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Hello, I'm snakehead Kuaidou. I'm not at home now. If it is urgent, please press 1 to leave a message. If you are a policeman in Nakamori, please show your manual and press 2 to leave a message. If you are Kudou Shinichi, please figure out which key to press. If you are a white horse, don't scream. Send me the book directly from the flying pigeon. If you are a red child, please predict which key to press.

"Hello, I'm Qing Zi. How many buttons should I press? "

2. Agasa Hiroshi

Hello, this is Ali's home. I'm not here now. If you are looking for Xiao Ai, don't call. Even if she is at home, she won't talk to you. If you like my invention, please pay the intellectual property fee to my account at 7 o'clock tomorrow morning. I won't agree with too little money!

"Hello, I'm from the telephone office. You haven't paid the phone bill this month. Please charge the phone bill to our account before 7: 00 tomorrow morning. Pay less or don't pay, and stop! "

3. Amy Yeager

This is Amy Yeager's personal phone. If you are Yuantai, I will answer you at school tomorrow. If you are Hirohiko, I will answer you within 2 hours. If you are Conan, I will answer you in half an hour. If you are a girl who likes Conan,/kloc-I will wait for you in the school playground in 0/5 minutes. We will fight one-on-one

4. Fei Yingli

This is Princess Law Firm. I can't reply to you now. Please leave a message after the tone. You have the right not to leave a message, but everything you say will be my phone record.

5. Hattori Heiji

Hello, this is the exclusive telephone number of Hattori Heiji. If you are a supporter of Kudou Shinichi, please don't leave a message. Please leave a message if you sell whitening products. If you are with Ye, please compress your own information within one minute.

6. Kudou Shinichi

Hello, I'm Kudou Shinichi. I'm not at home now. If it is an ordinary case, please press1; If it is a kidnapping case, please press 2; If it is a murder, please press 3; If it is a super difficult case, please press 4; If you are Zuhara, you must be a liar. There is only one fact. Zuhara won't call me. Thank you for your message.

7. Haiyuan Ai

Hello, I'm Zuhara. If you are Kudo, I tell you that the antidote to APTX-4896 has not been developed. A moment, please. If you are a doctor, please buy some radishes, potatoes and onions. In the evening, we will eat curry rice without meat. If you are gin, then you should stop calling and just kill me.