Joker Xue’s funny classic jokes

We all know that Joker Xue is not only a famous singer, but his jokes are even more interesting. Now I will share Joker Xue’s classic jokes with you, I hope you like them.

Recommended classic Joker Xue Zhiqian jokes

1. Do I carry two lives on my body?

One day I will stand on a Telling everyone my mother’s name on the big stage.

2. The prince just needs a white horse and cannot run a red light.

3. What I want to say is, even one year is fine. Two years is fine. No matter how much time passes. I won't change anything. I am still the Joker Xue who loved music at the beginning, and I will also tell you stories one after another with melody.

4. It still makes sense, it still makes sense!

5. As long as people listen to my songs, I will keep singing.

6. Smile and see how easy life is!

7. Joker Xue is a P without you guys? (Note: ?You guys refer to Qian friends)

8. Joker Xue Zhiqian Thank you for everything you have done for me, but I don’t hope that I am everything to you.

9. If one day I am shopping and find someone humming my song. It was all worth it.

10. If possible, I would like to meet each of you, invite you to dinner and chat. Remember each of you as you remember me.

11. In fact, I just want to sing. Even one day, there is no stage, no lights, no anything. Just give me a guitar and I will sing. I will never change.

Selection of classic Joker Xue Zhiqian jokes

1. If a person does not chase stars

What is the difference between him and salted fish

In the hot summer

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My idol is my Liushenjin Cool Shower Gel

Chasing him for a cool summer

2. My wish is world peace

3. There is no need to pretend to have a good life. In fact, not many people care whether you are good or not. Most of the people who live well in this world should eat, drink, dress up, study, pursue certain basic materials, and spend money to make themselves mentally happy. They are down-to-earth and not fresh. Ordinary people who are not ordinary people.

4. Hello everyone?

How am I doing lately?

Not too bad?

But not good either?

5. But I quite like this casual way of singing?

It’s like wearing shorts and a belt at home, with the rice dumpling on your right hand spraying rice in front of the mirror?

6. Did the computer fall two days ago? Now the sound is like a tractor?

Am I surfing the Internet with everyone in the kitchen?

7. Small At that time, we didn’t know how big the world was?

So we could love each other without any worries?

Love you with everything I can use

The funny thing is In fact, I have nothing

I thought my shoulders could cover your ambitions, desires, etc.?

Then it still took you away?

8. It took me two months to practice just for the concert dance

When I lie down every day, I feel like a twister

9. I continued to I’m thinking about this issue

If I write songs that will become a burden to everyone, why should I write about them?

10. Please let me sing until I sing until I’m exhausted and my blood will flow into my body today. Explosion

Then please let me give you an explanation?

Collection of classic Joker Xue Zhiqian jokes

1. Let’s talk about a wine caretaker who worked in Qingdao. Once when I was in Taitung, I went to Dalian the year before last, and a girl asked me out, so I took a fancy and went to a KTV with him. I ordered a lot of things, and I had to pay after finishing the service, so I followed her The lady said, look at the ten dollars I have in my pocket when I go out to go to the Internet cafe. Didn't you tell me that you are treating me? It's only ten dollars. The lady's face turned green at the time because the beer had already been opened, and I was eating and drinking it. He also grabbed a handful of beef cubes and put them in his pocket. Within two minutes, the lady called. I said it was urgent, so I sent it to the door and she left. Thinking that there were still some snacks left to eat, I went back, only to collect them all. I just left in frustration. Now that I think about it, Labor and Capital were very brave back then, and it’s not easy to survive now.

2. On my way home today, I saw a student-looking woman at the door of the station (I didn’t see her face, but she was carrying a schoolbag). There was a piece of paper in front of her, which said 6 yuan for her home fare. , I struggled in my heart for a long time, and the little devil said, it must be fake. Liar, how many times have you been deceived and you don’t know? The little angel said, help her, show you how pitiful she is, just when they were arguing. I touched my pocket and found that there were only hundred dollar bills, so I decided to go back to being a bad person.

3. LZ is running business, and I went to the Internet cafe today to send out cards. I met an uncle watching a short movie. When I sent the card there, the two people next to him looked at me. That expression, buddy. , don’t hold it in, laugh, don’t hold it back, you still bite the bullet and send it to the uncle. The key is that LZ is a girl, it’s so embarrassing! Decisively hide it.

4. Sleeping is a kind of relief. When you sleep, you will not be sad or angry, worry or lonely. It is the time God gives you to temporarily lose your memory. May the sweet dreams heal your sadness.

5. People who complement each other easily fall in love at first sight, and people who are similar are suitable for growing old together. After all, I still don't like the relationship between Bai Ren and Bai Ren. Love cannot be endured, it is two people giving their most relaxed selves to each other. No need to say more, it is already clear. No matter what age, this kind of relationship is the best.

6. The farthest distance in the world is not love or hate, but the familiar people gradually becoming strangers. Although the best time is always very short, I will remember the touching moments I had.

7. The core of being a human being is to make yourself happy. If you do too many things that make you unhappy, you will easily be depressed for a long time. People who don't love themselves in life, don't make long-term and short-term plans for themselves, and rely on connections to survive are stupid. Only mutual benefit can last. No one will help someone who cannot afford it. Helping others is sometimes helping yourself.

8. Life often plays a joke on us. Whoever you expect will be farther away from you; whoever you are attached to will hurt you the most.

9. Give yourself a hope every day, try not to worry about tomorrow, don’t sigh for yesterday, just make today better.

10. ?Simple love lasts the longest, ordinary companionship is the most reassuring, and people who understand you are the warmest. ?May we?start with heartbeat and grow old together. ?

11. Love means you are unreasonable and I will give you some points.

12. ?I only become talkative when I meet people I like. I don’t want to say a word when I meet people I don’t like. ?

13. A big part of growth is acceptance. Accept parting ways, accept the impermanence of the world, accept loneliness and frustration, accept the sudden feeling of powerlessness, and accept your own shortcomings. Then change from the bottom of your heart and find a balance. To get along with the world, you must first get along with yourself. Turn on a lamp when it gets dark, and bring an umbrella when it rains. When you are sad, you are sad first, but you don't want to die.