Tell me the most popular funny sentences in the circle of friends

1. Happiness is a comparative level. You must have something at the bottom to feel it.

2. It’s time to get married. I would like to ask everyone, when you go to the Civil Affairs Bureau, will they give it to your partner or do you have to bring it yourself?

3. A friend described the reason for his resignation: My job is cheap and the quantity is sufficient.

4. For exams, be prepared to write all over Baidu on the paper, and you will know that the marking teacher will be so angry.

5. I didn’t even know the name and face of my new classmate, but someone else was already interested in him.

6. Whoever dares to bully me in the future will write your name on your pants and fart you to death.

7. The reason why I am so carefree now is because I was more attentive than anyone else in the past.

8. If there is no moon, I don’t have to miss you. If there is no sun, I will not miss you. Even if the sun and the moon reincarnate and the years fly by, how can I forget you.

9. I thought life was like cats eating fish, dogs eating meat, and Ultraman fighting little monsters. The reality is that the rat plays tricks on the cat, the sheep plays tricks on the wolf, and the two bears play tricks on the bald strongman.

10. I think you have walked too many roads and are lost.

11. To explain is to cover up, to cover up is to be dishonest, and to be dishonest is to be dishonest!

12. I finally understand why you lick Oreos first, because then no one will compete with you.

13. We have to live through joys and sorrows, so why not be happy.

14. You have the largest pencil case I have ever seen. Aren’t you tired of holding so many pens?

15. I love you for the whole past time.

16. You have to believe, believe that we will be like the fairy tale, with frogs and dinosaurs ending.

17. If one day you want to cry, just call me and let me know that you have this day too.

18. Whoever dares to bully me in the future will have your name written on the insole of my shoe and I will trample you to death every day.

19. This person is already the prey of others, so refuse to seduce.

20. A few months ago, I discovered the place where my wife kept her money. After that, I always reached out and took out one or two pieces of pocket money every month. Until yesterday when I reached inside and caught a small cactus, I knew it was time to stop.

21. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not eating, I’m just on the way to eat.

22. A friend has a birthday today, but I can’t afford to buy him anything. When I have the ability in the future, I will find another friend.

23. No matter what happens, never bow your head, because you have a double chin.

24. Don’t expect too much from your wife, who is beautiful and can cook, that’s Midea’s rice cooker!

25. I think you are not a qualified friend, so you should change your profession and be my wife!

26. Some people say that cats are the cutest creatures in the world. I disagree. They must have never seen me.

27. Do you know why God is jealous of talents? Because no one cares how long the fool lives.

28. You were in my heart when you were thin, but later you became fat and you were stuck in there and couldn’t get out.

29. People who are seventeen or eighteen years old are so angry that if they are thrown into water, the water will boil.

30. If you can't tolerate me, it means either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

31. The purpose of pinching the cross on a mosquito bite is to tell Jesus: cure it.

32. If the whole world doesn’t want you anymore, remember to come to me. I know several human traffickers.

33. I hope that I will be suitable and that I can be full of love.

34. Never joke at the beach, otherwise it will make the sea laugh.

35. If you can avoid facing it by running away, please give me a pair of skates to help me run faster.

36. When arguing with others, take a step back and the sky will be brighter; when chasing your girlfriend, take a step back and the sky will be empty.

37. Although I haven’t met you yet, I will definitely fall in love with you.

38. Don’t ask me how much I love you, you are the one I dream about.

39. It is said that those who study accounting and those who study medicine are a perfect match. One makes money and the other kills.

40. The most romantic thing I can think of is eating with you and then you pay.

41. Girls who can’t unscrew bottle caps are actually just faking it. Ask her to try opening a package without using scissors.

42. Don’t leave during holidays and weekends. In fact, I love you.

43. It is said that companionship is the longest confession of love. In fact, being good-looking is companionship, and being ugly is entanglement, which is heartbreaking.

44. I would rather be in love with you than break up with you, and you still say that I don’t love you?

45. Toss a coin, go online if it’s heads, go to bed if it’s tails, stand up and go to class.

46. When you reach my age, the only people who can sing softly in your ears, like your body, and give you bags are mosquitoes.

47. I have filed for personal bankruptcy, please don’t worry, creditors.

48. I feel very sad that I haven’t received your message for a long time. When I thought about death, I cut my veins with potato chips, hit my head with tofu, jumped over a building with a parachute, and hung myself with noodles.

49. Everyone is destined to die, either from starvation or exhaustion.

50. Girls should stop playing tricks on each other. After all, they will all go to square dance together in a few decades.

51. Are you here? I hope you are. Someone stole a pig recently and I'm afraid something will happen to you.

52. If I had known that I would be so successful when I grew up, I would not have read so many books when I was a child.

53. My head is full of wisdom, and it stretches my face.

54. Computer, don’t do this, let me go, I am a person with homework.

55. Sleep is an art. No one can stop me from pursuing art.

56. If a man doesn’t help you put on your wedding dress, give him a cassock.

57. Be nice to your boyfriend. After all, he is the most discerning person in the world.

58. Someone just sat next to me, and I just slapped him. How could he squeeze my invisible wings?

59. If you blindly pursue novelty, I’m sorry, but it will be difficult for you to survive in this world.

60. Sorry, what disappears cannot come back. I have my pride.

61. Every time I do my homework, when I touch my mobile phone, it’s like eating Xuanmai chewing gum and I can’t stop at all.

62. You should feel free to gain weight. Losing weight is someone else’s business.

63. The good-looking collarbones are all the same, and the interesting belly bounces around.

64. As soon as the senior brother who had mastered Tietou Gong came down the mountain, he was sucked away by a large crane with an electromagnetic suction cup.

65. Why should I put you in my eyes? You are not my contact lenses.

66. Each of us is a dreamer. When the dream is gone, all that is left is homesickness.

67. If I can’t bear to let you go, I have to give you a good beating first.

68. I want to become a sea of ??fat and drown all the thin people who show off.

69. Women are the most troublesome animals in the world, while men are the most troublesome animals in the world.

70. Why do some boys suddenly ignore you after flirting with you? They cast the net over a large area and selectively catch you, and you are released.

71. They say they will become stupid in front of the people they like. Could it be that I like homework? Impossible.

72. As long as you live a better life than me, I can’t stand it.

73. A brain is a good thing, but if you have big breasts, you can do without one.

74. Don’t compare yourself to me, I am too lazy to compare with you.

75. When a woman chases a man, there is a gauze barrier. Unless the man has a crush on you, the barrier is basically barbed wire, which is also electrified.

76. In fact, every time I argue with you, I feel very regretful. Really, I should have hit you!

77. If I guess correctly, everyone who sees this circle of friends should open their eyes!

78. I like to eat with knowledgeable people. As long as I ask a question that they are good at, then, in the next two hours, all the food will be mine.

79. When we are young, we often make faces in the mirror; when we are old, the mirror is even.

80. God closed a door for you, and then went to wash up and sleep.

81. The weather is nice today. It’s a good day to go out and show your coolness.