Funny lines in Ultimate Three Kingdoms

Classic quotations are like this, like this~

Liu Bei (repair): Zhao Yun was shaking and shaking on a very long board (Zhao Yun was shaking on Changban Slope) Save Adou)

The rich man is the uncle, not the eldest brother...

Zhang Fei: We are here to go to school. Can you remove the Eight-door Golden Lock Formation and let us go to school< /p>

Dean: Who knows if you are sent by the Yellow Turban University to rob the school

Guan Yu: The Yellow Turban University is becoming more and more arrogant now

Zhang Fei: Yes, as soon as you enter the school, you grab everything from teaching equipment to registration fees and nutritious lunches. I heard that the last time there was a school where all the male and female teachers and even the principal’s underwear were taken off

Guan Yu: Really Fake

Zhang Fei: Of course it’s fake

Guan Yu: HO~ You can be a little more boring

Liu Bei: Student Guan, it’s okay if you like fighting, but You can't have stones in your head. Brain stones are idiots. There are so many of them and there are only three of us. This is not called fighting, it is called beating up.

Guan Yu: How can it not be a crisis? It has been the most dangerous thing since I was a child

Zhang Fei: Is it more dangerous than going to the toilet without toilet paper?

Guan Yu: Of course

Dong Zhuo: Obsessed, no way, but I am a very simple person. I just want to harm people all day long. Isn’t this not simple enough? ?

The breasts are all fake. Who knows if your admission notice is fake?

Zhang Fei: My breasts are real!

Guan Yu: This is not the point!

Liu Bei (editor): You work very hard to feed the chickens tea leaves, very hard, but the chickens can't lay tea eggs.

Zhang Fei (with an innocent look on his face): Brother, my chest is broken by a big stone, but your chest is broken by a big stone!

Fortunately, I have someone to sleep with me. I heard before that dogs have yin and yang eyes, but it turns out to be true. I kept seeing the piaos dangling in front of me. I was so scared! (Dong Xiaozhu)

I have an opinion, who wants to be called Xiaozhu? I am the great Dong Zhuoye, how can I be called Xiaozhu. Especially after I lost weight, my face became so thin again. (Dong Xiaozhu)

I want to hypnotize myself, that’s not beef, that’s not beef, that’s cow shit…! (Still Dong Xiaozhu)

Liu Bei (repair): Third brother, you haven’t mastered Baguaquan yet, but you have mastered Baguazui.

Mei Niang: Hey, if you pretend to be stupid, you won’t remember the merits. Zhang Fei: Even if you pretend to be stupid, you won’t get a major demerit

Yeah, my goal was successful, I am really a dog whose wishes come true! ” (Dong Xiaozhu)

Female veterinarian: “Hey, dear, everything is fine. Just check it out. Come on, let me give you a kiss.”

Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Huang Zhong, Ma Chao: "No!"

Female veterinarian: "What's wrong?"

Liu Bei, Guan Yu, Zhang Fei, Huang Zhong, Ma Chao: "Nothing "

Dong Xiaozhu: "A kiss will kill you, it's true. Let me feel better! Give me a tongue kiss."

Zhou Yu: I heard President Cao sneeze earlier. All over the world~

Cao Cao: President Zhou also set off huge waves with a yawn~

Sun Shangxiang: This is my self-created external skill "Dadi Qi Condensation"

Zhang Fei: "Big ice cream"?

Zhang Fei: There is no room for two tigers in one mountain, except one male and one female.

Zhang Fei: Are you sure?

Zhou Yu: I always feel that you will lie to our young lady.

Liu Bei: Don't use your intuition randomly. I have an intuition that you will lie to our class, Xiao Qiaoye.

Teacher: "Excuse me, the Abiao family is very busy in worshiping their ancestors. One uncle, four uncles and seven The younger brother is playing cards, the three aunts, the sixth wife and the ninth sister are cooking, and the second nephew, five nephews and eight grandchildren are offering incense. Excuse me, how many relatives are here in the Abiao family? If you know how, please raise your feet."...

Teacher: "You all have cramps in your legs and you can't lift them up. Haven't you said this question many times? Well, Liu Bei, Liu Bei, you will definitely know it, Liu Bei, Liu Bei, Liu Bei"

Liu Bei ( (Xiu): "What did you ask just now?"

Teacher: "What did I just ask? How many relatives are here in Abiao's family?"

Liu Bei (Xiu): "I'm not sure how many relatives came to their family, but I heard just now that there are eight Sun Shangxiang in their family."

Xiao Qiao: "You are hopelessly smart, but you will never Understand me!"

Zhou Yu: "How do you say this?"

"I don't want to discuss our private matters on this occasion, okay?"

"I just I think this matter has nothing to do with you."

Sun Shangxiang: "Have you ever loved me?"

Lu Meng and Zhou Yu (pretending to be shy): "Miss, please don't seduce me. ”

Zhou Yu: All the heroes of the Eastern Han Academy, since you are here, please come in and meet us!

Xiao Qiao: Mushroom-scented banana cigarette-scented soap, coriander-scented champagne sesame oil-scented perfume, incense burner-scented vanilla sausage-scented custard

Liu Bei (repair): My last name is Liu Mingbei's nickname is Xuande, and he is the son of King Jing of Zhongshan. Some people also call me Beibei. Liu Xuande is me, I am Liu Xuande, (hahaha) but no one calls me Ade (hahaha)

Wolf swallows tigers and swallows, obviously wolves, tigers, and swallows~

Xiao Qiao said to Guan Yu: You must chase a girl until the last second, and you must wait until the girl says to stop,< /p>

You can stop it, otherwise you must be brave enough to pursue it, you know?

Cao Cao: Got it!

Xiao Qiao: I’m not asking you

Liu Bei (Xiu): There is a kind of longing that you don’t have to think about, it will come true Keep appearing

The first string will ring (think); the second string will ring (think); it turns out that every string is very loud (think

Liu Bei (repair) : Stay. Or I’ll follow you.

Axiang: Hey, do you have any new lines?

Liu Bei (Xiu): Come here! Let me go!

Zhang Fei: Even if time and space are destroyed, I will still love bravely (it’s rare to say something so emotional)

Zhang Fei: This meal is really rich, let me Eat a "catty".

Guan Yu: You ate more than one catty, right?

Zhang Fei: Yes, at least eight catties

Liu Bei (repair): ...You are shocked that this is how "surprise" is used! ~

Wang Dadong: Tiramisu said that sinful enjoyment will relax a woman's tight belly! Come down

Li Ru said to the Five Tiger Generals, Liu Bei (Xiu) and Sun Shangxiang: What are you looking at! I haven’t seen such a handsome one!

Sun Shangxiang: Happiness belongs only to two people. Personal secret

Cao Cao: Everyone has a friend

Liu Bei: Is it cholesterol?

Cao Cao: That’s a waste

Axiang: We will be classmates starting from tomorrow, are you happy?

Liu Bei (Xiu): Not bad

Axiang: Ah~~it’s just not bad! < /p>

Liu Bei (repair): It’s the highest level, which is pretty good, and it’s also est! (It’s so cute)

Axiang: Actually, in my heart, your music is also the highest level. Not bad, add est! (shy + blushing)

Hua Tuo: I am happy for the treatment that is about to change history.

Zhang Fei: If you don’t talk about the point, I will make you history!

Cao Cao: Hua Tuo, I really admire you more and more. I believe you will be famous throughout the ages.

Liu Bei (repair): I guarantee that he will definitely do it! (Everyone looks at him together) What? You can’t predict the future! (Guilty~~)

Sun Shangxiang: Which comes first, tomorrow or the future?

Liu Bei (repair): So tomorrow comes first, because Axiang and I have no future at all, so how can we come first?

Liu Bei (repair): Then, what is the only extraordinary opportunity for ordinary people? !

Axiang: The only extraordinary opportunity for ordinary people is (blush + move closer) to have an extraordinary love! !

Liu Bei (repair) os: Alas, Axiang, we are really destined to have an extraordinary love! !

Zhang Fei: As the saying goes, if you try today, you will suffer today! You have to cheat on today's exam. If you don't do it today, it will be too late!

Cao Cao: You have also seen Sun Tzu's Art of War! (Surprised~) Sun Tzu's Art of War is a tactical manual that my Cao family ancestors worked hard and risked their lives to obtain. The Cao family's ancestral teachings are passed down from generation to generation and are now locked in my family's new multi-security titanium metal vault. middle. Brother Liu, although we are good friends, I must be cautious when asking you.

Liu Bei (repair): Oh!

Cao Cao: How did you know the strategy inside?

Liu Bei (repair): Yes~~~It’s written in the plan! ~

Cao Cao: ~~~~Ah hahaha~~It was written above, how could I forget~~

Liu Bei (repair): Sun Tzu’s art of war must be passed down to his descendants. Girl...I'll go to Tie Shikong Secondhand Bookstore and buy 100 copies to give to your sister~ (Liu Bei's voice, words that hurt Cao Cao.)

Zhang Fei: I'm afraid, Jiang Qian has "disappeared"< /p>

Liu Bei (repair): Missing, it’s very serious

Guan Yu: Big brother, of course it’s very serious

Ma Chao: For humans, there are no wings. Being able to fly means dying

Zhang Fei: Brother, I don’t care if you are real or fake, whether you are boiled, grilled, fried, or smoked, you will always be mine. Zhang Fei's eldest brother~~~

Ma Chao: Hey, Lu Bu, do you want to bring a translator when you fight with the Huns? .....What's wrong...My mother said communication is very important.