I'm kidding. It's very funny.

One morning, a mobile boss suddenly felt very urgent outside and had to find a public toilet.

"What do you do?" Cried the aunt looking at the toilet.

"I am a mobile boss, in a hurry. \"

"Don't you know that everything is charged now?" Auntie.

"Okay, how much is it? \"

"50 cents in, 30 cents out." Aunt looked at him.

"Out of things will charge? "The boss stared.

"What are you looking at? We implement two-way charging here. If you set up a bathroom package, you can charge one way.

"Well, I'll pay. "The boss took out ten dollars.

"Shit or pee?" Aunt asked with money.

"Mama of, hurry up. \"

"Well, do you need a set meal? There is a discount for 50 stools and 30 stools at a time. " Aunt said.

"Stop it, I'll go in first and pay immediately." After the boss went in, he chose the last pit and went out for a long time.

Sir, you chose the No.5 pit, and you have to pay 50 cents for choosing the number. When you moved in, you didn't say no music, and you charged 60 cents each time. In addition, you spent fifteen minutes and one second in it. The first minute was charged at fifty cents per minute, and then at forty cents per minute. Less than one minute is charged by one minute. In addition, since your emissions occupy our sewer broadband, please pay RMB every month. Finally, you can see other people entering the toilet through the small hole. Please pay the exhibition fee of 1 yuan. "The boss has been staying there.

"So, Mr. Boss, we don't use credit cards here. You have to pay 59.4 yuan in total. If it is not paid within the time limit, we will charge a late fee of three thousandths per day, and we will not inform you. When it reaches 1000 yuan, we will urge you to pay through legal means. "

As soon as the aunt finished speaking, the mobile boss fainted in the urinal with a splash! !

The mobile boss said in a daze: Is there a king's law?

\ Aunt said: My place, I have the final say.