wrong. It's not love, it's flattery. I love each other more after breaking up and can't live without him. This is not love, it is unwilling.

8. Time may not give birth to love, but it will definitely see people's hearts. Sometimes I am afraid that time will tell me the truth.

9. Letting go doesn't mean giving up or losing. It just means that you know that at that moment you should let go and move on.

10. Good friends will never have the same personality, but they can best understand each other's differences.

1 1. What is the lightest pain in your life? The day when we just established a relationship with each other, but we have to separate, is warm and careful, and we are afraid that what we get will be lost. When love breeds, there is always a slight injury.

12. Being alive for one day is a blessing, so cherish it. When I cried that I had no shoes to wear, I found that someone had no feet.

13. Fate is not to muddle along, but to try to leave it to chance.

14. If you don't give yourself trouble, others will never give you trouble. Because of my heart, I can't let go.

15. Everyone has their own green space in their hearts. I wander in your green space, you wander in my green space …

16. Some words, the speaker moves his mouth and the listener is tempted.

17. You can't tell why you really love someone. You only know that whenever and wherever you are in a good mood, you want this person to accompany you. The real feeling is that two people can stay together in the most difficult time. After all, feelings are to be paid, not just to be obtained.

18. He made your eyes red, but you still smiled and forgave. This is love.

19. There are only two emotions in the world that can be called romance: one is mutual affection, and the other is forgetting each other; What we have to do is to strive for friendship with the people we love most and forget the people we love for the second time.

20. Be ready to help others, do comfortable things, love simple people and take the road of happiness.

2 1. What a person fears is often what he should do.

22. There are only two possibilities for disappointment: choosing the wrong person or having unexpected expectations.

23. If you want to be willful, you must first learn to be patient and bear the consequences before you can be willful. If you want to be independent, you must learn to be strong and learn to endure pain before you can be independent. If you want unbridled love, first learn to forget, forget the pain of lovelorn, and then you can love boldly. You can do anything, but only if you can't feel sad about the result. The real strength of a person is not what he can do, but what he can bear.

I wish I were a child. No broken heart, no painful tears.

25. It is best to be friends who are consistent with their own style, whether crazy or serious, and have the same personality. Say a word and do one thing, that kind of tacit understanding and comfort can't be given by others. People with different attributes seem to always talk to chickens and ducks, so bored that they finally want to hit him.

26. As long as your heart is perfect, the world is perfect. So what we cultivate is a heart that loves the world.

27. Overcoming everything is actually winning yourself an opportunity. Take a deep breath and recall past gains and losses. Don't worry about what you didn't have before. Cherish the present and realize life. As long as you have a good attitude, everyone can find their own satisfactory answer.

28. Believe in people, feelings and kindness. Be cheerful, be tough and live a warm life.

29. Everyone is awake and I am drunk, and the heart is the most precious. I don't regret meeting true love, and this life is only for you (the secret is in the fifth word of every sentence).

30. I sighed all night and couldn't sleep well. When the dawn rises on my knees, the swallows circle around me and talk endlessly. Swallow, be quiet and let me sleep for a while. Maybe I will fall asleep and dream of her gentle arms.

3 1. Life is like a piano: the white keys are happiness and the black keys are sadness. However, only black and white keys's ensemble can produce wonderful music.

32. As long as you persist in one thing for a long time, "persistence" will gradually become a "habit". What used to take great effort to drive has become commonplace.

33. Don't speak out of turn for whom to pay and for whom to sacrifice. In fact, the ultimate beneficiary of all efforts and sacrifices is yourself. Life is a lonely practice that has nothing to do with anyone. This is a bittersweet road. There must be a gift at the end of the road-it depends on whether you deserve it or not.

34. If you know too much and see too thoroughly, you will become an orphan of the world.

Don't confuse arrogance with your wisdom. Don't let your modesty lack wisdom.

36. Being jealous of others won't add any benefits to yourself. Envy of others does not reduce their achievements.

37. I suddenly thought of you and smiled at myself.

38. An old friend and friend, old feelings, old righteousness and old tenderness, wish past lives all the best.

39. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.

We can't lose ourselves because of love, because in that case, we will hurt ourselves in the name of love. We can't lose other happiness because of love, because in that case, the pain will come like a cold current without the blocking of mountains.

4 1. Happiness is like perfume, not on others, but on yourself.

42. Life is a satisfying life, and a rich life includes ups and downs, including pain and getting up again, including failure and struggling again.

We must be willing to let go of the planned life in our minds and embrace the life waiting for us in reality.

44. Someone reaches out a hand to wipe your tears when you fail, which is better than countless people reaching out and clapping for you when you succeed.

45. There are many reasons for not loving in the world: being busy, tired, being nice to you, being out of character, being far away, not feeling, and so on. And there is only one expression of love: I just want to be with you.

46. Life is a gorgeous illusion, and time is a thief who steals everything.

47. Many people are always in pain when they break up, including depression, madness and grovelling. But many years later, when you look back, you will find how ridiculous you were at that time. The fate of a lifetime, the opportunity is only once. You left the unreliable person, but the opportunity was left to the worthy one. If you don't give up your mistakes, how can you find the right one? So breaking up is fate's favor for you. Losing love is not pain, but luck.

Don't let money get in the way. A good life is not that expensive. Start to realize your recently feasible dream.

49. knowing that time can't stay, you don't have to hurt spring and grieve for autumn; Knowing that feelings cannot be deliberate, you will not die for anyone; Knowing that loneliness is always with you, you won't be unable to control yourself at a certain moment; Knowing that forgetting is always inevitable, you won't be sad for forgetting for a while; Knowing that the past has always existed, there is no need to hide and show off; Knowing that beauty will die at some point in the future, we should seize every moment now.

50. I never worry that I am not good at hard work, but that all excellent people work harder than me.

5 1. No matter how good others are, we should not envy them. Just compare with your past, and you will be happier every day. At the same time, you will have a feeling of happiness and get real peace of mind.

52. You ask for trouble because you think too highly of yourself.

53. Life is a long road with numerous forks. Everyone should keep making choices, and different choices will definitely make a completely different life. I always hear people say that if it was like this before, it wouldn't be like this now ... what a disappointment. Every fork has no real good or bad choice. As long as you regard life as your unique creation, if you make different choices, you won't look back often.

54. Five principles of happiness: no hate in your heart, no worry in your heart, simple life, more pay and less expectation.

55. True happiness is around you and in your heart. In the impetuous life, we are either happy or sad, or sad and happy. Zen teaches us to use a normal mind. Whether we are proud or frustrated, it is inevitable in life. There is no need to worry about it. If we look down, there won't be so many troubles in life. In the noisy city, sit by the window and have a cup of tea quietly, wander in the world of music and enjoy the fragrance of coffee alone.

56. Cherish what you get, don't get it, and live happily and smartly.

57. You obviously live in the present, but you cling to the past and worry about the future; Insist on carrying the past, the future and the present, and life will be so slow. Simply living in the present, there is no truth or falsehood in the present: there is no right or wrong, and there is no trouble; If there is no truth, there is no need to forget and worry. That's true or not. Isn't it like dreaming? Yes, just think of life as a dream.

58. Give time, let bygones be bygones and start all over again.

A collection of beautiful sentences about eating durian for the first time

A beautiful sentence about eating durian for the first time (I) 1. There are many scruples about the joy of the old mother eating durian at that moment. It is delicious. I love durian!

2. When durian is ripe, it naturally cracks a crack, peels off the skin and sends a bad smell into my nose. It tastes strange, like rotten feet and rotten duck eggs.

I ate a durian myself a few days ago, and then I got angry.

I hated it at first, but it was sweet later. There is a delicious taste called durian. People who love to eat praise it for its fragrance, while those who hate it complain that it stinks!

I haven't eaten durian for a long time, so I ate a durian cake to relieve my craving, which is thick and delicious.

6. I don't like durian, but I like dried durian, durian crisp, durian pizza and durian dumplings, which are all durian products anyway.

7. I cried when I wanted to eat durian cake but couldn't eat it.

8. Save people ... Why is durian still so smelly when it is dry? I had to eat a dried durian for your kindness, but now I feel like vomiting. It's too uncomfortable.

9. I used to get carsick, but now I don't get carsick. I used not to eat durian, but now I like it. People will change, I hope I can get better and better!

10. I came to buy durian again. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. I didn't like durian before. It seems that I haven't met the right one yet.

1 1. I love durian so much that I felt like Elvis Presley in my last life.

12. Today's happiness is to change the new wallpaper, eat pizza, visit the supermarket with my parents, open the durian blind box and eat delicious durian. Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow are my rest days. I want to be so happy every day.

13. But I started eating again. It's so sweet and delicious.

14. A beautiful day begins with eating durian, which stinks all over the house ~

15. Whoever buys you durian must be the one who loves you the most.

16. Is it true that people who love coriander prefer durian?

17. The most wonderful thing in life is to wake up naturally, enjoy the tropical beauty and eat durian on the rattan chair on the balcony.

18. They all look delicious. I'm starving. I'm starving. I really want to eat snail powder durian pizza.

19. Today's happiness comes from half a meter of bread and a strong durian flavor.

20. I wanted to eat durian Melaleuca for the third time, but I was discouraged by the snow-white sun in Guangzhou. It's too hot. I was an Antarctic penguin in my last life, so I am afraid of the heat.

A beautiful sentence about eating durian for the first time (part two) 2 1. Life is like durian, some people think it stinks, some people think there is no absolute right or wrong fragrance, just be happy.

22. I didn't stop eating durian white after exercise. Needless to say, this durian is too hard to swallow! I haven't eaten cooked durian recently!

23. I want to eat hot pot, barbecue, barbecue, snail powder and durian!

24. Happiness is: I said I wanted to eat durian, and then I really received durian. I am not happy to have durian to eat, but to be remembered and treated with care.

25. I ate durian and thought it was mine.

26. There is really no one to eat durian in the middle of the night.

27. My wife likes durian very much. Although my family doesn't like durian, it won't affect my enthusiasm at all.

28. Durian, it has no beautiful appearance, smooth skin and attractive taste. People avoid it when they see it. I have the same fate as it. I have no beautiful appearance, no clever mind, no lovely smile, only a mediocre life! Therefore, durian and I are good friends, because we are in the same boat!

29. I love durian pizza so much that I feel like a durian in my last life.

30. Durian has a high nutritional value. Durian fruit is extremely rich in nutrition, high in sugar content, high in calories, rich in vitamins, and high in vitamin A, vitamin B and vitamin C. So people gave it the reputation of the king of fruits.

3 1. I have all kinds of bad feelings after eating durian early in the morning.

32. I can't stand people who smoke and people who eat durian.

I don't know who is eating durian on the bus. It smells like durian. It's so strong that it's killing me.

I don't like jujube, but I like jujube paste very much. I don't like durian, but I like durian pizza. Weird

35. I don't have any friends who like durian. I can only enjoy it alone My friend is really unlucky!

36. A worldwide problem If you are hungry, would you choose durian or stinky tofu?

37. People who like durian never hide it. People who always like durian, people who don't like it, are not artificial, and they hate it when they smell it.

I think if Newton sat under the durian tree, our exam would be much easier.

39. After eating durian for three days in a row, my mother asked me if I still need to weigh.

40. How long has it been since I ate durian? It is really delicious.