Jokes in Chinese characters 50 words

It was a dark and windy night, and Zhu Bajie was kissing my sister Chang'e on the moon. Suddenly a black shadow passed by, and Zhu Bajie hurriedly chased him with a rake.

After a while, Zhu Bajie chased me out. Came back and said: Damn, Yang Liwei...

1. Don't be nervous, I'm not a good person...

2. Hold a kitchen knife in your hand and chop the wires, all the way Sparks bring lightning.

3. I have been suffering from insomnia recently and wake up every 16 hours.

4. Everyone says I am ugly, but in fact I am just not obviously beautiful.

5. I never bully the weak~~~I didn’t know he was weaker than me before I bullied him...

6. Gentlemen are nothing more than patient wolves.

7. I am not RMB, how can I make everyone like me? !

8. Why don’t you find a quiet place and count your brain cells by yourself?

9. Knowing that you are not doing well makes me feel at ease.

10. There are only three days in life. Those who live in yesterday are confused; those who live in tomorrow are waiting; those who live in today are the most practical.

Getting rid of idiots

A man complained to the county government: "The villain will lose a hoe tomorrow. Please investigate."

The county official asked: "You slave! If you lose your hoe tomorrow, why didn't you report it yesterday?"

After hearing this, the clerk next to him burst out laughing. The county magistrate immediately concluded the case and said: "You must be the one who stole the hoe! What did you steal it for?"

The clerk replied: "I want to get rid of that fool."

Fart article

A scholar is very good at talking and is used to helping people with lawsuits. The county magistrate disliked him very much and said: "Scholars should read with peace of mind behind closed doors. Why do you have to go in and out of the yamen? I think your article must be ridiculous. I will test you when I come up with a question." I was thinking of a topic and suddenly farted, so I asked him to write a composition on the topic of fart.

The scholar immediately respectfully presented the words: "The teacher raised his golden butt high and let out a precious fart loudly, like the sound of silk and bamboo

The sound is as sweet as the sound of musk orchid. It smells good. It's a great honor for a young man to stand in the limelight."

The county magistrate laughed and said: "This scholar can't write serious articles, but there is a millionaire in this county's East Street. Human excrement

Pit him to stand by the cesspool and smell the scent of musk orchid more every day so that he won’t have anything to do to disturb others.”

I can choose to give up. , but cannot give up the choice.

A chicken went to the mountain to find something to eat. I accidentally fell down. This is the story of a slippery chicken (short version)