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Is Pan Jinlian the ideal type for men? These five reasons convinced you.

I believe everyone in China knows the word Pan Jinlian. Even her name has already rushed out of the country and enjoys a high reputation in the world. If this beautiful woman didn't leave this world too early, it is estimated that she will be discovered by China's got talent show soon. Because she is not only handsome in appearance, enchanting in figure, but also sweet in voice, Diya's initiation made the male judges feel powerless and numb. If she hadn't won the Super Girl reality show, the ghost of her husband, Teacher Wu Dalang, might not rest in her grave.

Of course, if Pan Jinlian hypes her affair with tycoon Ximen Qing, it will be easier to enter the entertainment circle in China. Pan Jinlian is not only born beautiful, but also very clever. Poisoning Wu Dalang, for example, is her brilliant plan. If she lures some so-called China film directors to sleep in porn and then secretly makes some nude sex videos, then she can easily star in domestic blockbusters, and it is entirely possible for her to become famous internationally and even enter Hollywood.

After the above simple description, we can know how untimely Miss Pan Jinlian is in history. As a personality beauty, she lives in such an extremely feudal and ignorant era. In pursuit of pure love with Ximen Qing, she has been a notorious slut for so many years and endured the abuse and curse of countless people. It's just endless complaining

To tell the truth, when the wheel of history enters the 2 1 century, if we re-examine Miss Pan Jinlian from an international perspective, we will find that she is not only an outstanding representative of new women in the new century, but also her exquisite figure, which makes countless men drool and secretes sex hormones quickly, actually contains the beauty of fashion beyond the times.

In fact, Miss Pan Jinlian is the most ideal mate for modern men. I am honored to have a happy marriage with Miss Pan Jinlian. Men will have women's beautiful figure and great economic wealth at the same time. It can be said that there are countless benefits. Here are just a few.

1. Pan Jinlian is as beautiful as a fairy. This is what anyone dreams of day and night. If he can marry her and sleep with her every day, then every man will die happily.

Secondly, Pan Jinlian is willing to marry the very treacherous man in Wu Dalang with his superior conditions, which fully shows that Pan Jinlian has a low IQ in choosing men and can't wait to become a man, which makes many men full of great confidence. Confucius put it well: no matter how beautiful a woman is, she is afraid that she is really literate. Compared with Wu Dalang, who sells baked wheat cakes and looks extremely ugly, we modern men have superior conditions. They are not only handsome, but also white-collar workers or business managers, not to mention many chairmen and CEOs.

Pan Jinlian is not only beautiful, but also shameless. He is full of tricks and has enough capital to enter the entertainment circle. When a man marries her, he can be a broker, push her into the entertainment circle and become a cash cow at home.

Four, Pan Jinlian not only has the ability to seduce the big director to go to bed, but also can seduce big money like Ximen Qing, providing double insurance for the family's financial resources. Once she doesn't develop well in the entertainment circle, it's enough for her family to make money by seducing a few Ximen Qing.

Pan Jinlian is naturally fond of cheating and hooking up with other men, which provides a unique condition for her husband to catch her cheating handle. It can be said that the more men Pan Jinlian seduces, the happier her husband will be, because the more evidence he has, so that Pan Jinlian's husband can confidently make love with other women and pursue the true love he craves in his heart.