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Eat a finger joke
The second child turned over again. She habitually put her left thumb in her mouth, but I stubbornly took it out. With luck, she only cried once or twice, then turned over and fell asleep. Otherwise, I have to pick her up and stand on the bed and walk left and right (she doesn't cry when I stand up). Is there a difference between standing and sitting? )。 It's been like this for four or five nights. Does it make me a little discouraged? Before that, didn't she forget to "eat her hands"?
For more than ten days, I put her to sleep with gloves on. In the first four days, she was extremely unaccustomed, uncomfortable, and crying was inevitable. Because she is used to sleeping with her left thumb, now, without this natural soothing substance, it is particularly difficult for her to sleep. Although she has been in contact with soothing towels for some time (obviously, she doesn't like them), she still wants to take out her gloves from time to time. So I had to put her left hand under my armpit and hug her to put her to sleep. Occasionally, she will cry bitterly ... my old mother's determination has passed the test of crying again and again.
It is difficult to fall asleep, and it is also difficult after falling asleep. Although she is asleep, she always thinks about her left thumb. I can't help it I fell asleep eating my fingers from four or five months ago. Are addictive. So, who can accept that people's rations are cut off at once? Plus, because of the obstruction of gloves, my left thumb can't get in, which is very distressing. How can you cry five or six times a night? I stayed up late ... finally on the fifth day, after falling asleep at night, I stopped crying. I tossed and turned, but soon fell asleep. The quality of sleep is greatly improved. As a result, I thanked myself for trying my best to make her cry and not get angry.
On the sixth day, after the second child fell asleep at night, I boldly gave her gloves and found that she forgot to eat her hands. So is the seventh day. The same is true on the eighth day ... besides being coaxed to sleep, she seems to forget to "eat her hands" when she sleeps. Besides, I also feel free to give my penis to her father and let her father sleep with her. On the twelfth night, when the second child gave up eating his hands, I finally enjoyed sleeping alone.
But just when I was in high spirits, on the fifteenth day when the second child gave up eating hands, I washed her hands, and I found that her left thumb was red again. I asked her father, "Last night, my sister ate her hand again?" He said, "No, at five or six in the morning, she ate her hand and I took it out."
Why does dick eat his hand again? I blamed her father: "You only care about sleeping. When the second child eats her hand, you should take out her finger. It is definitely not something to eat once or twice. " Her father ignored me and left me staring at my left thumb, just sulking. Hey, what's up?
two
In fact, I wanted to give up the habit of "eating hands" with my second child a month ago. I read an expert's article before, and he suggested not to intervene excessively before the age of 2. However, although the second child is only 1 year-old for more than 2 months, his left thumb is often red, swollen, peeling and cracked because of the calluses. Sometimes, I cry when I eat, which probably hurts. Especially when sleeping at night, she often turns over and eats her fingers for too long, which seriously affects her sleep. So, I'm going to be ruthless again. This habit of "eating hands" must be "quit"
Again, because before that, I had an unsuccessful abstinence experience.
The first night, I said to my second child, "Baby, don't put your hand in your mouth. If you eat your hands often, your hands will hurt. " She is very obedient, but I must hold her to sleep, and I will put her to bed when she falls asleep. The first night, she didn't cry or make trouble, which made me feel lucky. Could it be that this second child gave up eating like her sister? Not the kui is in the same mother's belly, I secretly happy.
At that time, my sister was also used to sleeping with her thumb. But it took only one night to quit, and I have to say, it was easy! At that time, I just tried to apply a little cool oil to my sister's hands: "It's cold, and my hands can't eat any more. Eating this cold food will hurt your stomach. " My sister is very obedient. She doesn't eat her hands or make trouble, let alone let me sleep with her. I put some cool oil on her hand for three nights in a row, but my sister really didn't put her hand in her mouth.
On the fourth day after my sister gave up eating, we went back to our hometown for the New Year. Before going to bed, my sister habitually reached out and asked me to put on cool oil. I deliberately said, "Leave the cool oil in our house, and it will be cold when we go back." As a result, that night, she didn't eat or make trouble, and she didn't need me to sleep. Three nights in a row.
After returning home, my sister remembered that I had left my cool oil at home before, so she reached out and asked me to put it on. I had a brainwave: "Ah, mom forgot, mom brought it back to grandma's house, and now mom forgot to bring it back." That night, she fell asleep quietly. From then on, she never mentioned cool oil in her sleep and never ate her hands again.
But unfortunately, the eldest sister is the eldest sister and the second child is the second child. Even twins born to the same mother have many differences.
The day after the second child gave up eating hands, she began to cry, but only a little. On the third day, I still cried a little. On the fourth day, the second child became smart and wouldn't let me hug him anyway. He just threw himself on the pillow and fell asleep sucking his left thumb. I just started to say, "I can't eat my hands, my hands are dirty", and she cried loudly and drove me away with her hands, which made me unable to continue. I wanted to try my sister's method from the beginning. However, experts do not recommend applying pepper water and mustard, saying that it may cause psychological and psychological problems. I dare not be so rude. Just in time for the Chinese New Year, firecrackers came and went ... So I had to obey my second child and wait until after the Chinese New Year.
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After the new year, I immediately put the matter of giving up and eating my second child on the agenda. This time, I have to quit. However, after thinking about it, let's try cool oil. Just a little. It shouldn't be rude. After all, my sister is a success story, and I only wiped a little.
Before going to bed, I put a little cool oil on the thumb of my second left hand: "It's cold, you can't put your hand in your mouth." As a result, as soon as I turned around, she put it in her mouth and smacked her lips. It seemed delicious. Fortunately, I only put a little on it. Helpless, I quickly took her to wash off the cool oil. My mother said you should wear more clothes so as to stimulate her. Mom also said that at that time, in order to quit milk, I applied this cool oil. You won't dare to eat my milk after painting it. However, I still choose to listen to experts and give up this strategy. Although I've heard of it before, that's how some people quit their children's habit of eating their hands. However, there are exceptions to everything.
I heard from my colleague upstairs that in order to get rid of the child's habit of "eating hands", she tried many methods: applying cool oil, pepper water, wearing gloves, wrapping her fingers and sticking a band-aid ... but they all ended in failure.
One of my high school classmates, my niece is 6 years old, and she still keeps the habit of "eating her hands" and has used everything. It's funny, and her niece's deskmate is also good at it. When they are in class, any "hand-eating" addiction comes up, with their heads down, their thumbs in their mouths together, and they suck together two or three times. When they are addicted, they will smile at each other.
My mother-in-law talked about a young man in her village. When I was a child, I couldn't stop his addiction to "eating hands" in any case. Now in my teens and twenties, I occasionally put my fingers in my mouth to suck when chatting with others. People in the village often make fun of him.
I have to intervene in the matter that the second child gave up eating hands. According to my observation, when she eats her thumb again, her sleep quality drops a lot. After I asked her father, I summed up the reason why she started eating again. There are probably two reasons: 1, she has teeth again and her gums are uncomfortable; She doesn't like hugging her to sleep now. She likes sleeping on the pillow, which is a good thing, but when she falls asleep on the pillow, she will suck her thumb. The most important thing is that her father keeps letting his dick suck.
No choice but to do it again and put gloves on the second child again. I hope this time, the second child can really say goodbye to the foodie. The old mother's anxiety came again, and when she was anxious, she made a mistake again. These two days, I always said to my second child, "Don't eat your hands." In fact, this will only backfire.
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